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The Harsh Reality

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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 2,105
Today I came to the conclusion that I can no longer go on living. As the great ODB once said, "Wu-Tang is for the children!" However, at the age of 19, I am no longer legally considered to be a child. I feel that my life now lacks purpose due to the fact that Wu-Tang is no longer "for me." Overcoming this challenge seems almost insurmountable. How does one fill a void as deep and dark as this?
Nov 5 2015 4:42PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3438 - Karma: 11,462
YoungChristmasHow does one fill a void as deep and dark as this?


with a 14 inch dildo
Nov 5 2015 4:44PM
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gnar_whal
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 3,787
FROGGINBULLFISHwith a 14 inch dildo


even that couldn't fill the depth of this thread
Nov 5 2015 5:17PM
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milkchocolateski
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act like a total retard 24/7 drop out of trinity watch cars the move 100 times
Dec 7 2015 2:52PM
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daannnnieel
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time to start creasing your pants, listening to npr and wearing unreasonably fitted argyle sweaters. Your hair will start to show grey soon, your back will start to ache and you won't be able to understand the slang these days. I feel your pain, I too recently turned 19.
Dec 7 2015 3:19PM
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DirtYStylE
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My room mate is 28 and he's still acting like a child. Age is just a number bromigo
Dec 7 2015 11:22PM
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Anesteezia
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I'm 17... any advice on how to save myself from op's pain before it is too late?
Dec 7 2015 11:30PM
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soulskier
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As the great philosopher Red Green once said, "if you can't stay you, you can at least stay immature."
Dec 8 2015 7:05AM
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Deforestation
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AnesteeziaI'm 17... any advice on how to save myself from op's pain before it is too late?


Kill yourself
Dec 8 2015 7:06AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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AnesteeziaI'm 17... any advice on how to save myself from op's pain before it is too late?


Fuck your mother
Get her pregnant
Deliver the baby
Eat your mother
Raise the child to be everything your not
When he turns 12, kill him and swap brains
You are now in the body of a 12 y/o
I just bought you 6 more years
Paypal only pls
Dec 8 2015 10:19AM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
Become a memeber of Wu Tang Financial

http://www.wutangfinance.com/

Diversify yo bonds, b.
Dec 8 2015 10:45AM
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 2,105
milkchocolateskiact like a total retard 24/7 drop out of trinity watch cars the move 100 times


Just finished watching Cars for the 100th time. Completely altered my outlook on life. Mater is a philosophical genius.
Dec 10 2015 6:33PM
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theabortionator
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You can't even buy a beer yet you fucking baby.
Dec 10 2015 6:39PM
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erikK
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BortyYou can't even buy a beer yet you fucking baby.


MERICA!!!!!
Dec 10 2015 7:32PM
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HAMNATION
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WU TANG is for the children true... But WU TANG is also for the grown ups....

I made some 110 proof hooch I called WU LAid and that was def not for the children. Don't worry I am 30 and listened to the WU on the way to work and I truly felt it was for me. That could be because I am still a child at heart or because the soothing sounds of ODB bring me the kind of inner piece to tell others to protect their motherfucking neck.

Regardless don't fret if It makes you feel better I made you this label you can put on a 40 or other beverage of your choseing
Dec 10 2015 7:43PM
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YoungChristmas
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Bump. Am 25 now. The void has only grown deeper and darker.
Aug 6 2021 2:22PM
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BrandoComando
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YoungChristmasBump. Am 25 now. The void has only grown deeper and darker.


What's been keeping you going now that Wu-Tang is no longer for you?
Aug 6 2021 2:35PM
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 2,105
BrandoComandoWhat's been keeping you going now that Wu-Tang is no longer for you?


Coors Banquet and indian food
Aug 6 2021 5:59PM
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BrandoComando
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 18,734
YoungChristmasCoors Banquet and indian food


I see you've ascended to the finest culture
Aug 6 2021 6:40PM
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