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MY MOM FLIPPED TANNER

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Marg
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I bet all of you that were at the Open heard about this. I wrecked my knee so i stayed in iced and watched paris hilton on TV. But my buddy ty and his dad and my mom went out to that party gathering on Wednesday night of the open. Aparently T$ and CR were tryin to pick up my mom when they were a lil tipsy. My mom doesnt no much about skiing but when Tanner said his name during his pickup scheme my mom caught on and was like you little basturd and dropped him on his ass. My mom owned T$ haha



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Call The police he has no pants
High North Session 5 here I come
Johnny Moseley can do anything
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Jan 28 2005 12:13PM
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guddgulf17
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haha, T$ is getting quite halarious
Rubber Ducky steeze, awwwwww!

sorry boys, there was no pro hoeing-skibrdingbtch

However, because they are little bitches that haven't even heard of metal edged skis or the clitoris-twintipteles
Feb 4 2005 6:05PM
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DietCoke
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Are u pro or something? Have u been in any other opens and howd u place.

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If hate were people, I'd be China.
Feb 4 2005 6:07PM
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SteezePatrol
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To the starter of this thread...how'd you get to know T Hall?

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze
Feb 4 2005 8:20PM
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Stryken
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Dude, Tanner is a skinny, ratty little fuck. haha

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Feb 4 2005 8:41PM
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linemaverick16
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thats messed up
Biking and skiing are fun.
Feb 4 2005 9:05PM
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Marg
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to answer all of your questions. my mom is 40 and tanner was drunk so she probably looked good to him. This was my first open and I blew my knee first run of the comp off the first table. I met Tanner for the first time at Freshtival in Calgary this year



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Call The police he has no pants
High North Session 5 here I come
Johnny Moseley can do anything
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Feb 4 2005 9:06PM
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Jibberino
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Wait, so your saying your mom is ugly?
Sep 22 2010 4:59PM
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I_Am_Mod
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nice bump, bretheren !
Sep 22 2010 5:01PM
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debrickshaw
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haha interesting bump..
Sep 22 2010 5:04PM
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*TURBONERD*
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good lord, i wish i had been around for stuff like this
Sep 22 2010 5:07PM
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BenWhit
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this thread is absolute gold
Sep 22 2010 5:28PM
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rostog
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inb4 a caps lock rant from Tanner
Sep 22 2010 5:31PM
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miketheskier88
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Haha, love this :D
Sep 22 2010 5:50PM
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PaleCelery
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man NS isnt what it once was
Sep 22 2010 6:22PM
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304NordMan
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haha this is such a great story.
Sep 22 2010 6:32PM
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Mr.Huck
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Quality bump. I wonder if Tanner ever hit on my mom.
Sep 22 2010 7:37PM
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207
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hahahah qual bump
Sep 22 2010 7:45PM
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PaleCelery
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or vice versa!
Sep 22 2010 7:46PM
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Mr.Huck
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hahahahahaha! Touche! 10/10 for you.
Sep 22 2010 8:34PM
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Elmo.
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. lol
Sep 22 2010 9:00PM
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ski-swagga
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Hahahaha so damn legit.
Sep 22 2010 9:00PM
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skiinian
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Epic bump.
Sep 22 2010 10:23PM
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Mtougas
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Haha i doubt matt wants to see this thread again...his mom is actually really good looking.
Sep 22 2010 10:44PM
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*TURBONERD*
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pics????????
Sep 23 2010 6:56AM
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chardi
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bump.
Oct 6 2010 2:05PM
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evanheath
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margetts has all the best threads
Oct 6 2010 2:10PM
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chardi
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i bumped it because he was online, but he left like right after i bumped it.
Oct 6 2010 2:15PM
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yuck
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how on earth did this get bumped?

i mean, how did that one guy even find this thread?


im not complaining though this is a quality thread.
Oct 6 2010 2:17PM
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Bo_bot9
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quality find.
Oct 6 2010 2:25PM
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chardi
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i was the one who found it, i made the old orange name thread. i was just bored and saw that there was like 2 old threads on the first page of sg and figured there were more so i just looked around old ski gabber for like 15 minutes and posted what i found. there is probably more
Oct 6 2010 3:02PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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hahah such a legit bump. I wonder how many moms tanner has tail tapped over the years?
Oct 6 2010 3:13PM
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