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Do you pee in the shower?

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DayMan
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I was having this discussion with some friends a while back and I was amazed at how many people said they don't pee in the shower, with some even being disgusted at the idea. I always thought of it as something that everyone did. I see no reason not to. Maybe I'm just gross though, I'm not sure.
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Mar 24 2015 12:28PM
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Skibumsmith
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Only psychopaths don't pee in the shower.
Mar 24 2015 12:37PM
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.Hugo.
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Sometimes, but i usually just pee while im waiting for the water to warm up
Mar 24 2015 12:44PM
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snowpocalypse
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only in the locker room. I like to mark my territory.
Mar 24 2015 12:50PM
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Huck_Norris
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Why would you not?



I only poop in the shower at OP's place tho. Sometimes I courtesy stomp it down the drain but not usually.
Mar 24 2015 12:55PM
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FreedGucci
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If you remove the drain cover you can open up a whole world of opportunities
Mar 24 2015 1:13PM
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theabortionator
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Everyone does. It's like picking your nose or masturbating. If you say you don't you're either lying or a fucking weirdo.
Mar 24 2015 1:27PM
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jackdonovan
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theabortionatorEveryone does. It's like picking your nose or masturbating. If you say you don't you're either lying or a fucking weirdo.


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Mar 24 2015 2:06PM
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K-Dot.
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Huck_NorrisI only poop in the shower at OP's place tho. Sometimes I courtesy stomp it down the drain but not usually.


Cheese grater method works best I've found
Mar 24 2015 2:21PM
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JAHpow
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I've only done it once. I think it's kinda gross, but I'm somewhat of a germaphobe though
Mar 24 2015 2:34PM
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crotchvent
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I prefer to poop in the tub right before I get out and don't let that drain.
Mar 24 2015 2:35PM
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kim_jong_ill
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the amount of bodily fluids that i've released in my shower must be ridiculous...
Mar 24 2015 2:39PM
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onLINE
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I only pee in op's mom's butt.

For real though im a once a day shower pee'r minimum
Mar 24 2015 2:44PM
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theabortionator
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JAHpowI've only done it once. I think it's kinda gross, but I'm somewhat of a germaphobe though


It's sterile, and my shower drain likes the taste.
Mar 24 2015 2:52PM
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wizard_of_aahhhs
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I can't shower without peeing. It just happens every morning even if I pee before going in the shower. I could pee three times before showering and still feel the urge to pee in the shower. Even when showering with a girl and I need to pee, It just happens naturally.
Mar 24 2015 3:31PM
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All_Alpine
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Yes. The solution to pollution is dilution.
Mar 24 2015 3:33PM
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crotchvent
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Foxxy-BangI can't shower without peeing. It just happens every morning even if I pee before going in the shower. I could pee three times before showering and still feel the urge to pee in the shower. Even when showering with a girl and I need to pee, It just happens naturally.


Do you at least pee in their butt when you pee in the shower with girls?
Mar 24 2015 3:40PM
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wizard_of_aahhhs
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crotchventDo you at least pee in their butt when you pee in the shower with girls?

of course, its the only logical place to pee
Mar 24 2015 4:54PM
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Plankton
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28% of newschoolers are liars
Mar 24 2015 5:03PM
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Tinga
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I hate mornings so I sleep as much as I possibly can and then cram everything in right before I leave for work. I don't have time to use the toilet. My record is finishing my shower routine while still peeing.
Mar 24 2015 5:29PM
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Peter.
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i pee in the shower every time
Mar 24 2015 5:32PM
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Tinga
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Peter.i pee in the shower every time


If I remember correctly last time this topic got brought up you said peeing in the shower actually helps clean it out. can you comment on that?

or maybe it was someone else like Malcolm.
Mar 24 2015 5:34PM
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Peter.
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TingaIf I remember correctly last time this topic got brought up you said peeing in the shower actually helps clean it out. can you comment on that?

or maybe it was someone else like Malcolm.


yeah i dont think it was me. i have heard that peeing on your feet in the shower can prevent athlete's foot though.
Mar 24 2015 5:37PM
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theabortionator
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TingaIf I remember correctly last time this topic got brought up you said peeing in the shower actually helps clean it out. can you comment on that?



Solid start to the interview
Mar 24 2015 5:44PM
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last_tango
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Watersports lol
Mar 24 2015 5:45PM
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ryano
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There are two kinds of people in this world:

Those that pee in the shower. And liars.
Mar 24 2015 5:49PM
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JAHpow
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theabortionatorIt's sterile


I know but even that won't convince me to do it. I also don't do it for the fact that I wouldn't want others (roommates) peeing in the shower.

More of a courtesy thing I guess.
Mar 24 2015 5:51PM
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theabortionator
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JAHpowI know but even that won't convince me to do it. I also don't do it for the fact that I wouldn't want others (roommates) peeing in the shower.

