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Bateman
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I am not sure if this is normal or not:
I'm a fairly lonely guy. I have my group of friends, and we hang out in the computer lab at lunch. I think my friends are cool, but they're all guys. i don't really have any women in my life.

Well thats not entirely true. I have a sister, we'll call her Laurie.

Since grade 7, everyone around me has been dating everyone except my clique.

Anyways lately my friends have started getting girlfriends I'm really happy for them but but it leaves them with less time to spend with me. I see how happy they are with their ladies and frankly I'm jealous.

Last week my friend called me up to tell me that he had just gone down on his girlfriend for the first time. He said it was really cool. He;s been encouraging me to get a lady of my own for quite some time to 'reap the rewards of having a woman' as he puts it. I don't think I'm ready.

Well its not that I'm not ready I'm just not in a position of getting woman.

Anyways back to what this is all about.

I like women but have no access to them. The only exception being Laurie. Ever since James called me up talking about how cool ******s are well I've been curious, thanks to the net I know all about their construction but well the net doesn't lend itself to transferring smells.

I'll just say it.

For the last couple of days I've been going into my sisters laundry and smelling her panties. Its not too hard. I just say I'm doing a load of wash or wait for everyone to leave and then go into her hamper.

I'm in no way sexually attracted to my sister, this doesn't have anything to do with her. I just love the smell of ****** and she has one.

I don't think this is too wrong but I'm afraid to ask my friends if they have done it.

Is this normal?
May 28 2014 7:47PM
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arnie_grape
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hey op this must be laurie taking the picture right?



Id smell her panties too
Jun 1 2014 7:08PM
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SFB
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Jun 1 2014 7:10PM
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Bateman
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Update: My sister has been hinting to this stuff lately, i think she may know. Did any of you fuggers send screenshots or something?
Aug 29 2014 2:44PM
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Gods_Father
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damn that read was gold
Aug 29 2014 2:46PM
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Jesse.White
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Aug 29 2014 3:07PM
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SpookyCat
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This happens all the time with brothers and sisters and its honestly not a big deal at all. With that said she's your SISTER and you have to respect her space. Quit being a horny creep and ask her the next time before you go snorting her butt floss. She won't mind, it's a compliment to tell a girl that her ax wound smells like a flower.
Aug 29 2014 4:10PM
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Bart.Man
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H.ScorpioUpdate: My sister has been hinting to this stuff lately, i think she may know. Did any of you fuggers send screenshots or something?


Yeah, man. Laurie and I were pillow talkin last week and I may have let it slip. Thing is, she wasn't too weirded out by it. Now's your chance, bro. I loaded the bases, now drive it home you magnificent bastard!
Aug 29 2014 4:33PM
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B.Ryan
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this is why i love ns
Aug 29 2014 5:00PM
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spaceghostpurp
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I smell incest. Something fishy is going on here and im going to sniff it out.
Aug 29 2014 5:31PM
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SquattingDog
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No op it is not normal to hang out in the computer room at lunch.
Aug 29 2014 6:47PM
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90053
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finally some decent nsg
Aug 29 2014 7:21PM
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Bateman
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Bart.ManYeah, man. Laurie and I were pillow talkin last week and I may have let it slip. Thing is, she wasn't too weirded out by it. Now's your chance, bro. I loaded the bases, now drive it home you magnificent bastard!

I'm not sure what do do man.
spaceghostpurpI smell incest. Something fishy is going on here and im going to sniff it out.


Smell'd fine.
Aug 29 2014 8:05PM
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FWBL
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H.Scorpiobut how bro?


seriously?
Sep 23 2014 5:17PM
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Bateman
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FWBLseriously?


yes.
Sep 24 2014 5:57PM
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Bart.Man
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H.Scorpioyes.


Alright, man. I'll spell it out for you.

1. Approach Laurie, say what's up, make a little small talk. You know the drill.
2. Casually mention that some of her underwear ended up in your laundry.
3. Read the reaction. Is it a curious one? How does she receive the information?
4. Put her panties on your head and rail her. She wants you, dude.
Sep 24 2014 6:56PM
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lurking
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Bart.ManAlright, man. I'll spell it out for you.

