acualywasdolanKing of the hill is possibly the most unfunny show ive ever seen. It fucking sucks
Hwat the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little Bobby? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the sales of propane and propane accessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the top salesman in the entire Strickland Propane company. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Arlen, mark my god danged words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the street and your number is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane accessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell you a grill that's off the face of the great USA, you little Democrat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.
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