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i was analy violated today

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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
i hate boner bindings, i landed backseat after i overshot sumptin then my damn boner binding violated me right up the ass



Land Shark, Land Shark.
Mar 4 2005 9:12PM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
hahahahahahahahaha best ski injury ever!



SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
Mar 4 2005 9:15PM
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freeskinow
Posts: 617 - Karma: 12
shoulda worn your butt plug





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Mar 4 2005 9:19PM
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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
^i would have but i forgot it in the car



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Mar 4 2005 9:22PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
damn son. happens to me too. flippin look bindings.
...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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Mar 4 2005 9:23PM
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marley900
Posts: 204 - Karma: 9
dont fall.
GO STRAIGHT!
Mar 4 2005 9:24PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
what's wrong with boner bindings, they make me avoid going to the bathroom when im skiing, i just sit and enjoy the plug...



Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 4 2005 9:25PM
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zault99
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
does that happen alot...i havent had the experience yet
Mar 4 2005 9:25PM
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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
^all the time, sometimes i get bored and try to simulate the effect with a banana when im in the shower



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Mar 4 2005 9:28PM
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THEYCALLME
Posts: 731 - Karma: 10
my rossi axiums got me worse than my p12's.
axiums are pointy!nice binding though

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Mar 4 2005 9:41PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
I have never had a direct hit to the no no zone,
Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
Mar 4 2005 9:49PM
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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
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Mar 6 2005 12:43PM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
haha wow, this hasnt happened to me yet, uh oh
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Mar 6 2005 12:46PM
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martin8smith
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10
poop


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Mar 6 2005 12:47PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
gross dude.
Mar 6 2005 1:12PM
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k2skierec
Posts: 589 - Karma: 10
yeah that has happend to me more than once with my looks. they are a great binding minus the dildos
Mar 6 2005 1:44PM
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eheath
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ive only got a binding in the ass cheek, thank god



















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i hate ski patrolers
Mar 6 2005 2:14PM
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JIB_NISSE
Posts: 833 - Karma: 28
nasty
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We heard you hate us, we hurt you fakers./It takes more than your jealous ass to break us. - Looptroop
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Mar 6 2005 3:02PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Never on a binding, but casing on a good size set-up hit the spot.





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Mar 6 2005 3:40PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
never happened to me

frozen spermy pops isnt really food. more like an appetizer before atlantaski's mom takes a huge dump on his dads face then he comes in and sticks in the dick in the shit while his mom sucks him off. now that would be the most hardcore incested se
Mar 6 2005 3:42PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
hahahahaaha thread of the day!
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Mar 6 2005 3:47PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
It's more of a risk with shorter people. I don't even know if it's physically possible for me to do that to myself on a backseat landing.

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Mar 6 2005 3:48PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
you have to be suepr far backseat for it to happen.
it happened once last year to me, tagged me right in the sack
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Mar 6 2005 5:44PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
ooouch, i nthe sack? wee you down for the count?

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Mar 6 2005 5:49PM
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Galin
Posts: 2342 - Karma: 3,940
ya i've only got it in the ass cheek from landing backseat, usually when i try 7s and stuff.
Mar 6 2005 5:54PM
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poponon
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i dont have boner binding thank god
Mar 6 2005 6:36PM
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4frntmorrison
Posts: 660 - Karma: 10
that hurts worse when you land backseat and like ur ass hits the snow and the snow like rips u a new ass hole

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Mar 6 2005 9:09PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
havent experienced that yet...i did rape my shins though...
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yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them.

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Mar 6 2005 9:15PM
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ECfreeski3
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skibum- yes i sure was. my friends had to wait for a few minutes while i laid motionless on the ground haha
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Mar 6 2005 9:29PM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
ive only ever probed myself with my atomic bindings, never my rossi boner bindings which is weird if you look at the shape of an atomic binding..
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Mar 6 2005 9:33PM
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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
atomics are fruity



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Mar 7 2005 5:17PM
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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
Hahaha my bindings tried to rape me but they missed and hit me in the gooch. Painful but at least away from the waste dispenser.



'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
Mar 7 2005 6:40PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
i dunno dude. this guy was riding his snowmobile going like 80 and he didn't know what he was doing and the ski off his sled hit me in the gooch. it hurt like hell.
Mar 7 2005 6:44PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 156
the liftie's hand got stuck between my butt and the T seat thing, it was weird
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Mar 7 2005 6:48PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
i got it in the butt cheek hard once... not up the bum hole though... sometimes they scare me big time... but no tragic butt accidents yet... knock on wood 3 times

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Mar 7 2005 6:56PM
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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
its fun giving people the gooch hand



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Mar 13 2005 6:02PM
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