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Passing Time on the Lift

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balzach
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,616
With the season coming in a month i want to know what everyone does for the 5-15 minute lift rides we all have to endure. Whether it be talk with the homies to check newschoolers let me know.
Nov 2 2014 4:23PM
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Old-schooler.
Posts: 120 - Karma: 971
see if I can grab stuff people dropped into the trees with my ski pole, then lose my ski pole and when I try to get it back I fall and break the candy cane in my pocket... and maybe a few bones
Nov 3 2014 9:51AM
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toastyteenagers
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Shoot heroin
Nov 3 2014 9:55AM
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Lavieille
Posts: 814 - Karma: 318
Got a blowjob on a lift once /claim but yeah mostly just listen to music.
Nov 3 2014 10:06AM
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toastyteenagers
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moeskibum23Got a blowjob on a lift once /claim but yeah mostly just listen to music.


/claim
Nov 3 2014 10:07AM
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Matt5838
Posts: 321 - Karma: 335
Scoop snow off skis, make snowball and throw at really bad grown men skiiers
Nov 3 2014 10:14AM
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YUNG_milksteAk
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 4,328
Hit on girls only to find out that they are just Goggle Hot®
Nov 3 2014 10:59AM
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mr-mcsteeze
Posts: 487 - Karma: 1,104
Dragonslayer101Hit on 15 year olds (not on purpose of course) and lecture the kiddos on our lord and savior satan


hows 8th grade going for ya
Nov 3 2014 11:18AM
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gerberfoods
Posts: 23 - Karma: 27
rat on gapers
Nov 3 2014 11:37AM
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BlakeLively
Posts: 663 - Karma: 656
play some harmonica josh bibby style
Nov 3 2014 11:45AM
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L0gic
Posts: 576 - Karma: 2,290
I should write this stuff down, good shit
Nov 3 2014 11:55AM
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GarrettColeman
Posts: 136 - Karma: 960
Check my CoC
Nov 3 2014 12:01PM
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JayRich
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Carinthiasee how long it takes to pop my skis off by banging them together


Nov 3 2014 12:24PM
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thesatanist
Posts: 413 - Karma: 1,760
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Yes
Nov 3 2014 1:34PM
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e.littt
Posts: 414 - Karma: 2,348
Usually I try to beatbox to whatever music I'm listening too. But I'm pretty awful at it so my friends tell me to shut up and we just talk instead.
Nov 3 2014 4:34PM
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histonskiah
Posts: 467 - Karma: 1,834
Yell "you dropped your pocket" at gapers
Nov 3 2014 6:47PM
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APunx176
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WrensSolidsPlay would you rather, marry murder make out, or eating saltines crackers that we steal from the lodges.


It's called fuck/marry/kill where I come from.

Also I usually spend the lift ride trying to convince my friend to do a trick that he's scared of lol
Nov 3 2014 6:52PM
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Goku
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Make up sick raps

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/814698/Jay--amp--Silent-Bob-Strike-Back---Jay--39-s-Rap--HD-
Nov 3 2014 6:53PM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
well zach u prolly will text in our group chat w elena
Nov 3 2014 7:09PM
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balzach
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,616
ginwell zach u prolly will text in our group chat w elena


truuuuuuuuuuuuuu gin
Nov 3 2014 7:17PM
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veng_m
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madeinamericaShe plays on our high school football team. She's the provide for the family type of woman...


uhh sorry man
nvm
Nov 3 2014 7:24PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
Mostly shorter lifts here. So I just have 3 or 4 beers.
Nov 3 2014 7:39PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
Shout "NO BAR CHALLENGE" and continue wooping for the entire lift ride
Nov 3 2014 9:04PM
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413Crew
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I like to take a shit on the chair and leave it for the next people
Nov 3 2014 9:18PM
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JRUNN18
Posts: 287 - Karma: 98
not check ns lol probably thinking of sit to try like molly or weed
Nov 3 2014 10:06PM
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JRUNN18
Posts: 287 - Karma: 98
not check ns lol probably thinking of sit to try like molly or weed
Nov 3 2014 10:27PM
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hikemoward
Posts: 65 - Karma: 276
learn a foreign language
Nov 3 2014 10:40PM
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Shredsterr
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GarrettColemanCheck my CoC


We should make an NS clan
Nov 3 2014 10:51PM
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Bum.Life
Posts: 507 - Karma: 2,608
Shart in my new saga pants
Nov 3 2014 11:29PM
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MAMERON
Posts: 160 - Karma: 270
inject the marijewannas into my penis hole
Nov 4 2014 12:21AM
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Dragonslayer101
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mr-mcsteezehows 8th grade going for ya


Fucking great! old enough to bleed, old enough to breed as I always say
Nov 4 2014 12:22AM
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McLS
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ShredsterrI have a flute I keep in my anus that I get out and play on the lift.


with friends: Pretend to be pros by saying you still can't land that triple, speak in a unexacting language to mindfuck people around, throw snow at people, try to find all the types of skiers (gaper, racer, instructor...etc)

Alone: visualise my next line like 20 times, listen to music, get hyped, smoke
Nov 4 2014 6:47AM
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balzach
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,616
BBurtShout "NO BAR CHALLENGE" and continue wooping for the entire lift ride


theres no bars at my mountain so im deff gonna try this
Nov 4 2014 10:23AM
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brotherdad
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On the gondola at my local mountain, I like to give fake tours to tourists as we pass certain things.

ex: *Point at top of men's downhill course* "That's where the bobsled race scene was filmed for the movie Cool Runnings."
Nov 4 2014 10:50AM
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RubberSoul
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just a little pro tip for some of you: the whole "be loud and weird" thing is obnoxious
Nov 4 2014 1:04PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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Generally I just try to hold my piss in for just one more run. does it work? Sometimes.
Nov 4 2014 3:51PM
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L0gan
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bark at people
Nov 4 2014 5:44PM
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Lurkerlou
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Silently judge people and make fun of gapers with the homies
Nov 4 2014 5:51PM
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Lus146
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Nov 4 2014 6:49PM
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alexissefb
Posts: 89 - Karma: 106
talk watch and masturbate mmmh or not
Nov 4 2014 7:03PM
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balzach
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,616
anyone ever pissed off the lift?
Nov 4 2014 9:12PM
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Shredsterr
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balzachanyone ever pissed off the lift?


I don't think it's possible to make a chair lift angry, as it is an inanimate object.
Nov 4 2014 11:40PM
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balzach
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,616
ShredsterrI don't think it's possible to make a chair lift angry, as it is an inanimate object.


tru
Nov 5 2014 1:01AM
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Paul.
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balzachanyone ever pissed off the lift?


I have urinated off the lift twice.
Nov 5 2014 1:09AM
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balzach
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,616
Paul.I have urinated off the lift twice.


hey paul
Nov 5 2014 1:34AM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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JRUNN18not check ns lol probably thinking of sit to try like molly or weed


wut
Nov 5 2014 1:55AM
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perpledrank
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Piss in my goggles.
Nov 5 2014 7:23AM
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littlelyonsman
Posts: 181 - Karma: 365
I like to tell people I'm afraid of heights and then start yelling randomly... or I just put my goggles down and stare at them. The "who can yell obscenities louder" game if fun too!
Nov 5 2014 8:25AM
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Ron_Jeremy
Posts: 63 - Karma: 875
shotgun some nattys
Nov 5 2014 8:29AM
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JahLiam
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JTCasper540douche bag


you should have shot a rod
Nov 5 2014 8:36AM
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balzach
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,616
lattezooPiss in my goggles.


bet thats gr8 for fog
Nov 5 2014 5:53PM
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