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PKchu
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Does anybody else run into the problem of finding who you think is a pretty attractive girl on the hill, only to realize once she takes off the goggles... She's not quite what you expected.
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Sep 1 2014 2:16AM
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APunx176
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Yeah that happened to me last year. I was talking to this snowboarder chick for a while but then she took off her goggles and I was like "shit". That's ok though, I wasn't mad
Sep 1 2014 2:19AM
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theabortionator
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I was talking to this one hot skier girl but then she took off her goggles and I realized it was a dude.


Hawkward
Sep 1 2014 2:27AM
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hosmejo
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Riding down the park and looked up at the chairlift to see my friends with this girl in a red jacket. Went back up to the park on the lift and when I caught up to them I realized from the long hair it was a girl. Took off my skis and was walking to her when she took off her goggles and it was my ex taking her first visit to the hill that day.
Sep 1 2014 3:29AM
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grant.
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I said yes because you didn't have a devastating option
Sep 1 2014 12:21PM
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toastyteenagers
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I thought this thread was about when your goggles get hot and fog up.
Sep 1 2014 12:24PM
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kim_jong_ill
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Last spring break I was at alyeska for a trip and I met this decent looking snowboarder in the park. However once we got talking she took off her goggles and 1. She was really hot 2. She was actually a skier and 3. She borrowed my phone to get ahold of her missing friends. If you have a ns account you should get ahold of me.
Sep 1 2014 12:31PM
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skiersupreme
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i see this with skier girls on instagram all the time.
Sep 1 2014 12:42PM
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Mingg
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I've met so many guys that are fuckable with goggles on, and then friendzoned as soon as they come off. Such a disappointment.
Sep 1 2014 12:46PM
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PKchu
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MinggI've met so many guys that are fuckable with goggles on, and then friendzoned as soon as they come off. Such a disappointment.


Imagine the disappointment those guys feel...
Sep 1 2014 12:47PM
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Dragonslayer101
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I was riding a quad with my friend on the left and 2 random girls on my right. I asked the girl to my right if she was a pirate what shoulder she would put her parrot on, assuming she was 19ish I proceeded to put my arm around her, she then said she was 15. I was devastated
Sep 1 2014 1:08PM
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LastChairMedia
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Dragonslayer101I was riding a quad with my friend on the left and 2 random girls on my right. I asked the girl to my right if she was a pirate what shoulder she would put her parrot on, assuming she was 19ish I proceeded to put my arm around her, she then said she was 15. I was devastated


That's seriously awkward.
Sep 1 2014 1:19PM
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.FRY.
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RailersailerI thought this thread was about when your goggles get hot and fog up.


you would think that you fucking nazi
Sep 1 2014 1:22PM
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SFB
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RailersailerI thought this thread was about when your goggles get hot and fog up.


i have this problem a lot
Sep 1 2014 1:30PM
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elm.
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i think it's more important that you can't distinguish their age.
Sep 1 2014 1:52PM
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LOLZfajitas
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Dragonslayer101I was riding a quad with my friend on the left and 2 random girls on my right. I asked the girl to my right if she was a pirate what shoulder she would put her parrot on, assuming she was 19ish I proceeded to put my arm around her, she then said she was 15. I was devastated


cant hate on the approach tho, shoulda taken one for the team pussy
Sep 1 2014 2:01PM
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Bum.Life
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In highschool I did a ski camp that wend on every weekend during the winter. The first week there was this super hot girl in my group, but I never talked to her. The next week she started talking to me and asked if I wanted to ditch to group and duck some ropes. I got super stoked so we ditched and skied some sick pow and then we met back up with everyone for lunch. When she took off her goggles it was a different girl from than the one from the first week. She said she got her friend to fill in for her the first week. So sad.
Sep 1 2014 2:11PM
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TotallyTrevor
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I like how the title of this thread is "Goggle Hot"
Sep 1 2014 2:28PM
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toastyteenagers
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SFBi have this problem a lot


It got to a point where I just wear my prescription sunglasses
Sep 1 2014 2:44PM
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milliescott
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I'm going to ski with a stick on beard from now on, wouldn't want to be getting any hopes up
Sep 1 2014 3:13PM
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Noha
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Yeah it happens in Collin Collin's seggys all the time for me...
Sep 1 2014 3:17PM
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notspoicey
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MinggI've met so many guys that are fuckable with goggles on, and then friendzoned as soon as they come off. Such a disappointment.


-every pinkname
Sep 1 2014 4:42PM
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macavity
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same thing happens with girls who wear huge sunglasses during the summer.. it's a mood killer for sure.
Sep 1 2014 5:10PM
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Mingg
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gin-every pinkname


Glad we can all agree
Sep 1 2014 5:11PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Been there lol. I asked to ride up with a girl on a colder day last year at Afton. Halfway up when we took down our face masks, I realized she was considerably younger than I thought.

Long story short, I told her stay in school and wished her luck on her driving test..
Sep 1 2014 5:20PM
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taj.
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ie: biddie glasses

Sep 1 2014 5:27PM
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ModMommy
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I relate to this so much it's painful.
Example: my last boyfriend
Sep 1 2014 6:16PM
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theabortionator
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RailersailerI thought this thread was about when your goggles get hot and fog up.


