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Newschoolers Dating App

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theabortionator
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Bishop, when are yall dropping the new NS dating App?

Features like

"Show me pink names within 5 miles of me"
"Only members with more than 5k posts"
"Members that have been banned once"(everyone loves a bad girl)
"rated at least 7 or higher"

Come on bishop. How are we all supposed to find each other.

If it goes well enough you could ditch all the skiing bullshit on here and make it a full time dating/hookup site.

Who the fuck skis anyway.

Idk, just a though
Oct 27 2015 10:23PM
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ghosthop
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Sorry dude, if you haven't figured out how to capitalize by this point maybe pinknames just aren't the ones for you
Oct 27 2015 10:28PM
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theabortionator
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ghosthopSorry dude, if you haven't figured out how to capitalize by this point maybe pinknames just aren't the ones for you


Pinknames love me. Im the best skier on the mountain
Oct 27 2015 10:35PM
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.lencon
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AlsoKnownAsPinknames love me. Im the best skier on the mountain


You snowboard..
Oct 27 2015 10:36PM
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dan1080
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 913
OP, I wanted to hate you at first because I didn't meet all the criteria for your dating app suggestion; but upon going to your profile, I had you at 10/10, so clearly in a previous drunken state I liked something you said so I will assume that based on the drunken slumber that I'm in tonight that I am having a bad night and you shall not be penalized.
Oct 27 2015 11:00PM
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John18_6
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AlsoKnownAs"Only members with more than 5k posts"


I'm getting close ;)
Oct 27 2015 11:06PM
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Mingg
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Yes please.




NS & Chill?
Oct 27 2015 11:11PM
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skidemon22
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There should be a search parameter for "will allow pee in butt", because duh, no brainer
Oct 27 2015 11:20PM
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S.J.W
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MinggYes please.




NS & Chill?


Sounds good to me.
Oct 27 2015 11:31PM
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steezy.stew
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Even if it wasn't entirely dating oriented, a feature that made it easier for people to meet up and ski would be a solid addition! Whether you're on vacation in a new ski town and want to link up with locals, or a seasoned vet who is looking for new shred buddies; it would allow you to find like minded people in/around a mountain town and connect with them. Seems like a great way to spread the stoke and develop a more friendly newschoolers community on and off the slopes! And who knows you might just find yourself a snow bunny in the process!
Oct 28 2015 12:15AM
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ghosthop
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steezy.stewEven if it wasn't entirely dating oriented, a feature that made it easier for people to meet up and ski would be a solid addition! Whether you're on vacation in a new ski town and want to link up with locals, or a seasoned vet who is looking for new shred buddies; it would allow you to find like minded people in/around a mountain town and connect with them. Seems like a great way to spread the stoke and develop a more friendly newschoolers community on and off the slopes! And who knows you might just find yourself a snow bunny in the process!


maybe you should try posting in regionals...
Oct 28 2015 1:59AM
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ascent_studios
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steezy.stewEven if it wasn't entirely dating oriented, a feature that made it easier for people to meet up and ski would be a solid addition! Whether you're on vacation in a new ski town and want to link up with locals, or a seasoned vet who is looking for new shred buddies; it would allow you to find like minded people in/around a mountain town and connect with them. Seems like a great way to spread the stoke and develop a more friendly newschoolers community on and off the slopes! And who knows you might just find yourself a snow bunny in the process!


I agree as not fully for dating as well. You could find people to ski with, photographers and filmmakers to take pictures and video...... I think it's a good idea
Oct 28 2015 9:22AM
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-Dan
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ghosthopmaybe you should try posting in regionals...


this. regionals are only dead if you say they are.
Oct 28 2015 9:25AM
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theabortionator
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TallxTthis. regionals are only dead if you say they are.


Yeah I hate that when people don't post anything in regionals or cults because they're dead, which keeps them from having any content, which keeps them dead, which keeps people from posting in them.

It's a circle jerk of failure.

Save the dolphins, save the whales, and save the cults/ and regionals and nature and things and stuff.
Oct 28 2015 10:14AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
AlsoKnownAs"Only members with more than 5k posts"
"Members that have been banned once"(everyone loves a bad girl)
"rated at least 7 or higher"


I meet every single one of these requirements.
Oct 28 2015 10:24AM
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cdip
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MinggI meet every single one of these requirements.


I would hit skip on u
Oct 28 2015 10:40AM
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theabortionator
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MinggI meet every single one of these requirements.


I'm not sure if I'm still dating wench but I'm down regardless.
Oct 28 2015 3:26PM
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Mingg
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AlsoKnownAsI'm not sure if I'm still dating wench but I'm down regardless.