1. Approach Laurie, say what's up, make a little small talk. You know the drill.
2. Casually mention that some of her underwear ended up in your laundry.
3. Read the reaction. Is it a curious one? How does she receive the information?
4. Put her panties on your head and rail her. She wants you, dude.


You coulda made a pun out of the "you know the drill"
Sep 24 2014 10:50PM
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veng_m
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if youre questioning yourself if its wrong, it most likely is
Sep 24 2014 10:55PM
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WakaShocka
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i can only hope that this thread is real so i can feel better about my lack of skills with theee ladezzz
Sep 24 2014 10:58PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Sep 25 2014 8:46AM
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Bateman
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Mr.Bishop



Hahaha
Sep 25 2014 3:26PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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JenniferGarnerThis happens all the time with brothers and sisters and its honestly not a big deal at all. With that said she's your SISTER and you have to respect her space. Quit being a horny creep and ask her the next time before you go snorting her butt floss. She won't mind, it's a compliment to tell a girl that her ax wound smells like a flower.


are we really going to ignore this?
Sep 25 2014 11:08PM
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steezy_doge
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fuck her right in the pussy not your sister but yeah
Sep 26 2014 12:15AM
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spliff.Life
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ya'll be alright (say it as all one word)
Sep 26 2014 12:20AM
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Culture+
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so normal
Sep 26 2014 1:16AM
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crotchvent
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Maybe ask your friend if you can join in with him and his girlfriend next time. Make her a sandwich.
Sep 26 2014 1:21AM
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Stadtski
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its like the start to a kinky porn
Sep 26 2014 9:56AM
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lurking
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plyswthsqrrlsare we really going to ignore this?


We have learned to ignore the idiocy
Sep 27 2014 11:29PM
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SpookyCat
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loganschnurWe have learned to ignore the idiocy


There's nothing idiotic about wanting to smell a relative's clam resin-stained panties.
Sep 28 2014 8:50PM
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.FRY.
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JenniferGarnerThis happens all the time with brothers and sisters and its honestly not a big deal at all. With that said she's your SISTER and you have to respect her space. Quit being a horny creep and ask her the next time before you go snorting her butt floss. She won't mind, it's a compliment to tell a girl that her ax wound smells like a flower.


fuck you
Sep 28 2014 10:43PM
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.Rybak.
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Mr.Bishop


hahahah
Sep 28 2014 10:48PM
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FWBL
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May 15 2015 1:48PM
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Bateman
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FWBL


Literally the shittiest gif I've ever seen.
May 15 2015 7:20PM
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SteezOnSkis12
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BatemanLiterally the shittiest gif I've ever seen.


So is your mom

May 15 2015 7:39PM
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Nikolaus
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this is not what i needed to read right before i had dinner.
May 15 2015 8:50PM
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PeppermillReno
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NickyToorthis is not what i needed to read right before i had dinner.


Try it again later on at night.

I just jerked off to this thread and to the OP. PM me if you want to cross swords (touch weiners) or just send each other DPs.
May 15 2015 9:36PM
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Abused_Tampon
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MCsugarcatTry it again later on at night.

I just jerked off to this thread and to the OP. PM me if you want to cross swords (touch weiners) or just send each other DPs.


This just got awkward
May 15 2015 9:37PM
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PeppermillReno
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Abused_TamponThis just got awkward


Why its not like its gay for 2 guys to get together and admire each other's johnson?
May 15 2015 9:42PM
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Nikolaus
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MCsugarcatTry it again later on at night.

I just jerked off to this thread and to the OP. PM me if you want to cross swords (touch weiners) or just send each other DPs.


Make sure to bring your magnifying glass so you can find yours.
May 15 2015 10:12PM
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no_steeze
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I think I read this exact same thing on NS a couple years ago after it was reposted from 4chan. Seems accurate
May 15 2015 10:18PM
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