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So this one time...

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.HERO
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Post your funny, stupid, and embarrassing stories/experiences.

I'll start. So this one time I had a rolling backpack and it was the cats pajamas. Anyway I had to dodge sooo many panties getting thrown my way. So with all of them I sold them and made millions.

jk, but let's hear yours.
Jun 25 2015 4:02PM
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BenWhit
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one time, during a baseball game, i stole third base. I never really slid head first, but it was a dry day and the infield has really soft, dry clay that day, so it was predetermined I was going in head-first. I slid, I was safe, but my belt buckle stuck into the dirt and my pants slid down to my ankles in front of my family, this girl i liked, etc...

I was not pleased. It was embarrassing, to say the least.
Jun 25 2015 4:12PM
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YoungGun.
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So this one time... My stories suck.
Jun 25 2015 4:13PM
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.HERO
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BenWhitone time, during a baseball game, i stole third base. I never really slid head first, but it was a dry day and the infield has really soft, dry clay that day, so it was predetermined I was going in head-first. I slid, I was safe, but my belt buckle stuck into the dirt and my pants slid down to my ankles in front of my family, this girl i liked, etc...

I was not pleased. It was embarrassing, to say the least.


Hahah that's great
Jun 25 2015 4:19PM
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shin-bang
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BenWhitone time, during a baseball game, i stole third base. I never really slid head first, but it was a dry day and the infield has really soft, dry clay that day, so it was predetermined I was going in head-first. I slid, I was safe, but my belt buckle stuck into the dirt and my pants slid down to my ankles in front of my family, this girl i liked, etc...

I was not pleased. It was embarrassing, to say the least.


I know that feeling, often times for me the belt just rolls up and digs into your belly leaving gashes and bruises hahaha but dang
Jun 25 2015 4:27PM
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S.J.W
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I was playing paintball with my dad in Bali and he hit me in the nuts and I fell down in pain. Still the greatest bonding moment ever.
Jun 25 2015 4:55PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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So this one time....in Baltimore.....I got stabbed in the eye by a hooker. True story.
Jun 25 2015 5:37PM
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saskskier
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I was in university and was poor. I went to get groceries in my 85' Civic hatchback (such a fun beater of a car). As I was putting the groceries in my car, a big gust of wind blew my door open into the side of a brand new, black Range Rover and left a nasty scratch. I panicked and drove away without leaving a note or anything and still feel bad about it.
Jun 25 2015 5:51PM
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mat_espo
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So this one time, at band camp...
Jun 25 2015 6:12PM
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chuckmarty
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So this one time I got home from skiing and crapped my pants on my way to the toilet. I wasn't even 20 feet away. Needless to say I had to throw my underpants in the outside garbage bin.

It was a shameful day and it was the only time I ever lost the game of Poop or Fart
Jun 26 2015 9:53PM
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humpty
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One time at woodward me and my group or whatever were in the barn. We were doing gainers from one tramp to another over this big foam thing, my coach grabbed me by my shorts trying to help me not kill myself and they came off. I think he was more embarrassed than i was
Jun 26 2015 10:03PM
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Mingg
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So this one time I was getting food on campus and this asian dude was walking around naked. He got in line for food, no one said a word, and he ordered a Philly Cheese Steak. Except, this place on campus didn't sell Philly Cheese Steak and he freaked. Started screaming that he wanted a Cheese Steak and everything. Campus Police were called and turns out he was on all sorts of drugs. It was great and I did manage to get this picture:

Jun 26 2015 10:30PM
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Titus69
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So this one time, a few days ago I was at a diner with my friends and our waiter was a total grumpy bitch like she usually is and I was paying for my own meal while my 2 friends split a big meal and when we asked for our checks she only brought over one and then was ignoring us when we kept asking for mine and she was the only waitress working and was getting pissed since it was getting packed . So after a bit of patience and waiting we decided to just leave and I didnt pay, kinda nervous to go back because shes so rude and mean.
Jun 26 2015 10:50PM
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El_Barto.
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Barefootin_FiendSo this one time....in Baltimore.....I got stabbed in the eye by a hooker. True story.


This actually happened, right? I remember reading about it a while ago.
Jun 27 2015 1:48AM
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t-rent
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On deployment we stopped in the Philippines, Subic Bay to be specific. Anyways, i refuse to tell the story, also because you fuckers won't believe me if I do tell it.
Jun 27 2015 10:16PM
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ANDR01D
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MinggSo this one time I was getting food on campus and this asian dude was walking around naked. He got in line for food, no one said a word, and he ordered a Philly Cheese Steak. Except, this place on campus didn't sell Philly Cheese Steak and he freaked. Started screaming that he wanted a Cheese Steak and everything. Campus Police were called and turns out he was on all sorts of drugs. It was great and I did manage to get this picture:


Lol, is he trying to get a philly cheese steak at Timmy Ho's?
Jun 27 2015 10:55PM
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Mingg
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ANDR01DLol, is he trying to get a philly cheese steak at Timmy Ho's?