I can share, haha
Oct 28 2015 3:27PM
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theabortionator
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MinggI can share, haha


I've always wanted a good reason to move to utah.
Oct 28 2015 3:29PM
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Bensun
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steezy.stewEven if it wasn't entirely dating oriented, a feature that made it easier for people to meet up and ski would be a solid addition! Whether you're on vacation in a new ski town and want to link up with locals, or a seasoned vet who is looking for new shred buddies; it would allow you to find like minded people in/around a mountain town and connect with them. Seems like a great way to spread the stoke and develop a more friendly newschoolers community on and off the slopes! And who knows you might just find yourself a snow bunny in the process!


i second this
Oct 28 2015 4:11PM
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Mingg
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HA



(: (: (:
Oct 28 2015 5:03PM
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Newschoolers55
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MinggHA



(: (: (:


A solid 7
Oct 28 2015 5:11PM
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theabortionator
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MinggHA



(: (: (:


Take that chad!
Oct 28 2015 8:19PM
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FSKP
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steezy.stewEven if it wasn't entirely dating oriented, a feature that made it easier for people to meet up and ski would be a solid addition! Whether you're on vacation in a new ski town and want to link up with locals, or a seasoned vet who is looking for new shred buddies; it would allow you to find like minded people in/around a mountain town and connect with them. Seems like a great way to spread the stoke and develop a more friendly newschoolers community on and off the slopes! And who knows you might just find yourself a snow bunny in the process!


ben_collinsI agree as not fully for dating as well. You could find people to ski with, photographers and filmmakers to take pictures and video...... I think it's a good idea


I fucking love this idea haha
Oct 28 2015 8:42PM
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LOLZfajitas
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this could be such a sizzling sausage fest i cant see whats not to enjoy, sign me up please!!
Oct 28 2015 8:58PM
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theabortionator
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Midweek gondola laps and chill?
Oct 28 2015 9:06PM
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dustygoldflakes
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It's pretty much going to be all dudes and then Mingg & Rachy
Oct 28 2015 9:35PM
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Deepskier
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LOLZfajitasthis could be such a sizzling sausage fest i cant see whats not to enjoy, sign me up please!!


Seriously I like the idea but think how few pink names are here and at our resorts everyone will message a handfull of pinks with mingg as leader rejecting every guy under 10k posts and must be a 9/10 at least
Oct 28 2015 11:13PM
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Zurg
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AlsoKnownAsPinknames love me. Im the best skier on the mountain


Gus loves me
Oct 29 2015 9:11AM
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e~b
Posts: 861 - Karma: 2,733
Well I don't have 5k posts, I've never been banned, and I'm not rated higher than 7. BUT, I can lip on blind 2, so where my hoes at?
Oct 29 2015 9:30AM
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Mingg
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Why so salty?
Oct 29 2015 8:07PM
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CHORIZO
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make the app somethin like tindr, but with a more park skiing name. maybe grindr? id use that
Oct 29 2015 8:12PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 55,340
Tbh it's pretty easy to find a boyfriend on NS. I've meet two via this site.
Come on ladies, step up your game.
Oct 29 2015 8:32PM
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Breaking_Rad
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CHORIZOmake the app somethin like tindr, but with a more park skiing name. maybe grindr? id use that


I'm pretty sure with the ratio of dudes to chicks on NS the thing would end up being a lot like Grindr for sure.
Oct 29 2015 10:20PM
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littleman34
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MinggNS & Chill?

Comedy at its finest. Mingg is a true comedic brain working on high power
Oct 30 2015 1:53AM
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theabortionator
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Joins grindr, realizes I was lied to and it has nothing to do with terrain parks or skiing.

:(


Feels sad
Nov 2 2015 9:45AM
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eastAR5
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Ahahahaha I don't know how this site is now, it's foreign to me... but you kids don't even know llololol...


Remind me to reminisce on some of the 17 or who fucking knows NS pink namers that i explored vagina , during those straight turns up years... even a jailbait incident, although she was soon fine, but hey, IF3 , i mean..... Yeah, I fucked 15 year old, but i was barely 18 then myself, and it was JUST like what she PMd me, fantasy wise, and i just never obivuoly planned on seeing her in real life, an bam there she is..... innocent and the most beautiful with one hazel, and one aqua blue , two big doe eyes as she swallowed me drinking my lean that I mixed over at the Armada booth cause they gave me jolly ranchers...

So that makes me sounds like a fucking creeper and bad person, but that was when i was a kid, so chill

but yeah, i wonder if its like it was, i mean I'm pretty sure , hahahaha it WASNT me but after i fucked ______ , you know who u are, well , it was one of the next 3-4 of you, because everyone on NS had clymdia for sure , gross i know but hahaha i call it like it is!

