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broto
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Hey, do you guys think there's enough snow left on palmer to set up a rail?? I tried to find a resort to ski that wasn't owned by vail this season, but i couldn't. Jon Olsson is aging like fine wine at 42. But did anyone see Henry Sildaru's quad???
May 22 2014 3:53PM
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MLJ
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brotodid anyone see Henry Sildaru's quad???


No, but I saw Johnny cash's 2340 it was so sick.
May 22 2014 3:58PM
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Huck_Norris
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Just copped dat Jiberish space suit, lets hop in my rocket car and go grind the fuck out of Saturn's rings.
May 22 2014 4:16PM
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270on420out
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Do you guys think octuples will be thrown at the 2026 Olympics?
May 22 2014 4:21PM
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Brule.
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Trilliam_A.Do you guys think octuples will be thrown at the 2026 Olympics?


I hear rumors that Kelly Sildaru will be the youngest female athlete to do a quintuple. Her brother Henry already did an octuple last year.
May 22 2014 4:24PM
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Afterbang.no
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Did you hear, Aspen Spora nailed the quad 2160 in the backcountry yesterday!
May 22 2014 4:39PM
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broto
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Max hills exponentially tighter pants have left him bedridden with low blood pressure and twigs for legs
May 22 2014 4:43PM
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Mordecai
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brotoMax hills exponentially tighter pants have left him bedridden with low blood pressure and twigs for legs

tight pants would make for higher blood pressure...?
May 22 2014 5:37PM
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LastChairMedia
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Dude that wasn't even a future spin... You only did a 2880...
May 22 2014 5:42PM
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Randy_Quench
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cant believe girl skiers still cant triple, what nerds.
May 22 2014 5:48PM
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dtwizzle
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brotoHey, do you guys think there's enough snow left on palmer to set up a rail?? I tried to find a resort to ski that wasn't owned by vail this season, but i couldn't. Jon Olsson is aging like fine wine at 42. But did anyone see Henry Sildaru's quad???


Aspen Spora got bronze in superpipe
May 22 2014 5:48PM
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snugs
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You see Burton's new park ski? Totally redesigned the 2023 model.
May 22 2014 6:10PM
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beauchamp
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i liked steve's perfomance at X-Games.
May 22 2014 6:20PM
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Miomo
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Hi. I'm twelve. Who's Tom Wallisch?
May 22 2014 6:29PM
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stupendous-man
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Man, I hope next years Saga is a throwback to the OG 14/15 year! that was by far the best year for Saga.
May 22 2014 6:32PM
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Shredsterr
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stupendous-manMan, I hope next years Saga is a throwback to the OG 14/15 year! that was by far the best year for Saga.


You obviously haven't seen their 14/15 line.
May 22 2014 6:34PM
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APunx176
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royksoppYou see Burton's new park ski? Totally redesigned the 2023 model.


I personally like Signal's 2023 park skis
May 22 2014 6:41PM
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ShaunNDDuffY
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Aspen Spora has torn his 10th ACL and has decided to get mechanical knees
May 22 2014 6:41PM
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sbarlett
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Aspen Spora: first man to triple on Mars.
May 22 2014 6:45PM
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No.Quarter
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I think it would be really cool if an NS app was made
May 22 2014 6:45PM
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caderobinson
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J skis are now touchscreen
May 22 2014 6:52PM
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broto
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LastChairMediaDude that wasn't even a future spin... You only did a 2880...


Actually a 2880 would only not be a future spin in the year 2881 and later. Future spin = more degrees than the current year.
May 22 2014 7:07PM
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steezyclezy
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girls are so shit they only do triples. no wonder they don't have their own big air event at the olympics

nick goepper has completed his final transformation and is now a fully functioning robot thanks to his new carbon fibre heart

the wells brothers continue to spawn. they each have four kids now and atomic is losing money with all the gear they demand
May 22 2014 7:14PM
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broto
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steezyclezythe wells brothers continue to spawn. they each have four kids now and atomic is losing money with all the gear they demand


