This probably won't work because physics. No but seriously you are gonna seriously injure yourself, especially if you build it on your own. But I guess that's really not my problem
There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.
When it comes to park skiing, there's a difference between what you think it's going to be like, what it's really like, and what you tell your friends it was like.