NS needed to intervene to be honest, like mail out condoms on the reg, but it just got.... pretty gnarly for a while


Had to be 16, 17 of the pink variety on the left member bar list..... i was def addicted to it

hahaha and theres def wayyyy finer girls , but sometimes that interesting phenomoom of "knowing" someone online and then... well, things get real or not, in person.

Just don't date anyone here haha, that doesnt make sense even .


Or actually do what u want, there is always a new legendary slay, that claps the entire NS population of guys again , but I'm all grown up hahaha , so peace . Good luck with that
Dec 8 2015 8:43AM
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eastAR5Ahahahaha I don't know how this site is now, it's foreign to me... but you kids don't even know llololol...


Remind me to reminisce on some of the 17 or who fucking knows NS pink namers that i explored vagina , during those straight turns up years... even a jailbait incident, although she was soon fine, but hey, IF3 , i mean..... Yeah, I fucked 15 year old, but i was barely 18 then myself, and it was JUST like what she PMd me, fantasy wise, and i just never obivuoly planned on seeing her in real life, an bam there she is..... innocent and the most beautiful with one hazel, and one aqua blue , two big doe eyes as she swallowed me drinking my lean that I mixed over at the Armada booth cause they gave me jolly ranchers...

So that makes me sounds like a fucking creeper and bad person, but that was when i was a kid, so chill

but yeah, i wonder if its like it was, i mean I'm pretty sure , hahahaha it WASNT me but after i fucked ______ , you know who u are, well , it was one of the next 3-4 of you, because everyone on NS had clymdia for sure , gross i know but hahaha i call it like it is!

NS needed to intervene to be honest, like mail out condoms on the reg, but it just got.... pretty gnarly for a while


Had to be 16, 17 of the pink variety on the left member bar list..... i was def addicted to it

hahaha and theres def wayyyy finer girls , but sometimes that interesting phenomoom of "knowing" someone online and then... well, things get real or not, in person.

Just don't date anyone here haha, that doesnt make sense even .


Or actually do what u want, there is always a new legendary slay, that claps the entire NS population of guys again , but I'm all grown up hahaha , so peace . Good luck with that


Classic eastAR5 post right here. It's a damn shame most NSers weren't around for ur savagery, i don't go on the message boards anymore rly but from my impression everyone on here is 15 and soft now
Dec 8 2015 4:55PM
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Lafante87
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lol it's been years but this is kind of crazy that this is still kind of true. Dating apps are a must in any area. I mean with all the coming out and all the kinks and transparency online you kind of want to be accepted and sometimes with all those kinks and fetishes or strange desires (I am an avid member of the spice it up with rope and dominance community) and i am happy since there are a lot of ways for me to find partners online( I move around a lot so I can't form secure ties. I use this app: https://datingappsadvice.com/kinkoo-dating-app-review-kinky-bdsm-fet-lifestyle-fetish-dating.app) I think all members of society should be allowed to explore their sexuality and date the people they share interests with so it would be cool to have an app like that.

**This post was edited on Dec 23rd 2019 at 6:00:09am
Dec 19 2019 2:30AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Goddamit I don't want to go back to any kind of dating app at this point
Lafante87lol it's been years but this is kind of crazy that this is still kind of true. Dating apps are a must in any area.
Dec 19 2019 11:43AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Lmao imagine someone’s name on a dating app being “TheAbortionator”
Dec 19 2019 1:16PM
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nosebutterpizza
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there's weird niche dating apps for almost every subculture besides skiing. it's lame
Dec 19 2019 1:22PM
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theabortionator
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TLmao imagine someone’s name on a dating app being “TheAbortionator”


Which way you gonnn swipe?
Dec 19 2019 4:33PM
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OregonDead
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theabortionatorWhich way you gonnn swipe?


How do people remember which way is which? For a lot of people it seems like it'd be a 50/50 roll of the dice every time
Dec 19 2019 6:56PM
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theabortionator
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OregonDeadHow do people remember which way is which? For a lot of people it seems like it'd be a 50/50 roll of the dice every time


I have no idea. My roommate got me on tindr last year and I use it rarely and am terrible at it. I swipe the wrong way and accidentally superlike when I try and get out of it or see their bio. Luckily for me grindr is a pretty easy option and a little more straight to the point, for better or worse.
Dec 19 2019 8:34PM
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OregonDead
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theabortionatorI have no idea. My roommate got me on tindr last year and I use it rarely and am terrible at it. I swipe the wrong way and accidentally superlike when I try and get out of it or see their bio. Luckily for me grindr is a pretty easy option and a little more straight to the point, for better or worse.

I wonder how many ppl actually meet up just because they feel bad they accidentally swiped the wrong way
Dec 20 2019 12:12AM
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