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swisscheeseHello fellow newschoolers, I am here to tell the dark truth of freeskiing. I will not coddle you. But I must digress. Henry Karlaut is not real. He is a clone of himself from many years ago, led by Docotor Rasta Man Tanner Hall. Do you know how I know this? I was skiing at the mountain hood with my good friend Luca Hogmayer Pickles. Suddenly in the public lane we witness both shredders, Rasta Man and henri harlot shredding down the lane with amazing speed. They both cork 360 the final jump and land far past the landing in a way that no human could. Perhaps in a different timezone. Humans are unable to complete such feets. How I know that this is the truth? I quickly sped after the two large bowling balls and took finesse sample of Henris Largest and Longest dredlok. It wasn't his. Perhaps, through endless testing, I may have found the truth. Henry is a clone of Tanner Hall, who, I, in my humble but needlessly correct opinion, may be of arian descent. I think that he may actually be Benfrito Muscloni of the sourthern most region and dictator of Italian in the mid 40s. We all supposed him dead at execution. It seems that the DNA testing proves otherwise. T hall is the italin dictator, and Henry is his clone. I think that Tanner HAll desires to be the best skier in all the land for all of the time, so that he plans to clone himself repeatedly over and over again so that he can shred and be the best forever. Tell me what you think? I do know that this is real though.
swisscheeseHenry Karlaut is not real
dan1080via constant testing for the last 3 hours I have figured out that op is 16 and this is his 5th time smoking weed
swisscheeseLuca Hogmayer Pickles