You kids need a layering lesson.
Top: Merino wool base layer, 800 fill down long sleeve shirt (soft shell vest on the warmer days), then usually my Moment Anorak or LDC Eagle jacket.
Bottom: usually gym shorts because my knee brace won't stay on over a base layer, but I still wear long johns if it is super cold. My legs don't really get cold. Some type of shell pant over that. I do need to acquire some base layer shorts / boxers though.
"I thought you had crowbars?"
"LOL crowbars, what is this, 2007?"
"while on the chairlift your only goal is to chug as many pbrs as possible" - winelips