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nocturnalThat's what you get for revolving your entire life around your girlfriend and not hanging out with other people.
Download-My-AppsIf you tell girls that they will probably listen to you, but I doubt it would help you getting them to date you
dodgeOh if only I could knock some sense into one of my good friends
teflon66Screw girls, go ski, that cheers me right up.
CockGoblinMy girlfriend left me and I'm very sad and hurt.
CockGoblinI need to find other girls. If I tell them that I'm sad because my girlfriend left me, would it help me with them?
.Hugo.Find yourself a cougar
DeepskierYou could gobble cock in the mean time
dodgeYou've already got that covered haven't you?
TOAST.No way is this a serious thread