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What the hell ON3P!?!!?!!

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Dddsz
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Yo, I'm pretty pissed off about this. So my buddy hooked up a waterskiing rope to his trailer hitch and we decided that it would would be perfect for skiing right down the fucking highway.

Anyways, I snap in to the kartels, and we get going. It was going really smooth, we made it up to about 50MPH, but when I slowed to stop I noticed that my edges were gone, my bases were kind of scratched, and frankly... I felt insulted that these skis could only hold up for 125 days of violent skiing.

What should I do, NS? They should still be covered by warranty right? I didn't even ski them that hard, trust me. It must be a flaw in the construction of the skis.
Feb 21 2016 7:49PM
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Crispy.
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Hahaha
1. Nice overly dramatic thread title
2. You know this should go in GT
3. This is in no way ON3Ps fault.
Feb 21 2016 7:53PM
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MiniMeDanny
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happens to me all the time skiing stairs but i just file a warranty request and get new gear in the mail
Feb 21 2016 7:54PM
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shin-bang
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6/10

soled attempt
Feb 21 2016 7:54PM
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Crispy.
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...is my meter broken?
Feb 21 2016 7:54PM
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Shoey-Ski
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Op it's definitely on3ps fault
Feb 21 2016 8:03PM
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iggyskier
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PringleI didn't even ski them that hard, trust me. It must be a flaw in the construction of the skis.


The line is "I was just skiing along..."
Feb 21 2016 8:04PM
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Mingg
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Needed more goat semen
Feb 21 2016 9:07PM
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iggyskier
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MinggNeeded more goat semen


We actually use specifically Wolf semen.
Feb 21 2016 9:09PM
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Mingg
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iggyskierWe actually use specifically Wolf semen.


Woah. Now that's the kind of innovation I can get behind.
Feb 21 2016 9:10PM
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leprechaunsissy
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Uhhhhh no offense but this is ridiculous...a warranty is one thing but skiing on a highway, after 125 days, is asking waayyyyyy too much. I would judge you, but im aure on3p will see this thread and your post will be tbe evidence they use against you.
Feb 21 2016 10:09PM
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Mrworm10
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leprechaunsissyUhhhhh no offense but this is ridiculous...a warranty is one thing but skiing on a highway, after 125 days, is asking waayyyyyy too much. I would judge you, but im aure on3p will see this thread and your post will be tbe evidence they use against you.


Feb 21 2016 10:29PM
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L0gic
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Apparently their warranty doesn't cover stair and highway skiing.
Feb 21 2016 10:29PM
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Aparker
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get full tilts
Feb 21 2016 10:40PM
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leprechaunsissy
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Mrworm10


So okay...maybe its a joke. That being said, i clearly thought it was real at first and so maybe will others. Always down for a joke, but NOT when it could affect a business.
Feb 21 2016 10:41PM
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JOTTO
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leprechaunsissySo okay...maybe its a joke. That being said, i clearly thought it was real at first and so maybe will others. Always down for a joke, but NOT when it could affect a business.


dude youre on newschoolers right now whatd you expect to see after logging in hahahha
Feb 21 2016 11:28PM
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lurking
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leprechaunsissySo okay...maybe its a joke. That being said, i clearly thought it was real at first and so maybe will others. Always down for a joke, but NOT when it could affect a business.


This will have 0 negative impact on ON3P from people that are actually literate
Feb 21 2016 11:29PM
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Chubz.
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leprechaunsissySo okay...maybe its a joke. That being said, i clearly thought it was real at first and so maybe will others. Always down for a joke, but NOT when it could affect a business.


ur dumb
Feb 21 2016 11:29PM
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DominatorJacques
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PringleYo, I'm pretty pissed off about this. So my buddy hooked up a waterskiing rope to his trailer hitch and we decided that it would would be perfect for skiing right down the fucking highway.

Anyways, I snap in to the kartels, and we get going. It was going really smooth, we made it up to about 50MPH, but when I slowed to stop I noticed that my edges were gone, my bases were kind of scratched, and frankly... I felt insulted that these skis could only hold up for 125 days of violent skiing.

What should I do, NS? They should still be covered by warranty right? I didn't even ski them that hard, trust me. It must be a flaw in the construction of the skis.


