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we just smoked and watched netflix but we didn't know what to watch so i put on the spongebob movie and we litterlay just fucked through the whole thing and all i could focus on was what as going on throughout the movie cause i actually wanted to watch it haha but its all good we went to the beach after
Hmm alright i guess this counts.
So as many of you know i was in thailand for a year a couple years ago. Anyways at the beginning of my trip i saw this girl's profile on facebook in our exchange group and i was like damnn she is hot af. Anyways like 8 months later i end up in her city, chiang mai, and am just partying and smoking and doing thailand shit and i end up meeting her. We met up a few times over the week i was there and it was like a fucking dream. She was so hot, the city was so cool, the clubs were so good, everything about it was perfect. We used to go walk around at night and sneak into 5 star hotels and swim, walk around night markets, go out and dance. Her fucking french accent was so hot. The last day i was there we went back to my hotel room and i bagged her. I still talk to her sometimes, and dream of meeting her again. What sucks tho is afterwards we were showering and i lost my earring.
Met a super hot and cool chick at work. We would talk all the time and just really enjoyed being around her. One thing led to another... We dated for over a year, moved in together for a few more and have now married for 8 years . Claim
snowpocalypseMet a super hot and cool chick at work. We would talk all the time and just really enjoyed being around her. One thing led to another... We dated for over a year, moved in together for a few more and have now married for 8 years . Claim
Met a Minnesota girl while at a photography convention in Nashville. Spent a great 5 days together having fun and banging often. Ended up sending another weekend together where I live two months later....banged more. Got married in Vegas 2 months later. In total we spent 12 days together before we got hitched. She and her son ended up moving to Nova Scotia to be with me. Two kids and 6 years later we are still tolorating each other and learning how to be married. We rarely bang anymore. Great hookup though.
I'd say your mums cunt was tight, but after pushing your water melon sized of a head, that cunt was resembled a beef curtains sandwich. Picture for reference, as you're probably too young to know what that means...
S.J.WI'd say your mums cunt was tight, but after pushing your water melon sized of a head, that cunt was resembled a beef curtains sandwich. Picture for reference, as you're probably too young to know what that means...
I had a C-Section, sidesnack.
Good try though. We all know you didn't bang my mom, even though McNoche banged yours.
You had a C section? Congratulations on your little bundle of joy. Boy, girl? Gender? What are your plans for the little one? Awww this is so cute, Lencon had a baby.
S.J.WYou had a C section? Congratulations on your little bundle of joy. Boy, girl? Gender? What are your plans for the little one? Awww this is so cute, Lencon had a baby.
S.J.WYou had a C section? Congratulations on your little bundle of joy. Boy, girl? Gender? What are your plans for the little one? Awww this is so cute, Lencon had a baby.
I would love to see how you respond to things in person instead of the Internet. Bet it's even more pathetic.
But I had a grinch. Hes green and cute. His mom is that hot green lady from Star Trek.
Grad party this summer, find out girl who I think has crushed on me since middle school wants to hook up. I connected the fact that I caught her eyeing me in senior advisory a lot and then the fact her and the previous guy had been done for a bit, so I sent it. Didnt complete the mission since outside our room were 35 drunk kids, some shouting encouragingly too me. Did eat down south though, interesting. Plus her friends told me I did well after.
Titus69Grad party this summer, find out girl who I think has crushed on me since middle school wants to hook up. I connected the fact that I caught her eyeing me in senior advisory a lot and then the fact her and the previous guy had been done for a bit, so I sent it. Didnt complete the mission since outside our room were 35 drunk kids, some shouting encouragingly too me. Did eat down south though, interesting. Plus her friends told me I did well after.
I did a few days later and texted for a few days. So hard to talk to the girl, I could play it fine but responses were just kinda odd sounding from her. Mentioned hanging out a few times and her replies were usually yes but followed up by "what's going on?" or "I'm going to bed goodnight"
It was just weird and then it just stopped, it was early into the summer too. Never got the chance to ask her friends what was up or anything since they're kinda irrelevant to me.
That's how badly I want you to snap your neck. That I'll pray to some made up bullshit book used to control peasants, on the off chance she might exist.
S.J.WThat's how badly I want you to snap your neck. That I'll pray to some made up bullshit book used to control peasants, on the off chance she might exist.
if you did have sex with mingg my respect for her just dropped so much
nsnewschoolerMet a Minnesota girl while at a photography convention in Nashville. Spent a great 5 days together having fun and banging often. Ended up sending another weekend together where I live two months later....banged more. Got married in Vegas 2 months later. In total we spent 12 days together before we got hitched. She and her son ended up moving to Nova Scotia to be with me. Two kids and 6 years later we are still tolorating each other and learning how to be married. We rarely bang anymore. Great hookup though.
This post has gone unnoticed because of sjw's dumb cunt, annoying cunt self.
Respect bro, rock on
snowpocalypseMet a super hot and cool chick at work. We would talk all the time and just really enjoyed being around her. One thing led to another... We dated for over a year, moved in together for a few more and have now married for 8 years . Claim
Same chick , ten years, married , kid , house./Claim.
Sometimes, if she doesnt have a head ache i can touch the booty
The ones where we moves in sync eve from the first time and things went smooth and hot as fuck. And some of the peoples that are down to cuddle. d'awww
And yes, I like shitty romantic comedies too. What?