Jossi's transformation into Jesus is complete. Judgment day is upon nz
May 22 2014 7:28PM
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Huck_Norris
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brotoMax hills exponentially tighter pants have left him bedridden with low blood pressure and twigs for legs


Remember when they got so tight they pinched his feet right off on 2021? That was so hesh #tbt
May 22 2014 7:57PM
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Blynch2
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It's 2024 and ur mum is still banging me #getrekedm8
May 22 2014 8:03PM
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CheddarJack
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Remember when snowboarding was cool? Gee, it's been some time now since.
May 22 2014 8:10PM
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ABalls
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How do I pay my taxes
May 22 2014 8:15PM
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dtwizzle
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Anyone got the new 50 foot electric bong that grows its own kush
May 22 2014 8:24PM
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Sir.Steezealot
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Steve Stepp finally becomes pro......at the age of 52.
May 22 2014 8:25PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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*People are still wondering why chug 15 has not been released. Even though Ian Cosco secretly died in 2016*
May 22 2014 8:26PM
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broto
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PrixMansAnyone got the new 50 foot electric bong that grows its own kush


Yes Texas finally legalized
May 22 2014 8:27PM
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nford
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Triple 720's are cool
May 22 2014 8:39PM
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S.J.W
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Can't believe Kelly Siladru and Aspen Spora are getting married, seriously their kids will be topping the olympic podium in 18 years for sure.

Jossi just got named head coach for NZ freeski team and his and Beau is head coach for half pipe. Continuing the legacy of the Wells family is Jossi's son and daughter both getting deals with Armada.

Henrik is now a fully pledged member of the wu tang clan.
May 22 2014 8:53PM
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dtwizzle
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brotoYes Texas finally legalized


Only 2 states left to not do so
May 22 2014 8:54PM
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No.Quarter
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Sir.SteezealotSteve Stepp finally becomes pro......at the age of 52.


math yo, check your work
May 22 2014 8:57PM
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Ribss.
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I'm so stoked for the new Splice movie, I heard gopro is partnering up with them to use their new 5000 FPS 1440p Camera.
May 22 2014 9:03PM
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MartianMan
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Im doing a history project and the topic i was assigned is this thing called snow-boarding? Im coming up empty, can anyone help me?
May 22 2014 9:04PM
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StokeFactor
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MiomoHi. I'm twelve. Who's Tom Wallisch?


Hi, I'm 13. apparently it's a dude who won the x-games doing only doubles or something like that, old skiers like him a lot not quite sure why yet.
May 22 2014 9:06PM
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juicedrummer11
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I think I saw an update on Jiblife, they are saying it should be ready by next year! Finally!
May 22 2014 9:07PM
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CubanLinx
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Do you guys think JibLife is gonna come out anytime soon?
May 22 2014 9:07PM
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Preston+
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Can anyone tell me where the fuck my breakfast pepperoni is!
May 22 2014 9:09PM
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Ribss.
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JibberFredetteDo you guys think JibLife is gonna come out anytime soon?


just a second too late, tough break dude.
May 22 2014 9:14PM
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fredyferl
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NS still hopes that Jon Brogan will make a comeback
May 22 2014 9:14PM
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Threshy
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"Go drive daddys space ship!" "My dad only has like 5 mil invested in artificial fusion!"
May 22 2014 9:16PM
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rozboon
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I can't believe Full Tilt are still selling a 44 year old boot to park rats as if it's new and exciting.
May 22 2014 9:21PM
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broto
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FredyFerlNS still hopes that Jon Brogan will make a comeback


That could be said in 2054

rozboonI can't believe Full Tilt are still selling a 44 year old boot to park rats as if it's new and exciting.


But they cure shinbang dood
May 22 2014 9:23PM
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M.M
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what is chads gap? i heard someone blew it up way back
May 22 2014 9:30PM
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Splifftastic
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"Dude I got these sweet new ski poles that double as a bong and a fleshlight."
2024 Ski Bum
May 22 2014 9:35PM
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Jpurd
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Woah did anyone watch that WBNA game last night!?!? It was a thriller!
May 22 2014 9:39PM
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