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SkrewsOh btw the cup is super small and the nurse told me to "just aim"
spaceghostpurptoo bad big blacks dump truck wasnt still in buisness.
^fantasy factory reference
cool_namethe nurse is wrong about just aiming, that would be disgusting. You are meant to cover the toilet in Saran wrap, but let it droop enough not to make a mess, then with the little spoon attached scoop some in. No, i am not bullshitting either you are meant to do it this way to avoid any contamination from bacteria in the toilet.
I was really sick earlier in the year and had to do stool samples. Unless you go to a piece of shit hospital, they should give you something that goes below the seat that you shit into. From there you scoop it into the sample.