SFBi have this problem a lot


RailersailerIt got to a point where I just wear my prescription sunglasses


Pop your lens out in the top center to vent. That's all you need to do. If you're hiking in the spring you can pop them a little more but it works wonders.

Also make sure you don't have a bunch of hair chilling under them. And if you don't want them to fog keep them on. IF you toss them on your forehead for the hike up they'll probably fog to shit.

Seriously, just pop the center of your goggles open on top and you're basically good to go or at least wayyyyy better off.

Sunglasses aren't a bad way to roll if the weathers nice though. I rock mine all the time in the spring, no foggage or goggle tan.
Sep 1 2014 6:46PM
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Wampire
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I rode up on a lift with this bangin girl next to me. when she took her goggles off to clean them I realized she was just 8 years old.

we still hooked up
Sep 1 2014 7:17PM
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BBurt
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Pop your lens out in the top center to vent. [/quote]

This is absolute genius. Why I have never thought of this I do not know.
Sep 1 2014 7:39PM
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matthewisme
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Whoever thought meeting girls on a ski lift was a legitimate good idea was blind
Sep 1 2014 8:57PM
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Wampire
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matthewismeWhoever thought meeting girls on a ski lift was a legitimate good idea was blind


why dont you tell that to my gf. she's asleep right now tho she has her first day of 3rd grade tomorrow
Sep 1 2014 9:01PM
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JGWI
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Or when she takes off her goggles and turns out to be a dude in pink cloths.

Truly devastating
Sep 1 2014 9:02PM
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matthewisme
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Wampirewhy dont you tell that to my gf. she's asleep right now tho she has her first day of 3rd grade tomorrow


Awwww shoot, I snag corrected
Sep 1 2014 9:10PM
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theabortionator
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BBurtPop your lens out in the top center to vent.

This is absolute genius. Why I have never thought of this I do not know.


Try it our man, it works wonders. I wouldn't be able to get any work done without it. Take your goggles off and you can't see shit cause of the glare but if you have them on they fog to shit and you can't see anyway.

Pop them lenses and the world makes sense again
Sep 1 2014 9:25PM
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The referenced post has been removed.



Tell me all about your Harvard days, in other news this thread is too on the mark.
Sep 1 2014 11:15PM
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Every26
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theabortionatorI was talking to this one hot skier girl but then she took off her goggles and I realized it was a dude.


Hawkward

lmfao!!!! haha, I died when I saw this!
Sep 1 2014 11:25PM
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p-fo
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MinggI've met so many guys that are fuckable with goggles on, and then friendzoned as soon as they come off. Such a disappointment.


I actually become much more fuckable when the goggles come up.
Sep 1 2014 11:33PM
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Bensun
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When I broke my collar bone a ski patroller came down to help me out and she happened to be blonde (My fav) and have big tits (also a plus). I was stoked and tried to be macho af.

So I was trying to be nonchalant and get up but as i did so I heard a crackle of pops as all of my shattered bones rubbed against each other. I tried not to scream as got on and off the chair lift holding my skis. After a bumpy ass ride to the main medical center I finally got to see her face only to realize she was pretty meh and the mental stabiity of a four year old. dreams shattered
Sep 1 2014 11:44PM
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Mingg
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p-foI actually become much more fuckable when the goggles come up.


Hit me up bby:*
Sep 1 2014 11:44PM
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toastyteenagers
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theabortionatorPop your lens out in the top center to vent. That's all you need to do. If you're hiking in the spring you can pop them a little more but it works wonders.

Also make sure you don't have a bunch of hair chilling under them. And if you don't want them to fog keep them on. IF you toss them on your forehead for the hike up they'll probably fog to shit.

Seriously, just pop the center of your goggles open on top and you're basically good to go or at least wayyyyy better off.

Sunglasses aren't a bad way to roll if the weathers nice though. I rock mine all the time in the spring, no foggage or goggle tan.

too bad im blind without my glasses
Sep 2 2014 12:23AM
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YUNG_milksteAk
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Solution. Ski drunk so every girl is a 10.
Sep 2 2014 12:30AM
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elcoach
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And all the outwear too sometimes a little fat ahhahah
Sep 2 2014 1:04AM
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riley_
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yeah thats what makes it fun. its a mystery. sometimes you don't know what hides behind the goggles before its too late
Sep 2 2014 1:25AM
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theabortionator
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YUNG_milksteAkSolution. Ski drunk so every girl is a 10.


Just buy a ski patrol jacket, look for injured girls. Pretend to give medical aid


then


Sep 2 2014 1:32AM
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skier58284
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Yes, this has happened to me many times.

Quality thread title.
Sep 2 2014 1:41AM
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skier58284
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theabortionatorSunglasses aren't a bad way to roll if the weathers nice though. I rock mine all the time in the spring, no foggage or goggle tan.


>implying goggle tan is not a sign of honour to be worn with pride
You disappoint me.
Sep 2 2014 1:47AM
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ModMommy
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Sh4dow>implying goggle tan is not a sign of honour to be worn with pride
You disappoint me.


Goggle tans are wicked hot.
Sep 2 2014 1:58AM
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skier58284
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immasGoggle tans are wicked hot.


I get a really awesome goggle tan every winter and have been complimented on my goggle tans multiple times. Wanna date?
Sep 2 2014 2:07AM
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