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Getting with a female

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Lonely
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Alright. So first things first this is not a perzonal advice thread. More off a brainstorming thing so people will have multiple methods to try.


So yeah what are your methods or ideas? And pink names, please do verify that these would be good methods.

**This thread was edited on Aug 13th 2020 at 9:28:03pm
Aug 2 2015 4:44PM
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infedel_one
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MinggDos:

Look nice and smell good. - You could be the best looking guy I've ever met but if you smell bad it's an instant turn off.

Be respectful but you don't have to over do it. - Over doing anything at the beginning of a relationship can lead to unrealistic expectations and you can screw yourself over because of it.


Be on time for a date. - if you're running late let the girl know so she isn't sitting somewhere thinking she got stood up.


Donuts:

Be a dick.

Don't tell her she looks familiar or like someone you know. I know i don't want to know that I look like your sister/cousin or EX girlfriend.

Brag about yourself. Of course, if it something comes up in conversation then that's fine. But rambling on and on about how awesome your job, house, school, family, car, money, etc. is not chill. Girls like to talk about themselves.

Be clingy. If she doesn't text back right away, chill. Also, don't follow all her social media at once-thats weird. Start with Facebook. Then add other stuff as they come up. Don't just follow her even if you've found her account. Ask her in person if she has them and then add her. Waking up with notifications of the same person following you on everything is a little strange in my opinion. Space is a very, very good thing.
*If a girl doesn't want space or clings to you- fuckin run.


hi there, how are things?
Aug 3 2015 10:48PM
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DanielPlainview
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"what are you doing tonight?"

""nothing""

"wanna grab something to eat?"
Aug 4 2015 1:48PM
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dankleberries
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my friend and I are having a debate and have come to settle this through ns. If a girl repeatedly talks about her sex life to you- what does it mean_

A. You are friendzoned
B. She is trying to make you jealous
C. She is the town bike
D. Who knows?
Aug 4 2015 7:05PM
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JohnLocke
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dankleberriesmy friend and I are having a debate and have come to settle this through ns. If a girl repeatedly talks about her sex life to you- what does it mean_

A. You are friendzoned
B. She is trying to make you jealous
C. She is the town bike
D. Who knows?


Depending on the girl, it could be any one of those
Aug 4 2015 7:09PM
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slugworth
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Just ask to hangout. Open ended and relaxed. Be straight forward. -your dad
Aug 4 2015 7:42PM
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johnnyBuz
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Last time I went on a date to see a movie I got a hand job and then we banged in the backseat of my car after. You young bucks are clearly doing something wrong.
Aug 4 2015 9:01PM
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bardissono
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johnnyBuzLast time I went on a date to see a movie I got a hand job and then we banged in the backseat of my car after. You young bucks are clearly doing something wrong.


Or you attract rachets, congrats on the sex tho.

Anyone have advice for meeting chicks who ski? My last relationship sucked sometimes because she would guilt trip me when I was on the hill.
Aug 4 2015 9:22PM
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johnnyBuz
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bardissonoOr you attract rachets, congrats on the sex tho.


Can't deny that. She was a senior in college with daddy issues who moonlit as a bartender and had a penchant for the nose candy.
Aug 4 2015 9:58PM
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Deepskier
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Hang out with bill cosby and you'll get all the screaming tail you can handle literally might end up seeing a pudding pop you didnt want to though
Aug 5 2015 10:49PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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damn OP me too!!! she always says shes sees me as a big brother :3 and that she would love to find a guy like me (but i am me? :'()

Also, this vid helped a lot, give it a watch: https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0
Jun 30 2018 11:47PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Or all of them at once
JohnLockeDepending on the girl, it could be any one of those
Jun 30 2018 11:55PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I got got
TRVP_ANGELdamn OP me too!!! she always says shes sees me as a big brother :3 and that she would love to find a guy like me (but i am me? :'()

Also, this vid helped a lot, give it a watch: https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0
Jun 30 2018 11:56PM
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Lonely
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TRVP_ANGELdamn OP me too!!! she always says shes sees me as a big brother :3 and that she would love to find a guy like me (but i am me? :'()

Also, this vid helped a lot, give it a watch: https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0


Ah another quality bump by trvp.

Thanks to the advice in this thread I was able too
Jul 1 2018 9:09AM
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lil.Boye
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but who sin't gay in 2018?
Jul 1 2018 12:04PM
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oiucheekykunt
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Just get so far into the friendzone that shes comfortable hanging out with you, then wait till she takes a shit at your house and smash the door in, then its easy just molest the fuck out of her
Jul 4 2018 11:52PM
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