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Fun things to do in rental cars sicne you don't own them

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KravtZ
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Need to rent a car for a business trip tomorrow. Looking to do some fun shit that I wouldnt do in my own car. What kind of things yall do? Gunna try to get a sick burnout pic...renting a mustang convertible...any other suggestions? We get the highest level through corporate membership so the challenger could be an option if its available but wont know till I pick it up
Jun 17 2014 12:40PM
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GayWolf420
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take a nice, warm, liquid-like shit into the air vents
Jun 17 2014 12:43PM
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[tk]
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Just make sure to watch out for pedestrians
Jun 17 2014 12:49PM
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ZachAndCheese
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cocaine
Jun 17 2014 12:59PM
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bfulmer
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Bang 7 dudes in the car like you do every weekend.

That'll show Enterprise what's up.
Jun 17 2014 1:10PM
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NSRndm
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Get sideways
Jun 17 2014 1:12PM
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Mingg
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Back flip it like Travis Pastrana flipped that monster truck
Jun 17 2014 1:14PM
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Rusticles
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rally car, get the insurance!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 17 2014 1:34PM
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theabortionator
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If you're going to be a dick at least be creative.
Jun 17 2014 1:48PM
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YourMomsCouch
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Replace your old shitty tires on your car with the good ones from the rental car
Jun 17 2014 1:50PM
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Laurent.
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OP's rental Mustang after doing "A sick burnout braaaah!"

Jun 17 2014 1:53PM
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KravtZ
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YourMomsCouchReplace your old shitty tires on your car with the good ones from the rental car


Wow thats a great fucking idea...will seriously consider this considering I need a couple new tires on my car anyway
Jun 17 2014 1:53PM
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NSRndm
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KravtZWow thats a great fucking idea...will seriously consider this considering I need a couple new tires on my car anyway


... I'm sure they won't notice
Jun 17 2014 2:02PM
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Huck_Norris
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KravtZWow thats a great fucking idea...will seriously consider this considering I need a couple new tires on my car anyway




If they notice it'll cost you way more than a new set of tires would have.


How about you just beat the car mercilessly like a normal person and not resort to stealing like a fucking lowlife piece of shit? Have your fun but don't be a piece of shit, man. Just don't.
Jun 17 2014 2:02PM
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theabortionator
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omnidataOP's rental Mustang after doing "A sick burnout braaaah!"



one can only hope


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMp3WyPdj8I
Jun 17 2014 2:04PM
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987321654hgfd
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If it's FWD do some tray drifting

Jun 17 2014 2:19PM
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ModMommy
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Traffic drugs
Jun 17 2014 2:20PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Pull a walter white and blow that shit up.
Jun 17 2014 2:26PM
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No.Quarter
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CirilloIf it's FWD do some tray drifting



Anyone done this before? Do you usually just need to steal some trays or is it better to buy some metal kitchen trays? The ones in that video didn't last very long at all
Jun 17 2014 2:29PM
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987321654hgfd
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JakeSmithAnyone done this before? Do you usually just need to steal some trays or is it better to buy some metal kitchen trays? The ones in that video didn't last very long at all


I've done it with stolen plastic trays and it works good for a short period of time. Never seen anyone buy metal ones though.
Jun 17 2014 2:31PM
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profa_212
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JakeSmithAnyone done this before? Do you usually just need to steal some trays or is it better to buy some metal kitchen trays? The ones in that video didn't last very long at all


I tried with metal ones....they didn't want to slide at all....maybe just the ones I got, but they just stayed in place and the car got dragged off them.
Jun 17 2014 2:44PM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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Throw a tampon in the gas tank.

Take a runny dump where you put in oil.

Go to a swingers party and invite people to ganbang in your car.
Jun 17 2014 2:50PM
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theabortionator
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obviously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n8RNykwXEA&feature=kp
Jun 17 2014 2:53PM
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.Hugo.
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I hope you do something and get fired over it since your rental is through work
Jun 17 2014 2:55PM
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Brule.
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inb4
Jun 17 2014 3:02PM
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GayWolf420
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gRAPEFRUITThrow a tampon in the gas tank.

Take a runny dump where you put in oil.

Go to a swingers party and invite people to ganbang in your car.


there's already a runny dump idea, you blithering idiot
Jun 17 2014 3:12PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Top speed run and post the video in this thread.
Jun 17 2014 3:19PM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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DeebieSkeebiesthere's already a runny dump idea, you blithering idiot


Never enough runny dump ideas. So kindly shut your whore mouth.
Jun 17 2014 3:31PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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You're renting a car for work, through your work corporate account.

And you want to go play jackass with it.

Let me know how this works out for you and your job afterwards.
Jun 17 2014 3:35PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Caucasian_AsianYou're renting a car for work, through your work corporate account.

And you want to go play jackass with it.

Let me know how this works out for you and your job afterwards.


what a fucking party pooper. gtfo nerd.
Jun 17 2014 3:41PM
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987321654hgfd
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Granite_Statewhat a fucking party pooper. gtfo nerd.


Seriously. Fucking Buzz Killington over here.
Jun 17 2014 4:00PM
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Rusticles
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http://youtu.be/h4W7E5BlLGM



This but with a mustang
Jun 17 2014 4:33PM
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.FRY.
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make it a permanent convertible
Jun 17 2014 4:41PM
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Titus69
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Bring it to your local dragstrip and try to get in.

Leave your mothers dildo in the glove compartment
Jun 17 2014 7:25PM
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