I am high, bored, and did this in 15 minutes. Lmk if you want more details in each section or for me to even continue doing this poem. I guess my goal was to do a little excerpt about each forum of NS.
NS is home to the misfits,
S.F.B, McNoche, and Dennis_Reynolds are still dipshits.
But NS is still the place where freeskiers go to congregate,
And about this, I must elaborate.
Ski Gabber is the place for those with sanity,
It is usually where you can wash the stupidity out of the bathroom vanity.
Sadly, I really donít have much to say about this place,
Because this isnít where I put my time to waste.
My wasted time is shat out on NSG,
Where all the gabber is about in whose butt we shall pee.
And about every question that is thrown up into the air
Has probably been thrown up onto a previous thread in there
But also there is that comical relief of the dipshits mentioned above
And Mingg (which btw, Chubz. Is totally in love)
Surprisingly, every once in a while, there is a serious thread
But fuck that and somebody bump the one about that guy shitting on his girl in bed.
Onto the dreaded Site Discussion we go
Where the threads move around hella slow
I mean, It isnít the most dead forum out there
But some of the shit in there is too boring to bare
And a real quick question for my boy Bishop,
When the hell is the NS store going up?
Now, I donít think Iíve ever clicked on Media and Arts
Because every time I take a photo, it looks like a shart
Youíll just have to deal with the fucking line above
For a word rhyming with arts, I could not think of
But a quick congrats to AltitudeFoto
For finally making MOTM bro.
The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. ~Futurama
Impossible. S.J.W.=Downvote is an evil genius, and you're just a simple dildo. ~Deforestation