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sharkey
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What would you think if your gf got fake boobs? Any thoughts on the feel?
Mar 2 2005 1:29AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
id tell her she shouldve bought me new skis instead
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Mar 2 2005 1:32AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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fuck that, fake tits are stupid


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Mar 2 2005 1:32AM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
^Yeah natural is the way to go. It is the shape that counts.



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Mar 2 2005 1:49AM
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french_fry
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if it feels like plastic or jello, not thx. but size matters, so...



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Mar 2 2005 1:50AM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
natural all the way. if your true to who you are you stay natural.


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Mar 2 2005 1:50AM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
Nah I don't like fake tits. That's exactly what they make her look like. Fake. The only thing I ask in boobs is no drooping. I'm more of an ass man myself. Given that's what my penis goes into.
Mar 2 2005 1:53AM
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thejackamo
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^
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Mar 2 2005 1:55AM
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mwhahaha
Posts: 242 - Karma: 10
if shes as flat as a 2 by 4 then yes but other wise id say no but its up to you man shes ur gf
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Mar 2 2005 1:57AM
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skiicanda1
Posts: 225 - Karma: 10
i would tell her to do whatever made her feel best about herslef, and say you like her the way she is but if she wants to thats her call.... personally tho id never get fake boobs
Mar 2 2005 2:06AM
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thewavebb
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Unless they need serious help i would wait till she's done with having kids and then have them touched up.
Mar 2 2005 2:56AM
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under_achieved
Posts: 1164 - Karma: 14
in all honesty I'd much rather really small or deformed boobies to fake ones.. they just arnt the same.

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Mar 2 2005 2:59AM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
hers are natural and huge. if they were fake, i guess i would suffocate!
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Mar 2 2005 7:49AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
Yeah, if her boobs are non-existent, droopy, or deformed, get the extra little help from medicine. I prefer a nice looking pair of naturals though.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Mar 2 2005 8:34AM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
she'll get fake boobs then move to la and dump you for pauly shore


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Mar 2 2005 9:20AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
yeah i need some basket ball size tit-ies



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Mar 2 2005 9:28AM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
fuck what should i do, my gf of about a year really isn't happy with her's and is saving for a boob job. she doesn't want huge ones, just more shaply. i'm happy with the way they are, and am more concerned about the health risks. she says she's doing it for herself. what the fuck? she's probobly the girl i'll mary, and i don't want her to.





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Mar 2 2005 10:21AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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^I would have no problem at all if my girlfriend got a boob job.

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Mar 2 2005 10:42AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
just make sure she gets a good doctor so that the ydon't end up even worse than they are

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Mar 2 2005 10:46AM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
I like big tits


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Mar 2 2005 11:06AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
just get them a cup size or so bigger no like DD



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Mar 2 2005 1:11PM
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trama1260
Posts: 941 - Karma: 10
they are amazing
its in the water
Mar 2 2005 1:53PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
the feel is flexin your leg and feelin your upperleg, its hard
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

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Mar 2 2005 2:47PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
so... your quads feel like silicone? strong...
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

Mar 2 2005 2:49PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
then when she's like 90 her whole body will be wrinkled and droopy, but she'll have nice, 20 year old boobs


Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?

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Mar 2 2005 2:57PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
heres an interesting fact. All breasts have the same number of nerve endings in them. This means the larger the boob, the less sensitive they are. The less sensitive they are the arousal they cause for the girl. Then again, for the guy that doesnt really matter. Id have to say i like natural breasts but iv never had any personal experience with fake ones, so i dont really have anything to compare it with.
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Mar 2 2005 3:01PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
fake boobs, are no good. naturel is the way to be. yet if she's flat as a board, implants could help.
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Mar 2 2005 3:34PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
what the fuck... who gives a shit if they're fake? as long as they look nice when your cock is sliding between them.



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Mar 2 2005 4:06PM
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Ericpbp
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^hahah
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Mar 2 2005 5:18PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
i'd seriously rather tiny tits than fake ones
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Mar 2 2005 5:57PM
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MADr.
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 27
fake tits are good for looking at.

they feel like overinflated balloons.

my cock tells me that natural tits are way better, i trust him.
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Mar 2 2005 6:03PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
ya, i agree with the 'you should've bought me skis instead' haha classic
Mar 2 2005 6:23PM
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shrEddie
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i dont care as long as they are pretty

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Mar 2 2005 6:43PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
psot a pciture of them when she's done

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Mar 2 2005 6:44PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
fake boobs are lovely to a certain extent. if theyre a nice size like a c cup then im game but when they start to over do it with the surgeries and end up with like 44fff's then thats fucken nasty. the patties are like the size of my head and the nipples can protrude like a pinky finger. now imagine sucking on that. it would feel like your giving head to an asian



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Mar 2 2005 6:49PM
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nsnski240
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^hahahahahaahaahaha
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Sick!
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Land Shark eeee eee eee
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Mar 2 2005 7:04PM
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Mike2.0
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 10
One time some fucking dudes drove by my house with a pair of fake tits screaming 'You guys want tits cause we got em!!!!!!!!!' instant classic. I could not stop laughing.
- Michael Twardowski
Mar 2 2005 7:08PM
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nsnski240
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Sick!
D BREES 101 Cult
Land Shark eeee eee eee
'I had a talk with mother nature, i'm not kidding. She came into my room, we discussed it over hot chocolate' - *B$hip*

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boing 747 to get peanuts' ~t-man152
Mar 2 2005 7:08PM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
i dunno wtf the 'this pst is as fake...' means, thats just what was on it
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Sick!
D BREES 101 Cult
Land Shark eeee eee eee
'I had a talk with mother nature, i'm not kidding. She came into my room, we discussed it over hot chocolate' - *B$hip*

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boing 747 to get peanuts' ~t-man152
Mar 2 2005 7:09PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
^^^ those are too fucken huge. you cant even tit fuck them cuz theyre so big



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





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Mar 2 2005 10:40PM
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SteezePatrol
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you could get lost in there, although I have seen bigger...SOME ONE FIND THE WORLDS BIGGESTS TITS PIC

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'i want to stand in the middle of one of my old highschools hall ways with my big puffy snow pants and skis durring when classes change.' - Misty7
Mar 2 2005 10:43PM
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