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Why are you "The best skier on the mountain"?

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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,328
Make your case. As skiers, we are all assholes with inflated egos... but what makes you the best of the worst?



I bring carry-ins into the chalet.
Sep 17 2016 2:25PM
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ascent_studios
Posts: 2157 - Karma: 4,578
I dont claim im the best skier on the mountain because I am not. I might be up there as one of the best depending on the resort but I'm not the best anywhere I go
Sep 17 2016 2:40PM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,328
Ascent_CinemaI dont claim im the best skier on the mountain because I am not. I might be up there as one of the best depending on the resort but I'm not the best anywhere I go


I know you aren't... because I'm the best skier on the mountain.
Sep 17 2016 2:48PM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
Ascent_CinemaI dont claim im the best skier on the mountain because I am not. I might be up there as one of the best depending on the resort but I'm not the best anywhere I go


SconnieI know you aren't... because I'm the best skier on the mountain.

Im way better skier than both of you
Sep 17 2016 5:31PM
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lucarichardson
Posts: 85 - Karma: 35
Ascent_CinemaI dont claim im the best skier on the mountain because I am not. I might be up there as one of the best depending on the resort but I'm not the best anywhere I go


plz get off ns
Sep 17 2016 9:34PM
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ascent_studios
Posts: 2157 - Karma: 4,578
lucarichardsonplz get off ns


lol
Sep 17 2016 9:58PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
Let's just say when a pro sees me ski, they can't believe that they are pro and I am not.


I am so much better than them.
Sep 17 2016 10:14PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
I hook up with all the best skiers on the mountain which makes me the best skier on the mountain by default.
Sep 17 2016 10:23PM
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CoochieSeeker
Posts: 75 - Karma: 31
I wear my fulltilts as 4 season attire
Sep 17 2016 10:26PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7494 - Karma: 50,831
I can do a cork 7 and a k-fed and I'm a huge douche to everyone on the mountain. I also vape on the lift and criticize other skiers when they don't do at least a 630 out of a rail.
Sep 17 2016 11:55PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36696 - Karma: 110,718
I can crush like way moore chairlift beers than you dude.
Sep 17 2016 11:59PM
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wrichmond
Posts: 562 - Karma: 369
I do more BNs than you
Sep 18 2016 12:19AM
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CharlzHub
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 8,302
well i got sponsored by monster. im the best skier on mountain by far
Sep 18 2016 1:46AM
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BonusNo413
Posts: 342 - Karma: 2,478
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Pretty much. How good you are is simply the result of how much practice you put in. The more practice you want to put in, the more expensive it gets. That's why there are so many good skateboarders, it's cheap af.
Sep 18 2016 2:23AM
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BonusNo413
Posts: 342 - Karma: 2,478
Also I'm the best coz I can do quad hand claps
Sep 18 2016 2:30AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
MinggI hook up with all the best skiers on the mountain which makes me the best skier on the mountain by default.


I've hooked up with ming and ming claims she hooks up with the best skiers. So by default, I am the best skier on the mountain.
Sep 18 2016 4:51AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
MinggI hook up with all the best skiers on the mountain which makes me the best skier on the mountain by default.


I've hooked up with ming and ming claims she hooks up with the best skiers. So by default, I am the best skier on the mountain.
Sep 18 2016 4:53AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
MinggI hook up with all the best skiers on the mountain which makes me the best skier on the mountain by default.


I've hooked up with ming and ming claims she hooks up with the best skiers. So by default, I am the best skier on the mountain.
Sep 18 2016 4:54AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
MinggI hook up with all the best skiers on the mountain which makes me the best skier on the mountain by default.


I've hooked up with ming and ming claims she hooks up with the best skiers. So by default, I am the best skier on the mountain.
Sep 18 2016 5:00AM
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Ranch
Posts: 742 - Karma: 1,030
wrichmondI do more BNs than you


*BJs
Sep 18 2016 11:46AM
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Cadenmccullough
Posts: 628 - Karma: 2,647
Because I can quad
Sep 18 2016 2:24PM
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RousedWits
Posts: 387 - Karma: 893
I am the best skier on the mountain. I pole whack more than anyone here. Period

haha
Hang Loose!
Sep 18 2016 2:53PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
I don't know what to say, I mean... i'm just incredible at skiing. Random people on the mountain should be thankful that I allow them to witness me gracefully ski passed them.