Ha ha ha! Next time put wheels on the bases! Hope you got some video!
Feb 21 2016 11:44PM
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leprechaunsissy
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Chubz.ur dumb


I presume you ski on ninthwards and if presented with the option of skiing with any pro for a day, you'd pick b devine.
Feb 22 2016 12:09AM
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frickindarn
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leprechaunsissyI presume you ski on ninthwards and if presented with the option of skiing with any pro for a day, you'd pick b devine.


Ninthwards are making a comeback.
Feb 22 2016 12:43AM
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stupendous-man
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leprechaunsissyI presume you ski on ninthwards and if presented with the option of skiing with any pro for a day, you'd pick b devine.


ur rlly dum
Feb 22 2016 1:16AM
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leprechaunsissy
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stupendous-manur rlly dum


As long as i keep my title of BigAirKid then meh...dirt off my shoulder.
Feb 22 2016 1:37AM
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Chubz.
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leprechaunsissyI presume you ski on ninthwards and if presented with the option of skiing with any pro for a day, you'd pick b devine.


Wow you backed up my post. Well done sir.


I ride on on3ps btw 😂
Feb 22 2016 1:37AM
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leprechaunsissy
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Chubz.Wow you backed up my post. Well done sir.


I ride on on3ps btw 😂


This thread is officially all about me now
Feb 22 2016 1:44AM
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grilled_steeze
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A) Why would you buy ON3P in the first place
B) This is definitely not their fault
Feb 22 2016 5:55AM
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Deforestation
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casual.weekdayA) Why would you buy ON3P in the first place
B) This is definitely not their fault


Guessing you suck at Clue
Feb 22 2016 7:39AM
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lurking
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casual.weekdayA) Why would you buy ON3P in the first place
B) This is definitely not their fault


We have already been over this, you're dumb
Feb 22 2016 8:36AM
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Dddsz
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leprechaunsissyUhhhhh no offense but this is ridiculous...a warranty is one thing but skiing on a highway, after 125 days, is asking waayyyyyy too much. I would judge you, but im aure on3p will see this thread and your post will be tbe evidence they use against you.


casual.weekdayA) Why would you buy ON3P in the first place
B) This is definitely not their fault


Feb 22 2016 8:47AM
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TVRNTVPOOP
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Happened to me skiing down mall escalators.... it's bullshit
Feb 22 2016 9:49AM
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JuliusJ
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iggyskierThe line is "I was just skiing along..."


Worked in a bike shop and its the same, "I was just riding along..."

Classic JRA
Feb 22 2016 11:34AM
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bnsoares1
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it amazes me how many people thought that this was real
Feb 22 2016 4:20PM
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-emile-
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Chubz.😂


oh please no
Feb 22 2016 4:33PM
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eheath
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bnsoares1it amazes me how many people thought that this was real


Yeah, I think it just goes to show how awful our attention spans are these days, these guys read like the middle paragraph and then responded, not patient enough read the entire thing, digest what they read and critically think about it for 2 seconds and realize its a joke ha. I mean, the first line, I don't get how you would ever think this is real, but oh well.
Feb 22 2016 4:36PM
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Chubz.
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-emile-oh please no


Ay bru i keep it💯💯 bruh foh
Feb 22 2016 6:52PM
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JichelMusten
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I avoided looking at this thread for the last couple days expecting something super stupid. Ended up being one of the better threads I have seen in a long time
Feb 22 2016 7:01PM
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Steezymikcreeby
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OP is a goon
Feb 22 2016 7:26PM
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leprechaunsissy
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Chubz.Wow you backed up my post. Well done sir.


I ride on on3ps btw 😂


Ah, the thread digresses again. Back to me folks. I ski 196cm moment governors. Lets talk about that.
Feb 22 2016 10:03PM
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EasyCheesySteezy
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On3ps warranty only goes up to 40mph
Feb 22 2016 10:11PM
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DominatorJacques
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SteezymikcreebyOP is a goon


OP is making fun of all the "skiers" that bitch about their skis not holding up to heavy abuse that rails etc. can do to a ski when one is not smooth. Those who know, and are smooth, know no matter what ski, they don't last when hitting steel etc. It's something one needs to accept and understand.
I think he make a good point as we get so tired of post about this ski or that ski did not last. Boxes, rails, tubes, etc, if slammed will destroy the beast skis.
ON3P skis are awesome as any.
Here are some bitched about skis that seemed to pass the test as many brands do.
For fun here you go.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/810514/Ski-In-A-Box-AKA-Armada-Al-Dente-Durability-Test
Feb 22 2016 11:34PM
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