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My brother, Jacob, and I have always done things a little bit differently. Throughout our childhood (and early adulthood), our father told us to stop acting like "so goggles".(It's a northeast saying) So last September, we decided to stop acting "so goggles" and start making goggles.
We assembled a dedicated team and have been working tirelessly out of dorm rooms and car trunks to create shirts and jokes, to make the Goggle Life a reality. After months of prototyping and finding the perfect manufacturer, we're ready. Now it’s time to share it with you.
Where will your pledge go?
We have partnered with a top-notch manufacturer in Uzbekistan to manufacture these goggles with the consistent quality we demand, and your pledge will go toward the minimum factory order required to start:
Producing soft, comfortable, 100% panty dropping goggles, guaranteed to get you noticed in the park, on the lift, or anywhere.
Shipping soft, comfortable, 100%panty dropping goggles.
Relocating our headquarters from Albany NY to Wellington New Zealand.
Buying our season passes, ski gear, rent, food, my new tv, and other things.
Funny and entertaining photos, videos and news updates.
Anyway, if that doesn't convince, you, these are the most technologically advanced goggles ever built. We currently have 2 patents pending.
theA6ENCYif they had a black frame and strap i don't think i would have a problem rocking them...
but if this is legit and you really are reaching out for help, stop being so immature and reacting to every petty comment you receive
IM OUT
If you want I can make a custom pair for you with a black strap. Ignore the slight smell of spray paint.
And I guess I over reacted. It's like my dad lways said, sometimes I just get acting so goggles. I'm better at controlling it, but I still have work to do.
FrenchFryIs your target audience people buying goggles from 7/11 and Gas stations haha.
Do you have an in with anyone there? If so I would love to talk about distribution.
SEABURNA. If you've worked that much on the goggles, did you do any market research regarding current goggle trends?
B. Your demeanor on here is that of an annoying salesman. I want facts and endorsement from people with actual credibility in the ski community, I'm sure others would agree.
C. In economics, they call what you're doing a "me too" business model. If you really want to make a goggle people want, it's time to hit the drawing-board again, maybe in another 4 years you'll have a product that gets people excited. Maybe try marketing these to a less educated market? Skiers in North Korea need goggles and believe whatever they're told.
D. You need to pay NS to promote your company
E. YOUR COMPANIES CLAIMS ARE NOT REVOLUTIONARY:
Here are 19 points of Scientifically Researched benefits:
As mentioned earlier, following are 19 points of technical differentiation and benefits which separate the ORION4Sight technology from all the others. Most Snow-Goggles on the market just have colored plastic lenses, O4S has something completely different. These 19 points illustrate just some of the science behind our assertion this is the best Snow Goggle on the planet.
Much of this is shown in the video above, but here is further detail:
1. Visible light is "regulated" or "filtered" by proprietary O4S optional properties embodied within the front Goggle Lens which enhances and sharpens your vision with less eyestrain and separates them from all other “dark or colored snow goggle lenses” - MOST SKI GOGGLES DO THAT ALREADY
2. Although the O4S lens initially looks reddish-orange to your eye, independent optical laboratory tests reveal that a normal and healthy human eye will experience very minimal, if any, color change while looking through a O4S lens. - HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT FROM A PERSIMMON LENS FROM OTHER COMPANIES?
3. Optical physicists respond to this color-paradox using the descriptive term: “metamerism.” This simply means “look alike colors do not usually perform equally”. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOGGLE TECH, YOU ARE DESCRIBING A SCIENTIFIC TERM, I TOO CAN GOOGLE SHIT
4. Properties in the front ORION4Sight lens actually increase color saturation. - HOW?
5. The O4S lens also improves visual acuity (sharpness) making objects appear sharper and in greater detail. ALL SNOW GOGGLES DO THAT
6. When looking through an ORION4Sight lens for extended times, squinting and eye strain are simply gone, regardless of weather or lighting conditions. ALL SNOW GOGGLES DO THAT x2
7. These optical properties, along with a very light silver lens coating, dramatically reduces eye strain and overwhelming brightness experienced in full sun or new fallen snow. ALL SNOW GOGGLES DO THAT x3
8. The light silver mirror on the front lens regulates part of the visible light transmission so that transition from sun to clouds to shade becomes less drastic. ALL MIRRORED GOGGLES DO THAT
9. When snow is falling, or it’s cloudy or foggy, the O4S lens provides enhanced distance-viewing, as well as improved terrain and scene detail. ALL SNOW GOGGLES DO THAT x4
10. O4S lenses also provide reduced dark/light transitional times as you move between dark/light environments. ALL SNOW GOGGLES DO THAT x5
11. On top of a light silver coating is an “optically smooth” proprietary O4S Ultra-Hard coat. The combined silver coating and Ultra-Hard Coat minimizes lens scratches and helps to repel snow and water from the front lens surface. I can't speak for other goggle manufacturers, but I know Smith and Oakley already do this
12. The Goggle lens is molded flat and formed into a cylinder which makes it optically correct, providing optimum vision. WRONG, spherical lenses are optically correct. source
13. To manage fogging, the O4S Goggle is a sealed 2-lens system. ALL SNOW GOGGLES DO THAT x6
14. Additional anti-fog control is achieved by one of the industry’s best anti-fog coatings on the inside of the back lens surrounded by a 360-degree exterior ventilation system - I can't speak for other goggle manufacturers, but I know Smith and Oakley already do this, and actually look good.
15. The O4S synergistic lens features also eliminate the necessity of changing lenses for different weather or lighting conditions. That's cool you have a transitions lens, but so have lots of other companies.
16. Regardless of the weather conditions, if you can see better, your performance will improve, and you’ll likely become safer wearing an O4S Snow Goggle. NOT A TECH POINT
17. The Snow Goggle has ergonomic fitting foam to provide a warm, comfortable and complete air-sealed fit. ergonomic as in, they fit on a human face?
18. The Snow Goggle is designed for ALL snow activities. ALL SNOW GOGGLES DO THAT x7
19. The outer lens coating is harder than most, making cleaning easier as well as giving a level of water repellent function for enhanced vision. YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID THIS ON #11 WHILE TALKING ABOUT YOUR "HARD COAT", ALL SNOW GOGGLES ARE WATER REPELLENT, THEY'RE PLASTIC
A. Of course, and the jury seems to support the theory that our goggles are fly as fuck. Wait till Xgames in january. I mean you could be extra cool and get them now, but I guess it's alright when you wait until after the first quadruple cork is landed with out product.
b. When asked about these new goggles tanner hall said "IS IT REALLY LOUD IN HERE? WHAT? OKAY> MAYBE ITS JUST ME. WHAT? YEAH I THINK ITS JUST ME. OH YEAH THOSE GOGGLES ARE DOPE!"
C. Just wait. One of the top slopestyle skiers right now is rocking them. When you see him at X, it'll blow your mind. Or maybe not because it's really not that big of a deal.
D. I think NS should pay me for the volume of people I draw to this site with my next level ideas. But maybe that's not in the cards just yet.
E. Where we're going we don't need claims.
1. Ours are better though. Ask not what these goggles can do for you, but what you would do for these goggles. IMO $150 is a small price to pay for warmth, vision, and freedom.
2.. Read answer from 1 just louder
3. I prefer to google kitten gifs but whatever floats your boat
4. Magic and secrets
5. Do they though?
6. I'm not so sure.
7. I'm still not convinced
8. These are still better.
9. Just try a pair man. If you haven't tried them how can you hate on them? That's like saying "I hate line afterbangs because the graphic is ugly".
10. No I'm not saying my goggles are ugly
11. I don't think so.
12. I don't have time to click that
13. Refer to part 9.
14. our goggles look better than good
15. Can you get all this in one sleek package though? doubt it.
16. but who doesn't want to be safer?
17. *comfortably
18. Refer to 9
19. But they fog, our goggles don't fog
You're grasping at straws to hate man. I've poured years, my life savings of almost $3,000 and a bunch of my parents money into this as well. What have you accomplished that's so great? I have a product that's been thoroughly designed and tested, and has been mass manufactured, and am ready to make it big time. Sounds like you're just jealous that I'll be slaying powder at one of my ski houses while you're flipping burgers or something.
saskskierAre they the same lens tech as these, because I'm totally on board if they are.
They look great, and I know they'll fit over my glasses yet, still let the world know that I'm wearing them under my goggles. That's important to me, as a consumer.
I'd invest 1 million dollars but I don't see an incentive package for that amount, what can you do for me?
AlsoKnownAsThey keep your face warm, they can withstand heat up to 381 degrees, they look awesome. They also have HD lenses to make the world look better than without your goggles, so you have a good reason to wear them everywhere.
Wait I have been seeing in LD MY WHOLE LIFE????
This is complete BS, if you're going to claim they are scientifically designed to be better then give us some insight on the science behind them. What studies have you done? At the very least some theoretical information.
Download-My-AppsWait I have been seeing in LD MY WHOLE LIFE????
This is complete BS, if you're going to claim they are scientifically designed to be better then give us some insight on the science behind them. What studies have you done? At the very least some theoretical information.
You should buy a pair and try them on. They're pretty much life changing. I know that's a bold claim, but for real.
I read the price first and thought there was no way anyone would pay then I saw the picture and thought it was one of those awful advertisements you see on the side of the page and then realized it was your product.
Its not cool to scam people on a shitty product if you know its shitty too.
BrueI read the price first and thought there was no way anyone would pay then I saw the picture and thought it was one of those awful advertisements you see on the side of the page and then realized it was your product.
Its not cool to scam people on a shitty product if you know its shitty too.
Why so goggles? If you read the OP he is clearly trying to offer up a product that includes expensive materials used by NASA. That's the same NASA that used $600 hammers to build the space station. I'd like to see you try to build a space station with a regular hammer.
BrueI read the price first and thought there was no way anyone would pay then I saw the picture and thought it was one of those awful advertisements you see on the side of the page and then realized it was your product.
Its not cool to scam people on a shitty product if you know its shitty too.
A scam? I'm selling a superior product. Some of the stuff out there these days is a crime though. IMO, anything less than the best is a felony.
OregonDeadWhy so goggles? If you read the OP he is clearly trying to offer up a product that includes expensive materials used by NASA. That's the same NASA that used $600 hammers to build the space station. I'd like to see you try to build a space station with a regular hammer.
Exactly. My friend maxwell actually has one of the silver hammers used to build the space station. Really cool thing. On his wall obviously and not for use but really cool.
This is obviously a joke lmao. And your life savings is 3k? Your mommy and daddy aren't gonna be happy when they don't get a return on their investment.
honestly surprised how much smarter the people of NS are than this company. Don't know if this is serious or not but NS just proved your whole company wrong. Pretty bad Idea to start a business in such a large market. Plus If you are serious it might not be the best Idea to quote people saying absolute obnoxious outrageous statements that are just hurting your company that already is not very likely to stay in business for more than a month. Bad Idea Bad investment. Your loss. Im sorry
AlsoKnownAsI started to tear up a big at your hurtful words but then I threw on a fresh pair of these hater blocking goggles, and remembered only god can judge me.
when I first read the company name, I thought you named it Urine Foreskin
They are equivalent in prize value to a consolation prize at the special olympics.
Face it man, you've created the Toyota Prius of ski goggles- tons of engineering and a decent concept, but woefully ugly and impractical and only purchased by people with little self respect, no care how the world perceives them
uturnFace it man, you've created the Toyota Prius of ski goggles- tons of engineering and a decent concept, but woefully ugly and impractical and only purchased by people with little self respect, no care how the world perceives them
uturnThey are equivalent in prize value to a consolation prize at the special olympics.
Face it man, you've created the Toyota Prius of ski goggles- tons of engineering and a decent concept, but woefully ugly and impractical and only purchased by people with little self respect, no care how the world perceives them
They're growing on yo. That shit will be on your christmas list.
skebumwI found the goggle instructions guys!
step 1 put goggles on
step 2 take goggles off
step 3 heat goggles to 382 degrees, stomp on goggles and kill yourself for buying these shitty god awful goggles.
Hey ske, why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan
Hi young man! You seem like a respectful young entrepreneur who can provide me with some help!
My son is a real park kiddo and he keeps telling me I need to get more "steez". I don't know what this lingo means so I was wondering, will this product give me the steez? Thank you!
masterofnoneHi young man! You seem like a respectful young entrepreneur who can provide me with some help!
My son is a real park kiddo and he keeps telling me I need to get more "steez". I don't know what this lingo means so I was wondering, will this product give me the steez? Thank you!
I might have donated but not after seeing all your jackass responses to everyone also the fact that people are asking about the legitimacy of your claims about these goggles and you won't even try to dispute them an talk about the technology.. You just continue with the jackass responses once again...
DeebieSkeebiesabortionator strikes yet again! Tune in next week to see what kind of hijinx he gets himself into.
New name, new scam, same garbage member. Someday I'll find Jesus
B_KI might have donated but not after seeing all your jackass responses to everyone also the fact that people are asking about the legitimacy of your claims about these goggles and you won't even try to dispute them an talk about the technology.. You just continue with the jackass responses once again...
I'm sorry you feel that way. I hope we can still be friends?
SEABURNA. If you've worked that much on the goggles, did you do any market research regarding current goggle trends?
B. Your demeanor on here is that of an annoying salesman. I want facts and endorsement from people with actual credibility in the ski community, I'm sure others would agree.
C. In economics, they call what you're doing a "me too" business model. If you really want to make a goggle people want, it's time to hit the drawing-board again, maybe in another 4 years you'll have a product that gets people excited. Maybe try marketing these to a less educated market? Skiers in North Korea need goggles and believe whatever they're told.
D. You need to pay NS to promote your company
E. YOUR COMPANIES CLAIMS ARE NOT REVOLUTIONARY:
Here are 19 points of Scientifically Researched benefits:
As mentioned earlier, following are 19 points of technical differentiation and benefits which separate the ORION4Sight technology from all the others. Most Snow-Goggles on the market just have colored plastic lenses, O4S has something completely different. These 19 points illustrate just some of the science behind our assertion this is the best Snow Goggle on the planet.
Much of this is shown in the video above, but here is further detail:
1. Visible light is "regulated" or "filtered" by proprietary O4S optional properties embodied within the front Goggle Lens which enhances and sharpens your vision with less eyestrain and separates them from all other “dark or colored snow goggle lenses” - MOST SKI GOGGLES DO THAT ALREADY
2. Although the O4S lens initially looks reddish-orange to your eye, independent optical laboratory tests reveal that a normal and healthy human eye will experience very minimal, if any, color change while looking through a O4S lens. - HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT FROM A PERSIMMON LENS FROM OTHER COMPANIES?
3. Optical physicists respond to this color-paradox using the descriptive term: “metamerism.” This simply means “look alike colors do not usually perform equally”. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOGGLE TECH, YOU ARE DESCRIBING A SCIENTIFIC TERM, I TOO CAN GOOGLE SHIT
4. Properties in the front ORION4Sight lens actually increase color saturation. - HOW?
5. The O4S lens also improves visual acuity (sharpness) making objects appear sharper and in greater detail. ALL SNOW GOGGLES DO THAT
6. When looking through an ORION4Sight lens for extended times, squinting and eye strain are simply gone, regardless of weather or lighting conditions. ALL SNOW GOGGLES DO THAT x2
7. These optical properties, along with a very light silver lens coating, dramatically reduces eye strain and overwhelming brightness experienced in full sun or new fallen snow. ALL SNOW GOGGLES DO THAT x3
8. The light silver mirror on the front lens regulates part of the visible light transmission so that transition from sun to clouds to shade becomes less drastic. ALL MIRRORED GOGGLES DO THAT
9. When snow is falling, or it’s cloudy or foggy, the O4S lens provides enhanced distance-viewing, as well as improved terrain and scene detail. ALL SNOW GOGGLES DO THAT x4
10. O4S lenses also provide reduced dark/light transitional times as you move between dark/light environments. ALL SNOW GOGGLES DO THAT x5
11. On top of a light silver coating is an “optically smooth” proprietary O4S Ultra-Hard coat. The combined silver coating and Ultra-Hard Coat minimizes lens scratches and helps to repel snow and water from the front lens surface. I can't speak for other goggle manufacturers, but I know Smith and Oakley already do this
12. The Goggle lens is molded flat and formed into a cylinder which makes it optically correct, providing optimum vision. WRONG, spherical lenses are optically correct. source
13. To manage fogging, the O4S Goggle is a sealed 2-lens system. ALL SNOW GOGGLES DO THAT x6
14. Additional anti-fog control is achieved by one of the industry’s best anti-fog coatings on the inside of the back lens surrounded by a 360-degree exterior ventilation system - I can't speak for other goggle manufacturers, but I know Smith and Oakley already do this, and actually look good.
15. The O4S synergistic lens features also eliminate the necessity of changing lenses for different weather or lighting conditions. That's cool you have a transitions lens, but so have lots of other companies.
16. Regardless of the weather conditions, if you can see better, your performance will improve, and you’ll likely become safer wearing an O4S Snow Goggle. NOT A TECH POINT
17. The Snow Goggle has ergonomic fitting foam to provide a warm, comfortable and complete air-sealed fit. ergonomic as in, they fit on a human face?
18. The Snow Goggle is designed for ALL snow activities. ALL SNOW GOGGLES DO THAT x7
19. The outer lens coating is harder than most, making cleaning easier as well as giving a level of water repellent function for enhanced vision. YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID THIS ON #11 WHILE TALKING ABOUT YOUR "HARD COAT", ALL SNOW GOGGLES ARE WATER REPELLENT, THEY'RE PLASTIC
Ok stop commenting you fucking idiots this was a troll and it's over. Idk how some of you retards survive a full day of real life. Like you could literally read any part of this thread and see that it was a troll. Not to mention if you couldn't use basic deductive reasoning skills yourself, there are others who did it for you in this thread. It was a joke. Abortionater makes jokes.
LiteratureThis thread deserves a Grammy, and all you silly fools taken in by it deserve minor mentions in the back pages of the annals of the Golden Wheelchair.
As a former multi-nominee and recipient, I agree. This thread is the equivalent of a school bus with stunted growth.
Krotchs_BrotherOk stop commenting you fucking idiots this was a troll and it's over. Idk how some of you retards survive a full day of real life. Like you could literally read any part of this thread and see that it was a troll. Not to mention if you couldn't use basic deductive reasoning skills yourself, there are others who did it for you in this thread. It was a joke. Abortionater makes jokes.
Krotchs_BrotherOk stop commenting you fucking idiots this was a troll and it's over. Idk how some of you retards survive a full day of real life. Like you could literally read any part of this thread and see that it was a troll. Not to mention if you couldn't use basic deductive reasoning skills yourself, there are others who did it for you in this thread. It was a joke. Abortionater makes jokes.
It's a pretty easy troll to believe until you read the other posts in the thread because that is a serious campaign on inidegogo and Orion4Sight is an actual company.
I tested something like these goggles once before and they work better than you think! They actually allowed me to see for the first time (I'm a blind skier you see...)! Seeing my grandchildren's faces for the first time is well worth the price tag, not to mention all the granny-panties that hit the floor when I put them on! ;)
Overall, would recommend to anyone with a dog or who breathes air. Also very useful for trips to the sun as normal snow goggle lenses just melt.
I saw Harlaut the other day skiing with what i thought where some crappy cheap white goggles. When i got closer i saw that they where the source of all his swag so i asked them what they where and how i could get my hands on them. He pointed me this direction and told me they are a must have and the best goggles he has ever used that he now wears 24 hours a day. Thanks for making the awesome goggles op super excited to use them for my self and be dripping in gallons of swag.
crotchventI saw Harlaut the other day skiing with what i thought where some crappy cheap white goggles. When i got closer i saw that they where the source of all his swag so i asked them what they where and how i could get my hands on them. He pointed me this direction and told me they are a must have and the best goggles he has ever used that he now wears 24 hours a day. Thanks for making the awesome goggles op super excited to use them for my self and be dripping in gallons of swag.
lol is this a joke? if you haven't realized snow melts at thirty two degrees so making them able to withstand 381 degree temperatures dosent help much. I sure hope this is a joke
jmellberg800lol is this a joke? if you haven't realized snow melts at thirty two degrees so making them able to withstand 381 degree temperatures dosent help much. I sure hope this is a joke
It's never too early to plan for global warming. You can use them for other things. Let's say you're baking a pie and the oven is set at 400, you want to lean in and look but it's hot. Slap on these goggles and you're good to go. Maybe you're trying to get that perfect selfie near an active volcano, your phone might melt, but your face wont.
dyeri think its a cool idea but they look like shit
