I was just thinking about this this morning and was thinking it could be fun, but first I shall explain how this one will work. You will copy and paste the following in your reply:
"This is my Rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine. My Rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my Rifle is useless, without my Rifle I am useless."
Now replace the word Rifle with any Noun(singular).
(Noun: Person, place, or thing.)
e.g.
This is my Pickle, there are many like it but this one is mine. My Pickle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my Pickle is useless, without my Pickle I am useless.
Have fun!
(Tried to search and see if this has been done with this sentence before and didn't find anything.)