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MAYLAY KNITTING

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scientist
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hey me and a couple of friends have decided were skilled enuff at knittigfn to sell our shit, so anything you want to be knit message me.
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Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats!
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Jan 19 2005 9:28PM
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Capt.Flannel
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how bout a gunrack in blue with a yellow border.




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Jan 19 2005 9:32PM
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coofoo
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hahaha yeah do that ^


Jan 19 2005 9:44PM
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Anson
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Wow! Omg! You're exactly like everone else. knitting is what people do when they're injured.
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Jan 19 2005 10:57PM
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SnowKristaL
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I want to learn how to knit! Tell me how or tell me where you learned!!




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Jan 19 2005 11:11PM
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PowderCanuck
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I thought everyone's moms knew how to knit. Isn't it a prerequirement to motherhood or something? They can teach you



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Screw this I'm going skiing
Jan 20 2005 1:55AM
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asac
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its spelt 'melee'. sounds intense though.





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Jan 20 2005 5:33AM
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skibrdingbitch
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haha i learned how to knit and needlepoint from my mom, haha.
i thought it was malay, like josh malay

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Jan 20 2005 10:13AM
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icecreamsandwich
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my grandma knits me stuff. shes a knitting queen.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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Jan 20 2005 11:25AM
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Lanemeyers
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Yeah, she rules over the Kingdom of Knitting and her grandson wears knitted swatikas on his arm.

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Jan 20 2005 11:52AM
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icecreamsandwich
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that is not completely true lanemeyers.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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Jan 20 2005 12:47PM
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Lanemeyers
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Nothing really is anymore...

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Jan 20 2005 3:22PM
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ya just learn from yourt grandma. i dont just knit hats, i knit like thongs and bikinis and wristbamds and headbands and all other assorted clothing items



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Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats!
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Jan 20 2005 6:21PM
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scientist
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oh ya, i know its spelled melee, but we just thought it sounded cool, and we speeled it a different way. oh 4frnt doesnt mean anything, i think its supposed to be '4 front'




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Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats!
-mommy

Jan 20 2005 6:23PM
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no sorry 'forefront'



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Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats!
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Jan 20 2005 6:23PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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why dont you just play video games or jerk off or something instead of knit
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Jan 20 2005 6:24PM
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ECshredder
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the ladies are down with knitting to, its sick u can make everything
Jan 20 2005 8:24PM
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scientist
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knitting is to cool nissan icon person.



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Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats!
-mommy

Jan 20 2005 8:45PM
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norcowolverinerider
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nitting is for old fuckers, go wack off er sumthin, it would be more enjoyable!
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Jan 23 2005 8:43PM
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*BeckyK*
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a guy that can knit and isn't afraid to admit it is hot... (as long as he's straight)
Jan 23 2005 8:48PM
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mattster
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yeah i did that and sold em arround my school.made like 300 dollars at ten bucks a hat
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie



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Jan 23 2005 8:55PM
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DunDunDun
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yea i sorta wish i could knit. i could make a killling at my school too. ima half to call my gramma soon or something.
Jan 23 2005 9:01PM
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Im straight^ but im 14



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Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats!
-mommy

Jan 23 2005 9:06PM
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moeda
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It's funny cuase your a retard to..apperntly. But it's all about crochetting. Teach me knit you crazy fuck.
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Jan 24 2005 9:12PM
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Capt.Flannel
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huckster, 14 eh? that just means you got a few more years to decide that your gay.




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Jan 24 2005 9:13PM
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scientist
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^ it also means that i.....you have a point, but i dont see any changes in my sexual prefrance in the near futre.



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Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats!
-mommy

Jan 24 2005 10:19PM
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3rdgearpinned
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I can crochet any, i'll make shit for money!! visor beans, headbands, visor headbands, necklace beer holders, whatever...sweaters...
Jan 24 2005 10:26PM
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Meh42
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yeah i have to back him up here, im a guy and i crochet. at first i got a bunch of gay comments, but after establishing that i taught myself, no grandmas were involved and that i make money off it, people ask me to teach them.
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Jan 24 2005 10:45PM
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moeda
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no grandmas here, only a beautiful girl tuaght me.
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Jan 30 2005 12:28PM
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word^ dan


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Feb 18 2005 12:32AM
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