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theabortionatorlame. They should work o building a real jetpack or hoverboard,
This is like back in the 90s when you really wanted a cool rc helicopter or whatever then found out there was a fucking cord attached and it couldn't even fly.
LE.Skiingbetter idea. grab two mount one on each foot: hover fatty skis.
ThurnisHaleyThose were the days. They still had them in the early 2000's.
theabortionatorI was so butthurt when I got the plane or helicopter I wanted for christmas and all it did was roll around the ground and make noises. I had plans to tie secret notes to it and be able to fly them to people in stuff. I had it all planned out. Then those motherfuckers. Those motherfuckers crushed my dreams. I didn't even want to play with the stupid fucking thing.
False advertising. They should have been put in jail. They should have all been put in jail.
ThurnisHaleyWanna know what was even worse? Finally getting a cordless one then the super tiny switch falls out after using it for less than 5 min. I didn't even crash it. I was one pissed off kid.
Huck_NorrisThe rage. It's all coming back to me now. FUCK I need an otter pop right now to make the hurt stop.