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alright, so when i was in like 6th grade, i would play guitar hero a lot, and then i realized one of the guitar playing chicks in the backrground was really hot and was wearing a bikini,-hard penis - commence masturbation.
i discovered it by my friend telling me what it was and i didn't really understand. it was in like fourth grade. then one day i tried it when i was bored when i was about twelve and I've never looked back
SFBalright, so when i was in like 6th grade, i would play guitar hero a lot, and then i realized one of the guitar playing chicks in the backrground was really hot and was wearing a bikini,-hard penis - commence masturbation.
skiersupremei discovered it by my friend telling me what it was and i didn't really understand. it was in like fourth grade. then one day i tried it when i was bored when i was about twelve and I've never looked back
When I was 12 I still never experienced an erection
I was climbing up the fire pole at recess one day in about third grade and got distracted by how good it felt. Didn't realize it was masturbation until years later of course.
When I was 12 my lizard died. I was missing petting him when one day I realized that my erect penis had a similar feel to that of my lizard. I started petting it like it was my lizard but it just wasn't the same. So I cut a slit down the middle of a hollow rubber snake toy and wrapped it around my penis. This was great! it felt just like my lizard. After a little bit of crying because I still missed him so much a few tears had dripped onto my penis and the rubber snake wasn't staying in the same position on my penis. The very millisecond that I felt the tingling sensation of the inside of the snake toy slowly stroking my penis I knew I had discovered something life changing. The rest is history
E__Oh I know (minus the vibrating part) it just, you know... intrigued me.
no no-- the vibrating part is the key-- I don't mean pens and toothbrushes like...inside of the girl...I mean pushing vibrating pens and vibrating toothbrush handles against their cli....you know what...I'm too old to post this shit.
I meant it like I didn't know that product vibrated. I was wavering on whether to add in my parenthesis "making it all the more special" to clarify but I thought it already made sense.
Oh well, all the more posts to get OP excited about his thread.
So someone said something about it at school, ima say 5th grade maybe 6th. And I didn't know what it was so I was like "yeah I masturbate all the time" proceeded to "chacha" (if anyone remembers that) how to masturbate. It wasn't very descript so I needed to look it up online.
After hours of trying to get around an extremely overprotective nanny blocker on my computer I learned of and discovered the glory of masturbation
ndyeproceeded to "chacha" (if anyone remembers that)
holy shit yes. I had totally forgot about chacha. Feel like just yesterday now that I was using it... What was that one that cost $1 for every question... KGB, was it? Still remember their ads on TV... "Can you milk a hamster?"
CheddarJackholy shit yes. I had totally forgot about chacha. Feel like just yesterday now that I was using it... What was that one that cost $1 for every question... KGB, was it? Still remember their ads on TV... "Can you milk a hamster?"
I was playing GTA San Andreas when I was in 5th or 6th grade late at night one time. I was alone in my basement and I went into one of the strip clubs, I think it was called the "pig pen". I paid for one of the private lap dances with my millions of dollars, as I was watching I became hard, one thing led to the next, boom I had ejaculated for the first time. No shame.
I was eleven years old staying at a condo with my grandma I though I had to pee because my wiener was hard but I decided to touch it and it felt good, one thing lead to another and I blew my first load next to my grandma.
JakeSmithWhen I was 12 my lizard died. I was missing petting him when one day I realized that my erect penis had a similar feel to that of my lizard. I started petting it like it was my lizard but it just wasn't the same. So I cut a slit down the middle of a hollow rubber snake toy and wrapped it around my penis. This was great! it felt just like my lizard. After a little bit of crying because I still missed him so much a few tears had dripped onto my penis and the rubber snake wasn't staying in the same position on my penis. The very millisecond that I felt the tingling sensation of the inside of the snake toy slowly stroking my penis I knew I had discovered something life changing. The rest is history
