I've been seeing a lot of these on facebook and other media sites recently and I want the people of Newschoolers to create some for skiing.
Example A:
Ski related example I made so you can catch on:
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CHORIZOScared of hitting a jump for the first time? Just take it nice and slow
Anesteezia
dadiWant to eat a snack on the hill? Buy a $20 burger!
Don't want to spend $20? Starve!
schjfBrand new ski goggles foggy? Take a cloth and thoroughly wipe the inside.
john18061806I
Example A:
AnGaperI think you missed the point here.
PozzyNah you did, wiping the inside of your goggles takes off the anti-fog coating.
gnar_whalWant your skis to last? Buy J skis!
The.FishCan't afford wax? Melt some candles on your skis
LonelyTrouble locking onto rails? Carve out a arc in your base, just like aggressive inline skates. Never come off early again!
Edges catching on rails? Rip those bad boys out. Only racers use edges and they're dumb.
Skis not as fast as the used to be? Take a belt sander and sand them horizontally to re-align the base.