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Official Mountain Hacks Thread

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McRib
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Anyone have any mountain hacks/ cheats???



Mine is whenever I go to my home mountain I bring one quarter and buy a water cup with it, I grab the biggest one then go to the condiment and fill it to the top, walk out, and get a meal of pickles.
Mar 12 2015 9:15AM
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Thom4s
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Stand a foot ahead of everyone else when boarding a fixed speed lift to it hits their legs first and slows down for you.
Mar 12 2015 9:19AM
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a_burger
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Logan_Ghacks

Mar 12 2015 9:39AM
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Lonely
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Say forgot season pass, get free day pass, go give day pass to friend, strap on season pass.
Mar 12 2015 10:03AM
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yungcigsmoker
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Sketchy3sSay forgot season pass, get free day pass, go give day pass to friend, strap on season pass.


Then proceed to get fined 380$ and get banned from the resort for 2 weeks
Mar 12 2015 10:26AM
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corona
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arriving late on busy days park in the ambulance loading zone. it's guaranteed to be free and no one ever gets hurt at ski hills anyways.
Mar 12 2015 10:34AM
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Lonely
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MTNSThen proceed to get fined 380$ and get banned from the resort for 2 weeks


That depends on the mountain. Where I ski they don't care, cuz you only get to do it once.
Mar 12 2015 10:59AM
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Lonely
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Sounds rough. It's a choice.
Mar 12 2015 11:10AM
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Jayslatt
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Ask for a water cup and get pickles
Mar 12 2015 11:21AM
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Jayslatt
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JayslattAsk for a water cup and get pickles


Oh wait you already said that
Mar 12 2015 11:23AM
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Lonely
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Wat^^^^
Mar 12 2015 11:24AM
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OzzyJ
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Pay for food and then ask for a cup as they are grabbing the food so you don't have to pay for a cup. Then fill it up in the employee break room because no one cares.
Mar 12 2015 11:31AM
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Jayslatt
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Sketchy3sWat^^^^


Read what OP said
Mar 12 2015 11:36AM
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Blurst
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Final fountain pop with chilli. Say that its water

FREE FUCKIN' CHILLI
Mar 12 2015 11:37AM
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.CJ.
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Leave all your gear in your car so you never have to forget it.
Mar 12 2015 11:50AM
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steeze_louise
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just walk into the caf a put as much food into your pockets and walk out. works every time
Mar 12 2015 12:16PM
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cheerio
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- singles line
- put mustard/mayo on my sandwich at the hill
Mar 12 2015 1:01PM
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BBurt
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Toe warmer on the back of your phone so the battery doesn't die
Mar 12 2015 1:25PM
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X_ANKILLA
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Never pay for gasoline again. syphon gas from all the parked cars in the parking lot. You can tell if it's premium if it tastes more tangy. Diesel is salty.
Mar 12 2015 1:27PM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
BBurtToe warmer on the back of your phone so the battery doesn't die


I used to film years ago with this super sketchy video camera, on a cold day the battery would die almost instantly like 30 min or less this would have been soooooooo helpful.
Mar 12 2015 1:29PM
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McRib
Posts: 74 - Karma: 1,248
BBurtToe warmer on the back of your phone so the battery doesn't die


Somebody pay this man...
Mar 12 2015 1:32PM
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Salguod
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BBurtToe warmer on the back of your phone so the battery doesn't die


This man is a grade A genius.
Mar 12 2015 2:52PM
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doc_conez
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Get take-away at the cafe and have whatever you want in the box, then when paying only pay for sml fries. They never check the box.
Mar 12 2015 3:18PM
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johnblaze
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since no one liked my steal food from the caff idea last time. Order a double redbull and vodka but ask for the second shot separate and get the rest of the can of redbull. Then add the vodka and redbull as you drink it. This gets you two drinks for the price of one and a half and you don't have to battle the well vodka all at once.
Mar 12 2015 5:58PM
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stinky_cheese
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pack a sandwich and eat it on the lift
Mar 12 2015 8:49PM
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SSchepkowski
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when ordering chicken fingers + fries, eat a couple inside the cafeteria and then when checking out only pay for the half serving

ketchup, hot sauce, pepper, hot water, crackers = free tomato soup

this thread should be stickied
Mar 12 2015 8:50PM
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Slush
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A_Burger

Mar 12 2015 8:51PM
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Lonely
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Twinipz


More or less....this is completely fucking true. But hey
Mar 12 2015 9:07PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
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Summary of this thread, "If it ain't free...steal it"

Bunch of fucking bums in here.
Mar 12 2015 9:20PM
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.CJ.
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Loco-Deer-SlayerSummary of this thread, "If it ain't free...steal it"

Bunch of fucking bums in here.


