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Ron_Jeremyslaying
supercooladinI fucked ur mom, does that count?
Ron_JeremyI fucked a stripper last night and had the time of my life. She was a hot stripper not a greasy one if that matters. If you have a story of you slaying a stripper please share.
MCsugarcatYes even though I don't frequent strip clubs. Stay away from them even the really nic and sweet ones are bad news.
My friend in New Orleans helped me out with some work I had in the south and I didn't know he worked in a strip club (haha this dude was the most successful kid I knew in our early 20s and make like 80k a year right out of college in LA) so afterwards I drove him back to New ORleans and I fell deeply in love with a stripper at 7am in a bar (she wasn't stripping think had just finished or whatevs.) She was hot and I got a hotel room instead of going back to my buddies.
There were NO banks or atms in New Oreans they have dumb ass laws and Wells Fargo and B of A don't have branches so I was rolling with a fuck ton of cash too and was half expecting to have to go Ray Rice on here lol I did some crazy things to keep hiding my huge wad the couple days we spent together when I'd fall asleep.
I had to get to Vegas the following weekend cause some people there owed me money and I had bets to make and tickets to cash and was flying from Memphis not New ORleans. I decided I was going to bring the stripper with me. So we spent that day and night together and drove all the way to Jackson MS befoer teh alcohol and drugs wore off and I had run out of coke and she got fucking annoying and I decided to turn around and bring her back to New Orleans. I drove like a fucking maniac and missed my flight but sweet talked my way onto the one the following morning and munched some ribs and realized how dumb I was.
Moral of the story- don't fuck your business trips up falling in love with strippers even if they don't charge you for sex and are hot us men make bad decisions. Took me a few days to regroup too.Almost lost my ass that weekend tilting off football bets I was drunk as fuck and a parlay of early games with a game that got delayed due to lightning came in for big when I should have lost almost everything.
MCsugarcatYes even though I don't frequent strip clubs. Stay away from them even the really nic and sweet ones are bad news.
My friend in New Orleans helped me out with some work I had in the south and I didn't know he worked in a strip club (haha this dude was the most successful kid I knew in our early 20s and make like 80k a year right out of college in LA) so afterwards I drove him back to New ORleans and I fell deeply in love with a stripper at 7am in a bar (she wasn't stripping think had just finished or whatevs.) She was hot and I got a hotel room instead of going back to my buddies.
There were NO banks or atms in New Oreans they have dumb ass laws and Wells Fargo and B of A don't have branches so I was rolling with a fuck ton of cash too and was half expecting to have to go Ray Rice on here lol I did some crazy things to keep hiding my huge wad the couple days we spent together when I'd fall asleep.
I had to get to Vegas the following weekend cause some people there owed me money and I had bets to make and tickets to cash and was flying from Memphis not New ORleans. I decided I was going to bring the stripper with me. So we spent that day and night together and drove all the way to Jackson MS befoer teh alcohol and drugs wore off and I had run out of coke and she got fucking annoying and I decided to turn around and bring her back to New Orleans. I drove like a fucking maniac and missed my flight but sweet talked my way onto the one the following morning and munched some ribs and realized how dumb I was.
Moral of the story- don't fuck your business trips up falling in love with strippers even if they don't charge you for sex and are hot us men make bad decisions. Took me a few days to regroup too.Almost lost my ass that weekend tilting off football bets I was drunk as fuck and a parlay of early games with a game that got delayed due to lightning came in for big when I should have lost almost everything.
Ron_JeremyGreat story thanks for the share fam
MCsugarcatYes even though I don't frequent strip clubs. Stay away from them even the really nic and sweet ones are bad news.
My friend in New Orleans helped me out with some work I had in the south and I didn't know he worked in a strip club (haha this dude was the most successful kid I knew in our early 20s and make like 80k a year right out of college in LA) so afterwards I drove him back to New ORleans and I fell deeply in love with a stripper at 7am in a bar (she wasn't stripping think had just finished or whatevs.) She was hot and I got a hotel room instead of going back to my buddies.
There were NO banks or atms in New Oreans they have dumb ass laws and Wells Fargo and B of A don't have branches so I was rolling with a fuck ton of cash too and was half expecting to have to go Ray Rice on here lol I did some crazy things to keep hiding my huge wad the couple days we spent together when I'd fall asleep.
I had to get to Vegas the following weekend cause some people there owed me money and I had bets to make and tickets to cash and was flying from Memphis not New ORleans. I decided I was going to bring the stripper with me. So we spent that day and night together and drove all the way to Jackson MS befoer teh alcohol and drugs wore off and I had run out of coke and she got fucking annoying and I decided to turn around and bring her back to New Orleans. I drove like a fucking maniac and missed my flight but sweet talked my way onto the one the following morning and munched some ribs and realized how dumb I was.
Moral of the story- don't fuck your business trips up falling in love with strippers even if they don't charge you for sex and are hot us men make bad decisions. Took me a few days to regroup too.Almost lost my ass that weekend tilting off football bets I was drunk as fuck and a parlay of early games with a game that got delayed due to lightning came in for big when I should have lost almost everything.
ANUSTARThttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/757529/T-Pain---Im-In-Love-With-A-Stripper
MCsugarcatYes even though I don't frequent strip clubs. Stay away from them even the really nic and sweet ones are bad news.
My friend in New Orleans helped me out with some work I had in the south and I didn't know he worked in a strip club (haha this dude was the most successful kid I knew in our early 20s and make like 80k a year right out of college in LA) so afterwards I drove him back to New ORleans and I fell deeply in love with a stripper at 7am in a bar (she wasn't stripping think had just finished or whatevs.) She was hot and I got a hotel room instead of going back to my buddies.
There were NO banks or atms in New Oreans they have dumb ass laws and Wells Fargo and B of A don't have branches so I was rolling with a fuck ton of cash too and was half expecting to have to go Ray Rice on here lol I did some crazy things to keep hiding my huge wad the couple days we spent together when I'd fall asleep.
I had to get to Vegas the following weekend cause some people there owed me money and I had bets to make and tickets to cash and was flying from Memphis not New ORleans. I decided I was going to bring the stripper with me. So we spent that day and night together and drove all the way to Jackson MS befoer teh alcohol and drugs wore off and I had run out of coke and she got fucking annoying and I decided to turn around and bring her back to New Orleans. I drove like a fucking maniac and missed my flight but sweet talked my way onto the one the following morning and munched some ribs and realized how dumb I was.
Moral of the story- don't fuck your business trips up falling in love with strippers even if they don't charge you for sex and are hot us men make bad decisions. Took me a few days to regroup too.Almost lost my ass that weekend tilting off football bets I was drunk as fuck and a parlay of early games with a game that got delayed due to lightning came in for big when I should have lost almost everything.
assatrailzYou really think people are guna read all this
butterslut.i imagine it would be similar to sleeping with any other girl who sexually mature.
killabeesmy buddy eds girl right now is a stripper. hes happy with it. im sure its great.
butterslut.i imagine it would be similar to sleeping with any other girl who sexually mature.
the_armidiloLil Chris has
killabeeshotboy 101: claim about collecting debts (probably drug money) and doing drugs on the internet. good luck getting audited.
my buddy eds girl right now is a stripper. hes happy with it. im sure its great.
MCsugarcatYes even though I don't frequent strip clubs. Stay away from them even the really nic and sweet ones are bad news.
My friend in New Orleans helped me out with some work I had in the south and I didn't know he worked in a strip club (haha this dude was the most successful kid I knew in our early 20s and make like 80k a year right out of college in LA) so afterwards I drove him back to New ORleans and I fell deeply in love with a stripper at 7am in a bar (she wasn't stripping think had just finished or whatevs.) She was hot and I got a hotel room instead of going back to my buddies.
There were NO banks or atms in New Oreans they have dumb ass laws and Wells Fargo and B of A don't have branches so I was rolling with a fuck ton of cash too and was half expecting to have to go Ray Rice on here lol I did some crazy things to keep hiding my huge wad the couple days we spent together when I'd fall asleep.
I had to get to Vegas the following weekend cause some people there owed me money and I had bets to make and tickets to cash and was flying from Memphis not New ORleans. I decided I was going to bring the stripper with me. So we spent that day and night together and drove all the way to Jackson MS befoer teh alcohol and drugs wore off and I had run out of coke and she got fucking annoying and I decided to turn around and bring her back to New Orleans. I drove like a fucking maniac and missed my flight but sweet talked my way onto the one the following morning and munched some ribs and realized how dumb I was.
Moral of the story- don't fuck your business trips up falling in love with strippers even if they don't charge you for sex and are hot us men make bad decisions. Took me a few days to regroup too.Almost lost my ass that weekend tilting off football bets I was drunk as fuck and a parlay of early games with a game that got delayed due to lightning came in for big when I should have lost almost everything.
yunghopperThis most certainly did not happen whatsoever.
MCsugarcatDude why would I lie about a business trip to Mississippi to sell tickets to an Ole Miss football game not really ending well because I fell in love with a stripper at 7am?
ginFUCK OLE MISS
FUCK IT
RusticlesDo you mean sexually mature, or slightly bat shit crazy?
MCsugarcatDude why would I lie about a business trip to Mississippi to sell tickets to an Ole Miss football game not really ending well because I fell in love with a stripper at 7am?
FinkleNever go to Montreal strip clubs especially Club Super Sex.
FinkleNever go to Montreal strip clubs especially Club Super Sex.
butterslut.what are you talking about? strippers are not "bat shit crazy". they just want to make money and doing it with their bodies is pretty damn easy
RusticlesAll strippers may not be bat shit crazy, but I bet some are. And not all bat shit crazy chicks are strippers either, some of them may even come off as normal the first few encounters.
veng_mwhy
butterslut.thanks captain obvious
RusticlesSo wtf was your point then?
butterslut.wtf was YOUR point?
