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Worlds Largest Claim Thread

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sugarloaf_steez
Posts: 104 - Karma: 1,921
Post anything and everything that you "did" or didn't do this year. Because of why the fuck not.

**Disclaimer: All claims posted on this thread will be considered void unless video evidence is presented.
Apr 27 2014 9:16PM
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snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090
i started to get one-footers down-pat on rails
Apr 27 2014 9:20PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,365
I'm the best skier on the mountain.
Apr 27 2014 9:29PM
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Nikolic
Posts: 219 - Karma: 1,915
I did your mom. You really want video evidence?
Apr 27 2014 9:34PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
This is off to a great start.
Apr 27 2014 9:39PM
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sbarlett
Posts: 882 - Karma: 4,255
OP took his first ski lesson
Apr 27 2014 9:42PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
Switch triple 9, but my friend didn't even record it, fuckin idiot...
Apr 27 2014 9:48PM
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Amarino
Posts: 218 - Karma: 2,417
Peed in her butt.
Apr 27 2014 9:50PM
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50Kal
Posts: 2826 - Karma: 5,368
I didn't tear my ACL and Didn't run into any trees
Apr 27 2014 9:55PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
OP should have claimed this thread to be way better than the other existing one.
Apr 27 2014 10:46PM
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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
Quad cork 3600 but ops mom dident record it
Apr 27 2014 11:05PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
The referenced post has been removed.


i'm 360 and i can 12
Apr 27 2014 11:12PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
brotoi'm 360 and i can 12


im 13 and can 540
Apr 27 2014 11:21PM
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M.M
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 4,490
brotoi'm 360 and i can 12


SFBim 13 and can 540


im 69 and can 420
Apr 27 2014 11:31PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
I skied faster than tom wallisch
Apr 27 2014 11:33PM
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cydwhit
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 42,823
I took some good pictures and I crashed a lot, Evidence of both is available, especially of the excessive crashing.
Apr 27 2014 11:44PM
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Dode
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,052
I died. I found a unicorn in one of the kickers. And I didn't do any drugz
Apr 27 2014 11:58PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51293 - Karma: 157,944
I explained to OP that this has been done before. Then proceed to hook up with his mom and not call her back.

/claim
Apr 28 2014 12:21AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
I used to embed videos on NS.
Apr 28 2014 12:34AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
I used to embed videos on NS.
Apr 28 2014 12:35AM
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Hoffman_
Posts: 153 - Karma: 277
i learned that goat semen is the best thing to wax you skis with.
Apr 28 2014 1:17AM
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filipoio
Posts: 293 - Karma: 1,569
I learned that most things are just not worth trying...
Apr 28 2014 9:40AM
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CalvinStork
Posts: 163 - Karma: 2,082
I landed my first dub this spring break but my gopro battery was dead
Apr 28 2014 10:11AM
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Rem-Dog
Posts: 264 - Karma: 1,131
I did a 270 on, to front 450 tail tap nose tap out (Totally unintentional and I could never do it again but who gives a fuck)
Apr 28 2014 10:27AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
Tomorrow I will witness Yung_Gnarley attempting a triple.
Apr 28 2014 10:42AM
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beansurrows
Posts: 209 - Karma: 5,526
i did a 420nugspliff jib on a oilriginjector at the tanner hall puffpuffpass-tational
Apr 28 2014 10:42AM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Mr.HuckYung_Gnarley attempting a triple.


That's a fitting name then
Apr 28 2014 10:52AM
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m1k3vb
Posts: 75 - Karma: 273
I fondled op's dad
Apr 28 2014 11:07AM
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steezemuffin23
Posts: 59 - Karma: 119
Skied down Stowe naked on 4/20
https://vimeo.com/92775682
Apr 28 2014 11:28AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
DiabeetoThat's a fitting name then


https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/563945/TOMORROW-I-WILL-BE-ATTEMPTING-A-TRIPLE
Apr 28 2014 12:01PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,497
I skied at my home resort yesterday even though its been closed close to a month now
Apr 28 2014 12:27PM
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Noha
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 2,684
Received lift head.
Apr 28 2014 12:31PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Mr.Huckhttps://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/563945/TOMORROW-I-WILL-BE-ATTEMPTING-A-TRIPLE


lol nvm then
Apr 28 2014 12:39PM
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WyattShapperd
Posts: 113 - Karma: 158
I'm Sponsored
Apr 28 2014 12:46PM
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Dorf.
Posts: 765 - Karma: 1,631
Did a backflip
Apr 28 2014 3:10PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
Took OP's mom to an expensive seafood dinner and never called her again
Apr 28 2014 4:33PM
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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
ttelrabOP took his first ski lesson

get a new icon bruh.
Apr 28 2014 4:40PM
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Lou.
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 3,876
Non skiers understand me when I talk about park skiing!
Apr 28 2014 5:34PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
Op mums finally hit the donkey dick
Apr 28 2014 5:40PM
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CalvinFederline
Posts: 709 - Karma: 351
I landed the double-O 9
Apr 28 2014 5:42PM
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G_B
Posts: 786 - Karma: 3,006
i got my first triple flat 90 on to pretzel quad 270 off but it was -142 so my go pro battery died
Apr 28 2014 6:15PM
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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
I joined newschoolers. I skied for the 1st time this season, and turns out it's the best thing I've ever done.
Apr 28 2014 6:55PM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
I joined Hookit and now all sorts of rad companies want to sponsor me. All my friends back at school are so jealous. Monster 4 life!
Apr 28 2014 7:00PM
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AustinPowers
Posts: 49 - Karma: 92
I am 12 and I'm sponsored by a wutang
Apr 28 2014 7:06PM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
Like most girls my age I fell in love with Gus Kenworthy for about a week and then completely forgot who he was after Sochi.
Apr 28 2014 7:13PM
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Bromium
Posts: 181 - Karma: 2,145
skied down the mountain when doing the 69 at the same time.
Apr 28 2014 7:22PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
m1k3vbI fondled op


Apr 28 2014 8:51PM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,365
I skied backwards on the bunny hill.
Apr 28 2014 10:29PM
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