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what are some funny ass thing to say to people when shitt talking or about to fight for example
'im gunna fuckstart ur snot box bitch'
yo' mamma jokes work quite nicely... esp. if you can come up with more than the other person
i say so uhm....... and then just punch them in the nose and then laugh afterwards. It's quite funny.
'you pissed on a Black guy?! ......thats horrible-PJ
Like its any different than pissing on a white man, some people boggle my mind. hows that for race equality, in our backasswards society
'Proud Member of the NS Praetorian Guard
Viva La Praetorian Bitches'
say 'The only smart thing that ever came out of your mouth was Einstiens dick, you bitch'
call em a 'facehead.' And while they're sitting there confused trying to figure out what the fuck a facehead is, punch em in the face.
Screw this I'm going skiing
oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
that einstein thing is the best thing ive ever heard
'slap I'll bitch you!'-1260 man
look at the person, then open your mouth to say something, but instead of a witty comment, yell 'bitch!' and kick them in the balls
^^ ooh even better, don't yell bitch, scream bitch as loud as you can really high pitched. ah, that made me chuckle.
Did you like it? Did it sound kind of hot?
you fuckin kill them cause they say stezze every other word god it gets anoying spence
eggs and bacon double steezy if you pleezy
you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right
Naw just get in real close during a fight and be like 'I AM GAY' people are always so homophobic they get off then punch then in the face as they back away...
When they are gettign ready to say something/beat you up just say 'I love you' or 'Will you marry me?'
ski ( P ) (sk￼)
n. pl. skis
One of a pair of long flat runners of plastic, metal, or wood that curve upward in front and may be attached to a boot for gliding or traveling over snow.
A water ski.
Something that is used as a runner on a vehicle: a helicopter with skis for landing on snow and ice.
v. skied, ski·ing, skis
To travel or glide on skis, especially as a sport.
To travel or glide over on skis: ski a mountain slope.
jib2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jb)
intr.v. jibbed, jib·bing, jibs
To stop short and turn restively from side to side; balk.
Jib Jib, v. t. & i. [imp. & p. p. Jibbed; p. pr. & vb. n. Jibbing.] Also Jibb Jibb [Cf. Jib a sail, Gybe.] (Chiefly Naut.) To shift, or swing round, as a sail, boom, yard, etc., as in tacking.
why would u ask that, cant think of nething urself to be funny and show off in front of ur friends
say if you fight me i will burn all of your living family alive....wait uhhh sorry i have to go
HAHAHA YOU BITCHES MY DADS LAWYER, MICHAEL J KAUFMANN IS ALREDY INVESTIGATING LATS POSTS ON NS AND WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION
APPARENTLY I CAN ALSO SUE NS for condoning harrassment AND SHUT THIS FUCKIN SITE DOWN! -ATLANTASKI
Shit talking is for pussies, if you are actually going to do something then you might as well skip all the bullshit and go straight to curb stomping.
-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
instead of shit talking just give him an arabian gas mask when he goes to sleep
I don't need no arms around me
I don't need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on the wall
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