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270on420out
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My school is trying to make me cut my hair. It's not that long but they are insisting I do so anyway. Some of the teachers are threatening to give me multiple detentions if I don't. What should i do.
Sep 17 2014 10:05PM
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Aidan-G
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Shave a dick into it. Technically you cut your hair
Sep 17 2014 10:06PM
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Shredsterr
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Cut your hair, but make it a swastika, and then get expelled, and grow your hair out again because you don't have any teachers to tell you what to do
Sep 17 2014 10:09PM
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gapersarefriends
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Man bun
Sep 17 2014 10:09PM
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270on420out
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gapersarefriendsMan bun


Tried this today and my fresh-out-of-college, powertrip, english teacher lost his shit saying that I'm: "a smart alike little punk, who should stop looking for loopholes, and just cut his hair.
Sep 17 2014 10:18PM
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THEE_wizard
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grow a long ass beard and keep your head shaved
Sep 17 2014 10:19PM
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gapersarefriends
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OREOPRAHTried this today and my fresh-out-of-college, powertrip, english teacher lost his shit saying that I'm: "a smart alike little punk, who should stop looking for loopholes, and just cut his hair.


don't go to private school
Sep 17 2014 10:20PM
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.FRY.
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shave yourself bald. also shave your eyebrows. it would be dope.
Sep 17 2014 10:21PM
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Z-PAULY.
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OREOPRAHTried this today and my fresh-out-of-college, powertrip, english teacher lost his shit saying that I'm: "a smart alike little punk, who should stop looking for loopholes, and just cut his hair.


fuck his girlfriend and then lets see who's telling who what to do
Sep 17 2014 10:21PM
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ZeMagnificentKev
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1. Don't cut it
2. Raise a big hoopla about, call the media up
3. Sue school
=profit

Cause seriously if this is real that's beyond retarded, get a new quiver out of it
Sep 17 2014 10:23PM
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soulskier
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Take a bic to it, that'll show 'em
Sep 17 2014 10:23PM
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270on420out
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soulskierTake a bic to it, that'll show 'em




Dont know what this will do but i'll take your word for it.
Sep 17 2014 10:29PM
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iFlip
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I recommend you cut your hair. School is much more important long-term than long hair. Just cut it. Trust me, it doesn't matter at all to have long hair. I guarantee no one will think less of you if you cut it and you will almost certainly look better.
Sep 17 2014 10:55PM
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ZeMagnificentKev
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iFlipI recommend you cut your hair. School is much more important long-term than long hair. Just cut it. Trust me, it doesn't matter at all to have long hair. I guarantee no one will think less of you if you cut it and you will almost certainly look better.


OK ya that would probably be the best plan, but I just can't get over why they would make him cut his hair. This is almost more ridiculous then getting suspended for poptart guns and high fives. This story sounds like it takes place 40 years ago
Sep 17 2014 11:20PM
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*SID*
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Cut your hair you damn hippie.
Sep 17 2014 11:23PM
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Wampire
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shave ur head, and ur pubes.
glue the pubes on ur head
Sep 17 2014 11:24PM
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JuliusJ
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Sounds like a private school, they can enforce it if they really want to unfortunately.
Sep 17 2014 11:28PM
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cool_name
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#longhairschoolcares
Sep 17 2014 11:32PM
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HamFaceGirl
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iFlipI recommend you cut your hair. School is much more important long-term than long hair. Just cut it. Trust me, it doesn't matter at all to have long hair. I guarantee no one will think less of you if you cut it and you will almost certainly look better.


don't do this.
Grow it out
don't let the man bring you down
yolo
hamface out
Sep 17 2014 11:32PM
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milk_man
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Die your hair pink and don't cut it
Sep 17 2014 11:32PM
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milk_man
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Or just say that you're gay and threaten to file a lawsuit
Sep 17 2014 11:33PM
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SamtheEagle
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ask them where in the student handbook it says you have to have a certain length hair. If it does say it somewhere then cave. If it does not then tell them they do not have legal grounds for detention. You could also sue over 1st amendment rights saying it is a form of expression and since it isnt damaging a public school should have no right to violate it (public schools can violate most of your rights but you could have an argument for this).
Sep 18 2014 3:28AM
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Mingg
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Don't cut it. Fuck that shit. They can't make you and if they can then that's retarded.
Sep 18 2014 8:10AM
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-benedetto
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Are you being serious?
Private school?
Are girls allowed to have long hair? Hair should be gender neutral.
If it's a private school, well sorry to hear I guess.
Rebelling starts here.
Sep 18 2014 8:20AM
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cool_name
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SamtheEagleask them where in the student handbook it says you have to have a certain length hair. If it does say it somewhere then cave. If it does not then tell them they do not have legal grounds for detention. You could also sue over 1st amendment rights saying it is a form of expression and since it isnt damaging a public school should have no right to violate it (public schools can violate most of your rights but you could have an argument for this).


it almost certainly is
Sep 18 2014 10:25AM
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