Nah! This was in the atrium between sizzles and hubies lol
Jun 27 2015 10:58PM
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SammyDubz
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t-rentOn deployment we stopped in the Philippines, Subic Bay to be specific. Anyways, i refuse to tell the story, also because you fuckers won't believe me if I do tell it.


You can't say that and then not tell the story
Jun 28 2015 12:16AM
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.Hugo.
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t-rentOn deployment we stopped in the Philippines, Subic Bay to be specific. Anyways, i refuse to tell the story, also because you fuckers won't believe me if I do tell it.


tell the fucking story damnit
Jun 28 2015 10:22AM
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veng_m
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t-rentOn deployment we stopped in the Philippines, Subic Bay to be specific. Anyways, i refuse to tell the story, also because you fuckers won't believe me if I do tell it.

don't be a bitch
Jun 28 2015 12:32PM
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arnie_grape
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once after a huge dinner I was playing drinking games with friends. a few drinks in I had to take a drink and my stomach couldn't handle it and I threw up all over the table almost instantly. it was a big mess. I ran home and got changed while my girlfriend cleaned up after me and then continued my evening.
Jun 28 2015 12:54PM
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dingus
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So this one time I slyly stole my friends phone and went into the bathroom to drop a load, but I was not sly enough for he broke in, and he snatched his phone in time to whip out the camera and get a blurry picture of my weiner and sent the picture in a group chat, my other friend responded with the message "Is that his dingus?" and that is why the kids around town call me dingus.
Jun 28 2015 2:21PM
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MinggHe got in line for food, no one said a word, and he ordered a Philly Cheese Steak. Except, this place on campus didn't sell Philly Cheese Steak and he freaked.



Gotta love the sub
Jun 28 2015 3:14PM
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Wheaty214
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Titus69So this one time, a few days ago I was at a diner with my friends and our waiter was a total grumpy bitch like she usually is and I was paying for my own meal while my 2 friends split a big meal and when we asked for our checks she only brought over one and then was ignoring us when we kept asking for mine and she was the only waitress working and was getting pissed since it was getting packed . So after a bit of patience and waiting we decided to just leave and I didnt pay, kinda nervous to go back because shes so rude and mean.


So she was the only waitress working in a packed restaurant? She handed you one check?

You are such an ass for not paying nor leaving a tip.
I'd kick your ass out of there for life.
Jun 28 2015 5:30PM
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Titus69
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Wheaty214So she was the only waitress working in a packed restaurant? She handed you one check?

You are such an ass for not paying nor leaving a tip.
I'd kick your ass out of there for life.




Yeah we got there and it wasnt crowded, the booth area was closed but then once we finished and were waiting it started to fill and she ignored us which seemed to make sense since we were done and 10 people just came through the door. My friends didnt tip either, whenever shes asking people if theyre ready to order and they say they need more time she storms off, looking around everyone was bothered by her rudeness. I still feel like an ass about it.
Jun 28 2015 5:43PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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El_Barto.This actually happened, right? I remember reading about it a while ago.


yeah....it actually happened. for the record, I was in no way, shape, or form soliciting services from some street whore in ghetto shit town baltimore, md.
Jun 29 2015 8:42AM
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msg
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Hooked up with my friends mum
Jun 29 2015 11:51AM
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twin-tip-hero
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so this one time......I was drinking my ass off in Berlin, Germany celebrating my buddy getting promoted. We started out way too hard and next thing we knew the 3 of us all woke up in Poland..... somehow got on a train got off on some random stop and woke up in a train station in a different country..... Sadly that was not the last time I went to Berlin, but that story is for another time.
Jun 29 2015 11:17PM
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Wheaty214
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So this one time... I went out to eat sushi with some friends, and never having seen wasabi before, I mistook it for a glob of avocado. I really like avocado, so I shove the whole thing in my mouth and swallowed it.

I immediately regretted my decision, and began coughing up a storm. My eyes started to gush tears, and my mouth burned with an intensity so great it brought me back to a memory of chewing a ghost pepper freshman year in highschool. Not nearly as bad in length and intensity, I was lucky it was shitty college wasabi.

After about 5 minutes of suffering, it started to wear off. For another 20 minutes I was sweating and red in the face.

Never again.
Jun 30 2015 5:39PM
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