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freewillie
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what resorts have the best bathrooms?
Idk bout you guys but I really value my pre-ski shit. The quality of the restroom has a direct impact on the quality of shit, and in turn, the quality of the day.
Nov 29 2015 2:53PM
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CHORIZO
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I know, i know, vail resorts suck, but you gotta hand it to em. They get 100+ pre ski shits at their mountains and their bathrooms dont smell. Thats pretty outstanding
Nov 29 2015 2:58PM
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JAHpow
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My home hills bathrooms are awfull.
Nov 29 2015 3:06PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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just shit in the bushes
Nov 29 2015 3:16PM
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Deepskier
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Sun valley they have marble and gold everything and doors like 5 inches thick that totally seal and make it like one room in stead of a shitty stall.
Nov 29 2015 3:28PM
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arnie_grape
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the ontario private clubs usually have nice bathrooms.
Nov 29 2015 3:31PM
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HAMNATION
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in steamboat I poop at the grand... at the beve I poop at the rits.... if not the family bathroom is a good bet mad room to poop and if anyone calls you on it just say "im a family man"
Nov 29 2015 6:25PM
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miroz
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I remember the lodges at Snowbasin being reaaaaallyyyyy nice, and the bathrooms were no exception.
Nov 29 2015 6:28PM
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PeppermillReno
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THat is an awesome story and mad funny.

Your dad should have been arrested for exposing himself to children and I don't know why you chose to stand there and watch him do this instead of waiting outside the restroom but again funny ass story.
Nov 29 2015 7:21PM
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DANETRON
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PeppermillRenoTHat is an awesome story and mad funny.

Your dad should have been arrested for exposing himself to children and I don't know why you chose to stand there and watch him do this instead of waiting outside the restroom but again funny ass story.


I'm no hippie but who cares? Everyone in there has the same clock and balls. No point in getting all worked up on the human body.
Nov 29 2015 9:28PM
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PeppermillReno
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DANETRONI'm no hippie but who cares? Everyone in there has the same clock and balls. No point in getting all worked up on the human body.


I guess your right a naked ass old man in the lavatory is nothing too horrible.
Nov 29 2015 9:42PM
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.Hugo.
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mirozI remember the lodges at Snowbasin being reaaaaallyyyyy nice, and the bathrooms were no exception.


i almost felt bad taking a dump in the snowbasin bathroom it was so nice
Nov 29 2015 9:49PM
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Swandog7
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Home hill just got a new chalet. The bathrooms have a bout 6 days on em. May not be the best, but they are the freshest
Nov 29 2015 10:42PM
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Rusticles
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freewilliewhat resorts have the best bathrooms?
Idk bout you guys but I really value my pre-ski shit. The quality of the restroom has a direct impact on the quality of shit, and in turn, the quality of the day.


Grab a handful of TP and let it go in the bushes, doesn't matter where you are there is a nice bathroom
Nov 30 2015 7:53AM
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theabortionator
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RusticlesGrab a handful of TP and let it go in the bushes, doesn't matter where you are there is a nice bathroom


bushes are cool but dont do it in the park
Nov 30 2015 8:48AM
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Rusticles
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AlsoKnownAsbushes are cool but dont do it in the park


Ya no doubt, gotta leave it somewhere where it's out of the way
Nov 30 2015 9:14AM
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The.Fish
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My bathrooms actually aren't that bad. We just got a brand new lodge in 2013 but its really clean.
Nov 30 2015 4:19PM
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soulskier
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Treetops ski school where I used to work, had toilets that ran warm water


Not overly impressive overall but about the most comfortable shitter I've ever used
Nov 30 2015 4:47PM
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K-Dot.
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DeepskierSun valley they have marble and gold everything and doors like 5 inches thick that totally seal and make it like one room in stead of a shitty stall.


This. Sun Valley takes the cake IMO
Nov 30 2015 5:02PM
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EastShoreDrive
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The only things missing at the bathrooms at Snowbasin and Sun Valley are $2,000 an hour hookers and a mountain of coke. They are that nice.
Nov 30 2015 5:33PM
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Deepskier
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EastShoreDriveThe only things missing at the bathrooms at Snowbasin and Sun Valley are $2,000 an hour hookers and a mountain of coke. They are that nice.


That would be to cheap for them a hooker would have to be at least $3000 every half hour to even be let into the lodge. And each stall needs its own private drug selection like a vending machine just enter what you want.
Nov 30 2015 5:42PM
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no_steeze
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I think the best poop I've taken at a resort was in the four seasons at the base of jackson
Nov 30 2015 6:10PM
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Stinging_Roger
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Pretty sure the Ritz at Vail had heated seats. Or maybe it was just warm from the dude who sat there before me idk. It's harder to hover while wearing my outerwear
Dec 1 2015 8:26PM
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deleted5
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2 years ago I cleaned the Breckenridge bathrooms at night. So they probably weren't very clean.
Dec 1 2015 10:09PM
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HAMNATION
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nocturnal2 years ago I cleaned the Breckenridge bathrooms at night. So they probably weren't very clean.



that is great
Dec 5 2015 7:47PM
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crotchvent
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I usually just wear a diaper skiing that way i can maximize my time skiing.
Dec 5 2015 9:04PM
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freewillie
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Switched home mountains... Mt. Baker has pretty good bathrooms. Plenty of stalls for the amount of traffic they get and clean all the way around.
Jan 24 2019 6:16PM
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CalumSKI
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Camp Fortune just got new washrooms and their awesome
Jan 24 2019 6:38PM
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freestyler540
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GORILLAWALLACEthe ontario private clubs usually have nice bathrooms.

Even Blue Mountain Conference center is pretty classy. Always felt like a king pooping there
Jan 24 2019 8:52PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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At sunshine village the bathrooms in the basement of Trappers Pub are the best
Super clean, 10/10
Jan 25 2019 1:44AM
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cadebucket
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I can't stand up straight in the alta bathrooms...
Jan 26 2019 2:36PM
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