And if they are lucky enough to see 1 of my penciled whirly-birds, then, well... they will just know I am the best skier on the mountain!
Sep 18 2016 2:57PM
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Bushdid9_11
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,208
bc i am
Sep 18 2016 3:02PM
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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
I've been passing out a LOT of Red Bulls in the lift line.
Sep 18 2016 3:23PM
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HAMNATION
Posts: 814 - Karma: 1,719
"hey everybody watch me rip the shit out of this line" thats why
Sep 18 2016 3:58PM
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TrickyDick470
Posts: 443 - Karma: 2,346
Well because sometimes when I'm in the lift line I let my mittens dangle from their straps like I just don't even freaking give a heck
Sep 19 2016 4:43PM
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E-fry
Posts: 601 - Karma: 2,171
Because I can ski better than you while naked and on the phone with my mom, thats why.
Sep 19 2016 5:52PM
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JohnBolea
Posts: 512 - Karma: 1,979
Lets just say I have way more hookit spanserizations than you if you want 20 percent off anything i can hook it up.
Sep 19 2016 5:56PM
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mr-mcsteeze
Posts: 487 - Karma: 1,104
DrailLet's just say when a pro sees me ski, they can't believe that they are pro and I am not.


I am so much better than them.


I cant believe that you are a pro. Im so much better than you
Sep 19 2016 6:41PM
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HAMNATION
Posts: 814 - Karma: 1,719
I can stick uphill Ice
Sep 19 2016 6:43PM
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JohnBolea
Posts: 512 - Karma: 1,979
mr-mcsteezeI cant believe that you are a pro. Im so much better than you


we should probably have a ski off to settle this once and for all
Sep 19 2016 6:50PM
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mr-mcsteeze
Posts: 487 - Karma: 1,104
johnboleawe should probably have a ski off to settle this once and for all


yea man why don't you click into our skis and settle this on the hill
Sep 19 2016 7:20PM
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MichaelQuail
Posts: 5 - Karma: 14
I let everyone know how much better I am at park than they are by skipping in front of anyone waiting to hit a feature. I also point to random tracks on a sick line from the lift and loudly tell random strangers they are mine.
Sep 19 2016 7:29PM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 8913 - Karma: 57,405
i haven't touched the down sections on a quad kink in years
ive never once speed checked or spun out of a rail the same way i spun in
i made 550k last year, how much did you make?
i haven't had a carb since 2004
Sep 21 2016 9:03AM
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.otto.
Posts: 3493 - Karma: 12,892
i only ride switch
Sep 21 2016 9:45AM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6793 - Karma: 23,533
Just ask the Gnome if you really want to know.
Sep 21 2016 11:55AM
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mat_espo
Posts: 267 - Karma: 771
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I'm the best skier because I drive daddy's lambo to the hill and throw snowballs at people trying to learn to hit rails. I can also French fry down blue runs 3/10 times every time.
Sep 21 2016 12:17PM
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stimpyskier
Posts: 59 - Karma: 71
Im the best skier because I have the most fun
Sep 22 2016 1:32PM
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CoochieSeeker
Posts: 75 - Karma: 31
stimpyskierIm the best skier because I have the most fun


Lame, it's obviously about who is sponsored by the most non-skiing companies




Ps. That's me
Sep 22 2016 2:51PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
It's simple. When I wake up in the morning, I piss excellence
Sep 22 2016 4:57PM
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Sofiyack
Posts: 13 - Karma: 30
because I'm having fun
Sep 22 2016 6:01PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
I can cork 7
Sep 22 2016 9:34PM
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poonis
Posts: 248 - Karma: 1,391
i have full tilts
Sep 22 2016 10:51PM
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willysworld
Posts: 2116 - Karma: 5,482
S.J.WI've hooked up with ming and ming claims she hooks up with the best skiers. So by default, I am the best skier on the mountain.

Did she backflip your penis?
Sep 23 2016 8:09AM
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Bdoobz
Posts: 838 - Karma: 4,893
one pant leg rolled up, one pant leg rolled down
Sep 23 2016 1:23PM
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Thom4s
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,079
I make sure to snake everyone so hard that they can't hit a single feature all day, making me the best by default
Sep 23 2016 1:54PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,167
I only ski the bunny hill, snakin lil gapers between the cones.

I'm the best on the bunny hill.
Sep 25 2016 4:32PM
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JTTrembles
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 1,906
Because I'm blowing by you switch
Sep 25 2016 10:19PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
Because I'm having the most fun.
Sep 26 2016 2:21AM
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