The Best Character Ever.
I just saw him the first time on Conan, and all that shit he said was so great I almost pissed my pants! Lucky I was wearing my Tena Lady..
To some Indian musician:
'Soooo...we're here in thee BAD Grammy awardss, do you think you're music would be any good? If it was, the white man would have already stolen it from you! Muhahaha!'
To some folk musician:
'I love your music...I really doo. People, I bet that in ten years we'll still be listening to your music....if you get on the right elevator! Muhahahah!!'
To Aaron Carter who took off Triumph's fur coat and put it back on him:
'Nice jooobb, you'll be happy you have the excperience when you're hanging coats two years from now! Muhahaahha!'
Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex