So it totally sucks running into my ex girlfriend, which happens about once every 2 days. She is all like 'Lets be friends' and it is so fucking akward...and then about once a week she will call me and ask to do something like get lunch and stuff, which just ends up bringing back memories and shit. Blah
i say you take her out and stab her with pasta noodles.. she'll never see it coming? so this is some good pasta eh... AHH OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING... owned.
Ex blow sooo much asss, like my boy Joel has like 5 classes with his ex, shes always trying to talking to him while he gets his mack on other girls...hes like Holly shut the fuck up, u dumped me bitch, i usually laugh in her face..shes a biotch
do what i did. my ex owed me 53 bucks from random times i let her borrow money. i asked for it and she told me to fuck off and wouldnt pay me back. i was planning on slitting her tires, but my friend told me that was childish and talked me out of it. so instead, i broke her car window with a rock and jacked her cd case with like 50 cd's. good shit too. she listens to iron maiden, black sabbath, slayer, metallica, and that kind of stuff. 50s cds is a lot of money my friends.
^I think a felony rape conviction would be a back thing to have on a record.
Just tell her to get a life and leave you a lone. If you are not being forthright with her then its your own fault for being harrased.
im pretty cool with all my ex's, except one. But thats because i was on a rugby trip and i went to her room with some guys from the team cause i was promised there would be twins there... anyways, long story short we just acted like assholes and fucked up the rez instead. She has every right to be pissed at me.
Like a virgin on promnight!
-Thom Savery please pardon the cacography ----------->Capital.City.Rider. --->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday' 'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
hahaha oh man ex's are stupid, she got really pissed liek a month after i dumped her i got laid at a party and turns out she was like 14 so she was all like your sick blah blah blah, and then she got ugly and stuff, yeah she was ugly before but....then she like updated her x about her new bf and how he doesnt use her for sex like some poeple, she like always still tlks about me i think. creepy
put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion