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Convenience store dick pills and 3 rolls of TP

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PeppermillReno
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That is what the guy in front of me just bought at the shop across the street. And afterwards he went over to the lottery area and ate his pills before going to his car.


What is the most badass purchase you have seen someone make in a convenience store????? This would have to be it for me topping all the times in Vegas and Reno I've seen people buy baking soda and nothing else at 7-11.
Nov 10 2015 7:35PM
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CHORIZO
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watched a guy buy and eat a hotdog
Nov 10 2015 8:01PM
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270on420out
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Guy in front of me asked for largest sized condoms available. Clerk came back with them, and he said "Do you guys have anything bigger? If not, then do you guys have trashbags"? Dude was probably trolling us.
Nov 10 2015 8:05PM
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NewEscuelers
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One time I watched the guy in front of me try to buy some beer and when it came time to pay he just puked all over the counter/register.
Nov 10 2015 8:24PM
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Felice
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Why don't convenience store just start selling cock rings and strap on dildos
Nov 10 2015 9:02PM
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stinky_cheese
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i had a couple of quarters in change after buying some chips from a 7-11, this lady just grabbed them out of my hand so she could buy an extra large hot chocolate. this was in the middle of June
Nov 10 2015 10:00PM
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rudager
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Just like birds, we all flock to the 7-11 in Golden, BC, after the bars all close.
And although it isn't a purchase, I watched a guy walk in, take a flat of Gatorade, tuck it under his shirt, and walk back out. With no consequence.
Nov 10 2015 10:07PM
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theabortionator
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I wish I had had the funds to make those before somebody else did. I wouldn't really say brilliant, but very solid business scheme they got going on.


Also always liked the cans of air for tourists. I mean, an empty can for sale? Now that's good. The dick pills have a better market though.
Nov 11 2015 1:56AM
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californiagrown
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AlsoKnownAsI wish I had had the funds to make those before somebody else did. I wouldn't really say brilliant, but very solid business scheme they got going on.


Also always liked the cans of air for tourists. I mean, an empty can for sale? Now that's good. The dick pills have a better market though.

Cans of air, you say? More explanation please?
Nov 11 2015 2:11AM
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Stadtski
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I didnt buy it, but the cashier at a convenience store once gave me 3 slices of the old pizza that had been spinning in the little case all day. I ate it in the parking lot. That was my easter dinner.
Nov 11 2015 11:46AM
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Peter.
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rudagerJust like birds, we all flock to the 7-11 in Golden, BC, after the bars all close.
And although it isn't a purchase, I watched a guy walk in, take a flat of Gatorade, tuck it under his shirt, and walk back out. With no consequence.


read through this quickly and thought to myself, "wow stealing a gatorade big whoop"

re read it and saw the word flat

that's hilarious






i had a buddy in college who stole a cheese stick from a convenience store down the street from his house and was so drunk that he felt bad about it and went and returned it and announced "i stole this and no one said anything, you guys need better security"
Nov 11 2015 1:01PM
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theabortionator
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californiagrownCans of air, you say? More explanation please?


San Fancisco Fog! Adirondack Air! and others I've seen. Basically you're just making a label, and attaching it to cans, and everything else is profit.

You could fill them with farts or toxic chemicals and people would never know

Rosa_ParkI didnt buy it, but the cashier at a convenience store once gave me 3 slices of the old pizza that had been spinning in the little case all day. I ate it in the parking lot. That was my easter dinner.


I used to drive to the gas station near my house before they closed and eat the old pizza for dinner.

The good life
Nov 11 2015 1:49PM
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californiagrown
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AlsoKnownAsSan Fancisco Fog! Adirondack Air! and others I've seen. Basically you're just making a label, and attaching it to cans, and everything else is profit.

You could fill them with farts or toxic chemicals and people would never know



I used to drive to the gas station near my house before they closed and eat the old pizza for dinner.

The good life


SLC smog, Washington wildfire, Houston humidity.... I should do this full time haha
Nov 11 2015 2:08PM
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BenWhit
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AlsoKnownAsI wish I had had the funds to make those before somebody else did. I wouldn't really say brilliant, but very solid business scheme they got going on.


Also always liked the cans of air for tourists. I mean, an empty can for sale? Now that's good. The dick pills have a better market though.


I don't know that people actually think there is air in them, more of like a cute trinket thing you put on your desk or something.

Yesterday, I watched a kid buy 2 three pound bags of sour patch watermelons and a gallon of whole milk. essentials. In fairness to him, Black Ops 3 did just come out and everyone knows that 1. watermelons are a great gaming snack & 2. milk has protein, you need protein to live, especially if you're going to play for hours on end.
Nov 11 2015 5:04PM
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Deepskier
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CHORIZOwatched a guy buy and eat a hotdog


Everyone hates your posts but i love them and whem i was 13 i bought some fat condoms in yellow stone and asked all the girls working the store if they wanted to use them or smash or get some anal ect. from these like 20 to 30 year-old Indian and Asian chicks
Nov 11 2015 10:42PM
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CHORIZO
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DeepskierEveryone hates your posts but i love them and whem i was 13 i bought some fat condoms in yellow stone and asked all the girls working the store if they wanted to use them or smash or get some anal ect. from these like 20 to 30 year-old Indian and Asian chicks


Thanks dad
Nov 11 2015 10:47PM
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Sno.
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girl bought a pregnancy test and then 30 minutes later came back and tried to exchange it for tampons.

I guess she found out in another way.
Nov 11 2015 10:49PM
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Deepskier
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CHORIZOThanks dad


10/10 son
Nov 11 2015 10:53PM
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PeppermillReno
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Sno.girl bought a pregnancy test and then 30 minutes later came back and tried to exchange it for tampons.

I guess she found out in another way.


Im really quite fascinated by this. Do you mind explaining (in detail) which outcome would be more likely to lead to a very messy and bloody and wet red sweet love juice filled vagajay preggo or non preggo????




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Nov 12 2015 1:46AM
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Mingg
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Sno.girl bought a pregnancy test and then 30 minutes later came back and tried to exchange it for tampons.

I guess she found out in another way.


Holy shit, something like this happened today at work(target). A woman was walking around with tampons and she asked me where she could find pregnancy tests and I thought to myself "what an unlikely purchase." And now we are here.

Wow that is so weird and ironic.
Nov 12 2015 3:00AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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the tacquitos when everyone there knew they've rotated more times than earth itself
Jul 22 2019 12:59AM
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PeppermillReno
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Earlier today I was wondering why the fuck this convenience store referenced doesn't do coffee. Dunno why I didn't think of it over the last 5 years. Theres always a couple Indians working. Its busy. Why the fuck don't they have a pot or two going in the AM?

They had a full service sub shop called 'Sub Day' yet have never put out a coffee spread. I go there every other day on average only ever saw one person buy a sub and that was during a 5 ft blizzard. Overheard the dude who worked there talking before they shut 'Sub Day' down and he said they sell 3 or 4 subs a week total. Wasn't surprised. Even if the coffee were shitty I'd probably hit it up regularly cause I WFH and can over do it and get all jittery and shit making my own.

Got the most amazing breakfast place in the world thats under 2 blocks away also but I feel like a dick going in there just for coffee and paying with a card so I don't do that I at least get a huge ass pastry which I don't always want. Dunks couple blocks too far to walk.
Jul 22 2019 9:17PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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theabortionatorSan Fancisco Fog! Adirondack Air! and others I've seen. Basically you're just making a label, and attaching it to cans, and everything else is profit.

You could fill them with farts or toxic chemicals and people would never know


Belle Delphine farts
Jul 22 2019 10:04PM
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GayWolf420
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I think I saw a dude with an obvious wound buying first aid shit like he was Chigur in No Country For Old Men but like at that point, you just shut the fuck up and dont ask him about it at all
Jul 22 2019 11:53PM
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Pigeon.
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watched a dude flip his car when i was getting gas. he walked into the gas station, bought eyedrops and called the cops lmao
Jul 27 2019 9:41PM
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yungona
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i usually just buy dick pills
Jul 27 2019 9:43PM
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