Would you like to pay $20 for a half assed burger made of cow balls?
Mar 12 2015 9:28PM
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fresh_prince
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JayslattAsk for a water cup and get pickles


ask for water, get pickles, fuck bitches
Mar 12 2015 9:53PM
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Jayslatt
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fresh_princeask for water, get pickles, fuck bitches


And then get laid, get paid, gatorade
Mar 12 2015 10:10PM
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fresh_prince
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JayslattAnd then get laid, get paid, gatorade

new sig
Mar 12 2015 10:13PM
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PoLaRpEaK
Posts: 439 - Karma: 555
.CJ.Would you like to pay $20 for a half assed burger made of cow balls?


How about $2 for a delicious pocket sandwhich I made at home that morning in 5 minutes, and $3 for a few beers I brought.

Sure.
Mar 12 2015 10:15PM
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DrZoidberg
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sudo apt-get install blizzard

Pretty sure that'll bring the snow, but you'll need to do something nice for the to get the password.
Mar 12 2015 11:52PM
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theabortionator
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Fuck this whole bullshit "hack" trend. Jesus fucking christ, you aren't "hacking" life.
Mar 13 2015 12:03AM
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JahLiam
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ask for a cup to fill with pickles, then fill it with water. hurhuehehuhehe free water
Mar 13 2015 12:28AM
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Emma_Watson
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poop in the morning when the toilets are not a shitstorm!!!
Mar 13 2015 12:47AM
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theabortionator
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Emma_Watsonpoop in the morning when the toilets are not a shitstorm!!!


Poop in your pants then rummage through bags for clean clothes.
Mar 13 2015 12:57AM
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Dragonslayer101
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Go to the condiment bar, gets some lettuce, add some dressing of sorts, proceed to make a salad
Mar 13 2015 1:10AM
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marrows
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so hacking=common sense or what. seems so
Mar 13 2015 3:27AM
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Dobber
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BBurtToe warmer on the back of your phone so the battery doesn't die

Mar 13 2015 9:22AM
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Rcorjulo
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Go later in the day midweek, no one ever checks tickets.
Mar 13 2015 9:37AM
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white.powder
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BBurtToe warmer on the back of your phone so the battery doesn't die


My life was a lie until i read this !
Mar 13 2015 9:44AM
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OzzyJ
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Sky.I used to film years ago with this super sketchy video camera, on a cold day the battery would die almost instantly like 30 min or less this would have been soooooooo helpful.


Gopro?
Mar 13 2015 12:01PM
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seward
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ask for meal of pickles.
make cup out of pickles.
fill with water.
Free water.
Mar 13 2015 3:48PM
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marrows
Posts: 399 - Karma: 656
Why is everyone so amazed by the toe warmer phone thing, are you all that slow?

either way keeping your phone in your leg pocket against the warmth of your body is a much cheaper and logical way to stop your phone from dying, unless you use other pockets etc
Mar 13 2015 4:22PM
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taylor_gang
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marrowsWhy is everyone so amazed by the toe warmer phone thing, are you all that slow?

either way keeping your phone in your leg pocket against the warmth of your body is a much cheaper and logical way to stop your phone from dying, unless you use other pockets etc


if your pants aren't skin tight then your phone isn't anywhere near "the warmth of your body"
Mar 13 2015 6:01PM
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fresh_prince
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sewardask for meal of pickles.
make cup out of pickles.
fill with water.


fuck bitches
Mar 13 2015 6:13PM
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mseward
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theabortionatorFuck this whole bullshit "hack" trend. Jesus fucking christ, you aren't "hacking" life.


ns is now buzzfeed.

and on another note who the fuck likes pickles that much
Mar 13 2015 6:21PM
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