More of a courtesy thing I guess.


The thing is, your roommates are already pissing in your shower. If that grosses you out maybe lay down a nice spray of of your own piss before showering to clean or coat anything that's already there.
Mar 24 2015 5:56PM
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fresh_prince
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RedPandaI was having this discussion with some friends a while back and I was amazed at how many people said they don't pee


in her butt

RedPandawith some even being disgusted at the idea. I always thought of it as something that everyone did. I see no reason not to. Maybe I'm just gross though, I'm not sure.
Mar 24 2015 5:57PM
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NPF
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.Hugo.Sometimes, but i usually just pee while im waiting for the water to warm up


sometimes I hold it till the water is warm just so I can pee in the shower.
Mar 24 2015 6:03PM
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Anathema
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Mar 24 2015 6:07PM
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milk_man
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I've been taking baths lately haha


And peeing in the bath is a really bad idea, so no I don't
Mar 24 2015 6:10PM
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yungcigsmoker
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I have to squat down and point my dinger directly at the drain. I can't stand the feeling of pee splashing against my legs. And there is no smell left behind
Mar 24 2015 9:14PM
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Chubz.
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ya
Mar 24 2015 9:16PM
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Thom4s
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Anything with a working drain is fair game to piss into.
Mar 24 2015 9:19PM
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corona
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I didn't realize people felt so strongly about peeing in showers. I feel like an outcast saying this, but I don't. I also get out of a pool to go pee. Maybe I should see a doctor.
Mar 24 2015 9:25PM
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theabortionator
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VinnieFI didn't realize people felt so strongly about peeing in showers. I feel like an outcast saying this, but I don't. I also get out of a pool to go pee. Maybe I should see a doctor.


Do you also spend time hanging up photos of your favorite serial killers and playing with your collection of neighborhood pets you killed and stuffed? That's also not weird at all and super super common.
Mar 24 2015 10:18PM
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soulskier
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I would have to say I'm shower pissing neutral

I'll do it but only when it's convenient and I don't get any pleasure out of it
Mar 24 2015 10:34PM
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notspoicey
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yea
Mar 24 2015 11:06PM
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CheddarJack
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Girls must love it cuz they can do it standing up, no?
Mar 24 2015 11:15PM
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stinky_cheese
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NPFilmsometimes I hold it till the water is warm just so I can pee in the shower.


i do this same thing, there's just something about peeing in the shower that i really like
Mar 25 2015 12:51AM
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NPF
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stinky_petei do this same thing, there's just something about peeing in the shower that i really like


peeing in a wetsuit its pretty much the best when youre cold so you may as well do the same in the morning when you get out of bed #logic
Mar 25 2015 2:31AM
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ianrich511
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Everyone pees in the shower, even my girlfriend pees in the shower. Drain was getting clogged and slow last week, I kept peeing.
Mar 25 2015 8:10AM
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.Rybak.
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kim_jong_illthe amount of bodily fluids that i've released in my shower must be ridiculous...


I could probably fill up multiple bathtubs if not more.
Mar 25 2015 8:15AM
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DayMan
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NPFilmpeeing in a wetsuit its pretty much the best when youre cold so you may as well do the same in the morning when you get out of bed #logic


This is why I don't like using other people's wetsuits. I realized this a few weeks ago when I got a loaner wetsuit from the dive shop I was going scuba diving with. Of course I peed in it, but then I thought of how many other people have peed in it too. I then went and bought my own wetsuit.
Mar 25 2015 8:26AM
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msg
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RedPandaThis is why I don't like using other people's wetsuits. I realized this a few weeks ago when I got a loaner wetsuit from the dive shop I was going scuba diving with. Of course I peed in it, but then I thought of how many other people have peed in it too. I then went and bought my own wetsuit.


Next time, pee before you've even gotten in the water. It makes you feel dangerous

but mostly gross
Mar 25 2015 8:49AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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RedPandaThis is why I don't like using other people's wetsuits. I realized this a few weeks ago when I got a loaner wetsuit from the dive shop I was going scuba diving with. Of course I peed in it, but then I thought of how many other people have peed in it too. I then went and bought my own wetsuit.


haha, I'll pee in rental/not my own wetsuit every opportunity i get. I will not piss in my own wetsuit though because they really start to smell after a while.
Mar 25 2015 8:56AM
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danncphedran
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.Hugo.Sometimes, but i usually just pee while im waiting for the water to warm up


hahahahahhahahhah
Mar 25 2015 4:01PM
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Lé.Skiing
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How to turn peeing in the shower into a good thing. hahahaha

Link: http://www.peoplespharmacy.com/2012/09/27/will-urine-pee-cure-nail-fungus-athletes-foot/
Mar 25 2015 4:18PM
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veng_m
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ch'yea bruh
Mar 25 2015 4:28PM
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