Ugliest Topsheets

elm. · 2014-09-10 15:11:47

Title says it all. Post pics of your least favorite topsheet.

yungcigsmoker

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May 15 2015 10:01PM

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hot_ham

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Been thinking about this thread.. I'd buy a ski like the j skis cat one simply because of how ugly it is. it's gone a full loop from cool to ugly bacj to cool again just cos it's so damn ugly. I think companies need to just put more creativity into their topsheets and bases thrn it won't matterhow ugly they are, they can pass it off as art anyway!

May 16 2015 12:49PM

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No idea why they went with that graphic, especially when they probably had one of the nicest topsheets of all time the year before.

YUP, worst of all time ever, I even had a pair and they weren't awful skis. But HOLY SHIT was that ever the worst graffic. What the fuck were they thinking? How far did that graphic go through in the chain of command at Salomon to get approved? DID SOMEONE ACTUALLY GET PAID REAL MONEY TO DRAW THAT!?!?! WOOF! WOOF!!!!! GET IT?!?! I'M A DOG WITH MOTHERFUCKING SHARK FINS FOR LIMBS!!!!!!

May 16 2015 2:12PM

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hot_hamBeen thinking about this thread.. I'd buy a ski like the j skis cat one simply because of how ugly it is. it's gone a full loop from cool to ugly bacj to cool again just cos it's so damn ugly. I think companies need to just put more creativity into their topsheets and bases thrn it won't matterhow ugly they are, they can pass it off as art anyway!

your name tho

May 16 2015 2:13PM

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tdollo

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mixed feelings about these. too bright i think

May 17 2015 11:44PM

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Mastermind and Traveling Circus models have always been ugly imo

May 18 2015 1:56AM

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Bum.LifeHonestly, K2 could have done way better on the Powabunga top sheet

like not get rid of the hellbent series

May 18 2015 2:53AM

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Pat.t

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Not a single on3p ski on this thread, that's sayin something

May 18 2015 12:10PM

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Zurg

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notorious_slugNot a single on3p ski on this thread, that's sayin something

Sorry :)

May 20 2015 11:15PM

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caucasian_chad

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Any race ski ever.

May 21 2015 2:00AM

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ObeseBunnyAnything J-skis makes.

Yeah! Most, not all of it though.

May 21 2015 2:26AM

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ObeseBunnyAnything J-skis makes.

-64 downvotes. I think that's a personal record, and I still stand by what I said.

May 21 2015 2:59PM

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JAHpowI wish ON3P would do another ugliest top sheet competition

lol yeah my homie jake won that one year it was a super harry guy with his hands down his pants, I might have a picture

May 21 2015 6:08PM

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ON3P Tranny Slammers are just vulgar, good skis though

May 21 2015 7:27PM

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notorious_slugNot a single on3p ski on this thread, that's sayin something

We have an ugliest topsheet contest winner on page 1, you are wrong sir.

May 21 2015 9:10PM

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ghosthop

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so subjective, I like half of the topsheets posted, especially those ^^jmos

May 21 2015 10:51PM

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Bump

http://www.jibij.com/products/armada-ar7-skis-2015?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=googlepla&variant=5643152513&gclid=COm8pfnYzMkCFccYHwodbe4Czg

Dec 8 2015 11:35AM

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Zimmy

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In my view, Whitedot's have always looked ghastly: topsheets, bases and the shapes themselves.

I don't know how they ski though, but it's not a good start.

Dec 8 2015 12:12PM

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bait

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if you ski at Jay Peak, then you know what these mean

Dec 8 2015 12:15PM

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ObeseBunnyAnything J-skis makes.

Roasted

Dec 8 2015 12:22PM

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i have these weird tree things

Dec 8 2015 12:29PM

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ghosthopso subjective, I like half of the topsheets posted, especially those ^^jmos

I only hate the cowboy on the bottom. The others are just ok. At least they look clean.

Dec 8 2015 10:00PM

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Deforestation

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williamelliott1if you ski at Jay Peak, then you know what these mean

I ski at Jay and have 0 fucking clue

Dec 8 2015 11:32PM

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jeremyo13

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Line anthems from maybe 6 yrs ago. Lots of purple, with pink lightning and some razor blades. Super fun ski, but rather hideous

Dec 9 2015 9:45AM

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Isis_rocksI ski at Jay and have 0 fucking clue

its the rental ski that jay offers. if u see someone skiing on them, u dip, bc theyre a gaper

Dec 9 2015 10:07AM

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williamelliott1its the rental ski that jay offers. if u see someone skiing on them, u dip, bc theyre a gaper

That makes sense, guess I never noticed

Dec 9 2015 10:08AM

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.lenconWell yes I would, but I still find the twisters to be very unappealing.

Price point ski? They are almost $600. ON3P sells skis for $600 I would call them pricepoint. I think a true pricepoint skis would be line skis.

or surface park blanks

Dec 9 2015 1:48PM

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BrennenMi really liked the moment vice graphics from two years ago and i ski last years, but I'm really not a fan of the graphics on this years. . . .it just looks too cluttered

im riding them right now with fks

Dec 9 2015 1:52PM

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DYCO

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I have them and let me tell you they look 100 times better in person. Still not in love with the bases tho

**This post was edited on Nov 24th 2018 at 11:22:39am

Dec 9 2015 4:15PM

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.otto.

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almost every single ski... honestly skiers suck at making good graphics

Dec 9 2015 4:59PM

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addie.

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saskskierDynastar Trouble Makers (these are the worst, but really any generation)

this looks like a nickleback album cover

Dec 9 2015 9:41PM

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Dec 9 2015 10:04PM

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.otto.almost every single ski... honestly skiers suck at making good graphics

then make your own

Dec 9 2015 10:08PM

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addie.this looks like a nickleback album cover

nearly sprayed my mac in beer when i laughed at this.... well done haha

Dec 9 2015 11:05PM

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addie.this looks like a nickleback album cover

Amazing... Hats off to you for the best possible response.

Dec 10 2015 12:01AM

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.otto.

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jellomellowthen make your own

I Do..

Dec 10 2015 8:04AM

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how has no one said these?

Dec 10 2015 11:06AM

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FUUUCKYUP, worst of all time ever, I even had a pair and they weren't awful skis. But HOLY SHIT was that ever the worst graffic. What the fuck were they thinking? How far did that graphic go through in the chain of command at Salomon to get approved? DID SOMEONE ACTUALLY GET PAID REAL MONEY TO DRAW THAT!?!?! WOOF! WOOF!!!!! GET IT?!?! I'M A DOG WITH MOTHERFUCKING SHARK FINS FOR LIMBS!!!!!!

They're laughably bad. What is with the "This is the road I took?" Do you have any insight? You probably have an interesting thing to say, after hours of having them in your face while going up the lift.

Dec 15 2015 1:14AM

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