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I'm missing the turducken!

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jc_dunn
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Ok i work at a local resturant. Anyway i had work today and we got a very peculiar order. It was from one of the DJs from our local oldies rock station, Q107. The man intended to share the duck with the staff, so anyone that was working would get to help eat his monster order.

He ordered a turkey, stuffed with a duck, and the duck was to be stuffed with a chicken. It was all marinated in white wine and special sauces and spices. Anyway they asked if i wanted to work the shift, i had to decline since i have a fuckload of homework to do tonight.

It was going to be just like a full out turkey dinner... potatos and the works, only the turkey was to be stuffed with a duck and a chicken.

So anyways now i have to be stuck at home doing homework in front of a gay computer screen instead of getting to eat a Turducken with a DJ from one of calgary's biggest radio stations.

What a rare oppurtunity down the drain.



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Mar 6 2005 7:47PM
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MADr.
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damn man, sucks for you.

maybee since you stayed up all night doing homework, you will get an A in your class and eventually get out with a 4.0 and make tons of money and be able to order a turducken and call up that dude and eat it together.

or maybee youll just get stuck in an office job working in a cubicle, never getting ahead because you keep thinking back to the beautiful turducken that you missed.
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Mar 6 2005 7:53PM
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Knox
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fuck man i feel for you ...duck is the shit!
Mar 6 2005 8:18PM
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lineskier10
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ive had that turducken shit its pretty sick
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Mar 6 2005 10:03PM
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december
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turducken! that is a great opportunity. i hear that it is a masterpiece of food.









Mar 6 2005 10:29PM
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SteezePatrol
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if you have so much homework why are you on newschoolers?

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Mar 6 2005 10:31PM
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lucyford
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^oh come onnnnnnnn, like you've never done it.




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Mar 7 2005 12:28PM
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Mar 8 2005 6:52PM
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jc_dunn
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I was on newschoolers because my homework required an internet connection so i multitasked... it was the only way to vent my anger after missing such a delight.



'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

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Mar 8 2005 7:01PM
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proZach
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if something like that comes up, stay up to liek 1am doing homework or soemthig. turducken?!?! i want some of that.
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Mar 8 2005 8:59PM
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1080chubs
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i hear its the shizz
Mar 8 2005 9:23PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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turducken must be a calgreasy thing, I had it not once but TWICE over christmas this year!!! (I'm from there)


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Mar 8 2005 9:29PM
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sKi*eAst
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omg my drivers ed teacher told me about that yesterday... and i really thought he was lying. cause hes fat and eats just about anything. but i guess he wasnt. interesting
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Mar 8 2005 9:35PM
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joeengel
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those are sooo good.. thats what out thanksgiving was one time. they also make shit stuffed inside of pigs im not sure what type of animals are all used but the same sort of thing...smaller animals inside of larger ones
Mar 8 2005 9:55PM
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EastcoastAR5
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yo rents make you stay ? or are you just smart?


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Mar 8 2005 9:59PM
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Apple
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wow... that sounds like quite the meal. You shoulda asked your coworkers to keep some leftovers for you.
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