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wyguy
Posts: 84 - Karma: 768
my one friend is 21 and a virgin. ain't nothing wrong with that (except him missing out on the greatest thing ever, sex) and he just has terrible game and friend zones any girl he actually gets the balls to try to go for because he is, frankly, a pussy and too nice of a kid that he doesn't know the difference between being nice to a girl and trying to lay mack.

so we were at a music festival this summer and we're all super fucked up and somehow start weeding out all these stories from him he has never told us about his sex life (which he keeps super secret)

so this one story he tells us is about how he worked at a restaurant with this smokin hot babe and how she would always give him "the eyes" and how he would give her "the eyes" back... (didn't amount to anything...he's a pussy)

we could not stop laughing and thought it was the funniest thing because
1) its andy
and 2) the term "the eyes" is hysterical

but now i'm always noticing when a girl is givin me "the eyes" and now that is what i refer to it as...

anyone else use/hear that term when when a girl is lookin you up and down and just shouting with her eyes that she wants you inside her?
Jan 29 2015 4:41PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
god damn what the fuck happened to ns. You guys have to deal with this shit on a daily basis?
Jan 29 2015 5:12PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
clive_bixbygod damn what the fuck happened to ns. You guys have to deal with this shit on a daily basis?


Yeah man, we need skiierman back or people to start bashing noobs again.



Hey OP save your stories when you're 80 and still haven't lived yet so you have to resort to your pathetic adolescent days.
Jan 29 2015 5:23PM
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supercooladin
Posts: 197 - Karma: 944
wyguymy one friend


If I were you I would get off NS and try to make some friends. I recommend driving by your local middle school, and inviting in any of the kids who wanna be your friend.
Jan 29 2015 5:25PM
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
supercooladinIf I were you I would get off NS and try to make some friends. I recommend driving by your local middle school, and inviting in any of the kids who wanna be your friend.


That's like the pot calling the kettle black
Jan 29 2015 5:34PM
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assatrailz
Posts: 324 - Karma: 745
You should take your friends virginity
Jan 30 2015 9:16AM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
Jan 30 2015 9:43AM
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Peter.
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bfulmer


this GIF sums up most people's feelings
Jan 30 2015 11:23AM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
This thread sucks, time for gifs to take over

Jan 30 2015 12:38PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
The last time a girl gave me "the eyes", I scooped her eyes out with a spoon and placed them in a clear jar on my mantle.
Jan 30 2015 12:53PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
clive_bixbygod damn what the fuck happened to ns. You guys have to deal with this shit on a daily basis?


Haha so much this. I can't even bring myself to post on NSG anymore because it fucking sucks so badly now. No interesting threads, no funny threads, mods on power trips trying to keep the site "clean," and let's not even mention that the front page has threads that haven't been posted in for almost 24 hours. I used to have to refresh the front page of NSG almost constantly to keep up with the new threads/posts. Now, I can take a quick look, see that it's the same bullshit by the same idiot kids, maybe click a thread or two, and then disappear for another couple weeks without missing anything. At least Ski Gabber and Gear Talk occasionally have some interesting content, but shit. Maybe I'm just getting old.

Oh, and I gave OP's mom "the eyes" last night.
Jan 30 2015 2:43PM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
.AR6rider.Oh, and I gave OP's mom "the eyes" last night.


No... nobody misses this
Jan 30 2015 11:29PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36696 - Karma: 110,720
fuck off. please. just fuck off into the universe, OP.
Jan 30 2015 11:39PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
E__Yeah man, we need skiierman back or people to start bashing noobs again.



Hey OP save your stories when you're 80 and still haven't lived yet so you have to resort to your pathetic adolescent days.


Noob bashing is frowned upon on NS now. Its pretty lame. I havent really bashed any noobs in months. I do get threatened with permabans pretty regularly though so thats neat.
Jan 31 2015 2:14AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
El_Barto.Noob bashing is frowned upon on NS now. Its pretty lame.


So weak eh?
Jan 31 2015 6:59AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
El_Barto.Noob bashing is frowned upon on NS now. Its pretty lame. I havent really bashed any noobs in months. I do get threatened with permabans pretty regularly though so thats neat.


its a good thing we have all these new mods to stop you from hurting kid's feelings on the internet.
Jan 31 2015 7:45AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
lets play make random pinkames mods!



also, shes not "from" Montana. No one who got there 2 years ago is allowed to claim to be a local.
Jan 31 2015 7:52AM
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