So what I did was I took some microwave chicken potstickers and tossed them in the microwave to get 'em nice and hot, it was practically like using a real oven. And then I took my microwave ramen and cooked that up real nice with some extra water. Then I took the potstickers and the flavoring packet and mixed all that shit up in the ramen bowl, and then I added hella salt and pepper and cooked it up some more in the microwave to get that shit nice and hot. Next I bust out a mothafuckin hard boiled egg and cut that shit up and was looking at it and was about to put it in when I had a thought to take all of the yoke and crumble it up and dissolve in right into the broth. Holy baby jesus this shit is getting amazing at this point, so then I tossed in the hard boiled egg whites and stirred that shit up, turned on traveling circus, cracked a pabst, and started to chow the fuck down. Then suddenly my friend busts into my room with some wasabi flavored sesame snacks and just strait throws that into my broth. When I ate it I think I melted a little bit.
And that was my thanksgiving dinner.
If you don't eat your meat, you cant have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?