We had a facebook page dedicated to one of my friends sayings. He made us delete it a few weeks ago though since hes applying for jobs. Wish I had a better memory
I'm an asshole
"I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world." - MotorCity Madman
"Hillary, you might wanna ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch" - Ted Nugent waving 2 machine guns
My friend was going through nudes he recieved on his phone. This pic popped up of a girl in a spread eagle position with a close up on her ham wallet. My friend then just says "wouldn't it be great to just dump some chili in there and scarf it down". Weirdest thing I've ever heard anyone say but I was pissing myself.
SIP J.P, Sarah, Warnick, C.R., Shane, and all those lost.
i a i little park rat i don't ski pow beside slush-Brett_Fisher