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Honest Ski Company Slogans

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EdwardSkiden
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Skiden Out.
Jul 27 2014 3:05PM
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nford
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Repost
Jul 27 2014 3:45PM
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lurking
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Didn't Gavin do this a couple months ago
Jul 27 2014 4:09PM
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Twig
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loganschnurDidn't Gavin do this a couple months ago


Yes but some of these were pretty good in fairness.
Jul 27 2014 4:17PM
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J_skis
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well done, and proud of our marketing! hahaha
Jul 27 2014 4:41PM
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elm.
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dynastar is funny
Jul 27 2014 4:42PM
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snowfinder
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OP
Jul 27 2014 5:13PM
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cwillygood
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well done
Jul 27 2014 5:51PM
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elcoach
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Hahahahaha
Jul 27 2014 6:14PM
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Bread.
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Anyone car to explain Armada to me?
Jul 27 2014 6:26PM
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S.J.W
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I don't see the hate behind this. Both I and Gavin Rudy did Honest ski slogans after "Honest Snowboard Brand Slogans". Gavins were absolutely hilarious and I loved them and he inspired me to do mine.

These slogans are also on point as fuck and made me laugh pretty hard. Props to you op for making my day.
Jul 27 2014 6:37PM
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gravel
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Yeah, the more people doing it, the funnier! Ideas from a bunch of people are always better than the ideas from just one.
Jul 27 2014 7:26PM
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toastyteenagers
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Bread.Anyone car to explain Armada to me?


Armada sued someone. End of story
Jul 27 2014 7:43PM
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JuliusJ
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RailersailerArmada sued someone. End of story


Why? I know its probably stupid ski gossip, but I'm like that high school girl who hasn't heard and will ask everyone if I don't find out why.
Jul 27 2014 7:54PM
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Mr.noodle
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Who did armada sue? And what for?
Jul 27 2014 9:20PM
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AwR
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The Montana Ski company one is gold!
Jul 27 2014 9:29PM
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piffypaul
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We have an opening at the jelly school
Jul 27 2014 9:42PM
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dangerdad
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Don't forget, JLev has done just as much for NS as NS has done for him. You know......as one of the originators of the twintip and all.
Jul 27 2014 9:58PM
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gravel
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Seriously? So can any other ski company... Newschoolers doesn't cater to J exclusively, there's just more J Skis advertising because the J team realizes the reach and power of NS.
Jul 27 2014 10:50PM
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S.J.W
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I would prefer to see a company be more involved in the community like Jason is. He knows what the community wants and responds accordingly. If you asked Atomic or Volkl what the community wants they couldn't answer it to save their lives. Ask Jason what the community wants and he will tell you. He seems to be one of the few brands that actually care about the community.
Jul 27 2014 11:06PM
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MadSteezin
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JuliusJWhy? I know its probably stupid ski gossip, but I'm like that high school girl who hasn't heard and will ask everyone if I don't find out why.


Dug this up through Google... Never heard of Armada trying to sue other companies either: http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/203634-Rossignol-Armada-Patent-Lawsuits
Jul 27 2014 11:42PM
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snogression.
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This is great.
Jul 27 2014 11:42PM
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Magnetic
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Snogression // Because Woodwards far away
Jul 28 2014 12:31AM
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perryhunter
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RailersailerArmada sued someone. End of story


Lol. That is crazy! Nice one with that Slogans! :D
Jul 28 2014 12:46AM
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yung-lean
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This isn't even true. Surface skiing's dollar store? Dynastar and Liberty were the one that even made fucking sense.
Jul 28 2014 12:55AM
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Phansy
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JibbinJacksonThis isn't even true. Surface skiing's dollar store? Dynastar and Liberty were the one that even made fucking sense.


agreed....

btw OP what is J?
Jul 28 2014 1:14AM
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RudyGarmisch
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It aint the heat, its the humility.
Jul 28 2014 1:57AM
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Big.Bird
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Buddha.agreed....

btw OP what is J?


oh you done fucked up kid
Jul 28 2014 2:05AM
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JayRich
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Big.Birdoh you done fucked up kid


HAHA
Jul 28 2014 3:07AM
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Z-PAULY.
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yea ive seen surface skis thrashed and destroyed... but as a local that lived near their shop the vibes and guys working there are awesome. i always wanted to go into the shop just to say hey. mike schneider (may have murdered the last names spelling) is awesome. him and rob are both father and love being a part of the ski industry and at the same time work even harder at getting their kids involved into all of it. i love those guys! they are so nice and if you just upkeep your skis and treat them well off the slopes then yea they will last you and you will have lots of fun on them.

Note: i dont ride surfaces anymore but i kept up on my surfaces and still have them if i ever want to mount em up again and i feel like i got my moneys worth with them. in fact i was really satisfied.
Jul 28 2014 5:12AM
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Zimmy
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Will this burn bridges??

**This post was edited on Dec 28th 2019 at 6:22:06am
Jul 28 2014 8:07AM
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onenerdykid
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ChubbyBoyIf you asked Atomic or Volkl what the community wants they couldn't answer it to save their lives.


Speaking strictly for Atomic here, our message is simple- grow a huge team, have said team riders marry hot chicks, and their resulting army of freeskiing babies will one day take over all of freeskiing. That message comes straight from the top and we're fairly confident the community feels the same way. We'll hold a couple of focus groups from selected demographics and sample populations just to double check that we're on point.
Jul 28 2014 9:21AM
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BWalmer
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onenerdykidSpeaking strictly for Atomic here, our message is simple- grow a huge team, have said team riders marry hot chicks, and their resulting army of freeskiing babies will one day take over all of freeskiing. That message comes straight from the top and we're fairly confident the community feels the same way. We'll hold a couple of focus groups from selected demographics and sample populations just to double check that we're on point.


Clearly Andreas is the leader of the charge and Jossi and Keefer and in pursuit. It's all going according to plan, haha.
Jul 28 2014 9:31AM
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onenerdykid
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BWalmerClearly Andreas is the leader of the charge and Jossi and Keefer and in pursuit. It's all going according to plan, haha.


Don't forget about Benchetler and Kimmy. Their (potential) babies will theoretically be the strongest of the bunch. On paper, it's looking pretty good.
Jul 28 2014 9:51AM
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The_Polock
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Jul 28 2014 11:17AM
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StokeFactor
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JibbinJacksonThis isn't even true. Surface skiing's dollar store? Dynastar and Liberty were the one that even made fucking sense.


So I'm guessing you ride surface? Or you are just impulsively pist for no reason?
Jul 28 2014 4:46PM
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S.J.W
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onenerdykidDon't forget about Benchetler and Kimmy. Their (potential) babies will theoretically be the strongest of the bunch. On paper, it's looking pretty good.


Candide's kid will probably do a double back out of the womb then win X games the following year.
Jul 28 2014 5:36PM
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PacificRimJob
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Moment: Squares are our favourite shape.

Volkl: We forgot what natural camber was.

Olin: We were big in the 70's.

K2: Buy American (hehehe)

Volant: We look great next to your stainless steel kitchen appliances!

Swix: We're Norwegian damnit! Not swiss!

Goode: The real carbon footprint.

Hart: MOGULS FOREVER!

Knee Bindings: Save your knees with 1970's binding tech!

4FRNT: We swear we came out before Armada...

Atomic: We love Salomon!

Salomon: We love Atomic!

Blizzard: We first trolled you with "Blah-Zahrd", but now we're actually "Blih-zurd" like we should be.
Jul 28 2014 6:39PM
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S.J.W
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Look bindings: You're probably going to choose the FKS.

Fischer: Vacum fit, just another way of saying heat molded.

Oakley: The original non endemic sponsor.

Dalbello: We make boots, just not as cool as full tilt
Jul 28 2014 7:18PM
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413Crew
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hahaha the armada one
Jul 28 2014 8:40PM
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milk_man
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Kelloggs: Your sport got in the Olympics so here we are
Jul 28 2014 10:17PM
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heFF
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ChubbyBoyLook bindings: You're probably going to choose the FKS.

Fischer: Vacum fit, just another way of saying heat molded.

Oakley: The original non endemic sponsor.

Dalbello: We make boots, just not as cool as full tilt


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You couldn't be more wrong about the vacuum fit
Jul 29 2014 12:01AM
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toastyteenagers
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JuliusJWhy? I know its probably stupid ski gossip, but I'm like that high school girl who hasn't heard and will ask everyone if I don't find out why.


Here is what I found on the forums:

"Browsing through the Utah Report (a list of lawsuits filed in the state yesterday) I noticed a lawsuit filed where Rossignol was suing Armada. Doing a little research, I discovered that the lawsuit generally arose because Armada sent Rossignol a cease and desist letter claiming the S7 and BC110W violate a patent Armada owns. Rossignol sought a declaratory action that those skis do not violate Armadas patent, that Armada's patent is invalid and that Armada ARV skis violate one of Rossignol's patents. It will be curious to see where this one goes. It also makes me wonder if all the other manufactures of S7 like skis (i.e. ON3p Billygoat, Atomic Bent Cheetler) received a similar cease and desist letter."
Jul 29 2014 12:36AM
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best.coast
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Z-PAULY.mike schneider (may have murdered the last names spelling) is awesome.


real awesome at communicating with his athletes too...oh wait
Jul 29 2014 12:41AM
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P-Fitty
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MagneticSnogression // Because Woodwards far away


Lols this is too good.

BTW Moment: Satan's ski of choice.
Jul 29 2014 1:00AM
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PacificRimJob
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Real Fischer: It's actually shell compression, but vaccum sounds cooler!
Jul 29 2014 3:29AM
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S.J.W
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Moment: we failed pi
Jul 29 2014 3:42AM
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