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SKIING LIMERICKS

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powabunga
Posts: 168 - Karma: 1,705
CHALLENGE: Write your own skiing limerick, +K for all attempts, though must follow the proper rhyming pattern and start with 'There once..' (dont fuck this up Brett_Fischer)

Ill start-

There once was a dude named THalls
Who had the most gnarliest of falls
His ankles went snap,
When he fucked up chads gap,
Now he dont ski much park at all.

There once was a crew from the Hood,
All summer they'd camp in the woods,
They'd drop loads of cliffs
And smoke all the spliffs,
And party with girls in the nude.
Dec 3 2014 2:01PM
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percs
Posts: 2230 - Karma: 5,791
"My dad only has 5 mil"
That is what I said on the hill
As I punched RMU
I had no clue
That his daddy drove a lambo
Dec 4 2014 2:04AM
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percs
Posts: 2230 - Karma: 5,791
There once was a hill called COC
A number of fights it did see
Rich Canadian folk
Just a bunch of blokes
Arguing about there daddy's money
Dec 4 2014 2:11AM
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percs
Posts: 2230 - Karma: 5,791
There once was a guy named Keith
His posts they came in threes
As downvotes ensued
All he could do
Was ask Bishop to delete
Dec 4 2014 2:22AM
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hank.ski
Posts: 1113 - Karma: 3,576
Like half of you don't know what the fuck a limerick is apparently...go back to middle school.

I once dreamt of a whole squad of moles
who put tobacco in their bowls
they piff'd all of summit
who else would have done it?
But the hoodrats that ski without poles.
Dec 4 2014 2:27AM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
A young man named tanner dropped in
To the gap that chad christened
He went for switch 9
O'er the remnants of a mine
That's how his ankles were broken
Dec 4 2014 3:14AM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,399
There once was a man called McVeigh
Who's buddies had named him McSlay
He's known for his butter
Considered a nutter
The control of his skis is cray-cray
Dec 4 2014 8:24AM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
I am a skier on the east coast
Vertical is not what my hill can boast
I must master the rails
Because there aren't many trails
In terms of pow, the east does not have the most
Dec 4 2014 9:12AM
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Julius_Steezer
Posts: 776 - Karma: 4,527
There once was a skier called Phil
And his urban rail game, it was ill
Had effortless steeze
T-shirts down to his knees
And his show with his mate was quite chill

There once was a man, bobby brown
His legend spread far out of town
His slope game was money
Though he crashed out in sochi
And he's after an x games gold crown
Dec 4 2014 9:23AM
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wyguy
Posts: 84 - Karma: 768
There once was a sad young man
Oh how he wished he could hop in a van
To go shred the mountains
And jib over fountains
But oh how broke he is
Dec 4 2014 9:48AM
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 455 - Karma: 569
There once was a legend, Glen Plake.
Only the raddest chutes he would take
His hair do stood tall, he never would fall
and hes probably cooler than T-Wall.
Dec 4 2014 12:40PM
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ilikefood
Posts: 391 - Karma: 769
In skiing it's hard to get paid,
On NS it's hard to get laid
Unless you are spinning
so much that you're winning,
Then you'll have a biddy tirade.

Tom Wallisch does tricks the air,
Too bad he has so little hair.
I thought T was sick
'Till his latest ski flick
Where he took off his hat and 'twas glare.
Dec 4 2014 1:15PM
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ilikefood
Posts: 391 - Karma: 769
"The Gospel of Eheath According to ILIKEFOOD"



A lovely young youth named Eheath
Was born and raised on the streets.
Once given a camera
He filmed spin-a-ramas
And now he can feed him self treats.

This is not the end of the story,
Eheath's life will be come far more hoary.
Now called pussyfooter,
With rising blood sugar,
He cant see his own morning glory.

But Eheath will one day strike back,
His prophesy tell us this fact.
He used to do tricks
and could spin off for six,
So be nice for day he attacks.
Dec 4 2014 1:45PM
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brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,837
There once was man named mcconkey
his skill was so good it was wonky
no one like him could shred
we miss him cause hes dead
compared to him yes we're all skiing donkeys
Dec 4 2014 2:31PM
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percs
Posts: 2230 - Karma: 5,791
There once was a van full of dudes
Between their toes fungus grew
Will Andy LJ
Skied across USA
They were called the TC crew
Feb 24 2015 11:28AM
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