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Vacation in 5 hours

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galaxia
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Plane leaves in 5 hours. Wife is at work - her checklist for me is do laundry, run dishwasher, clear the catbox, call the cab. Bags are half packed. I figure I can get all that shit done in the 15 minutes I have after she calls me to tell me she is headed home. Hook me up with ideas to pass the time - I am so anxious and excited that I cant sit still.
Apr 11 2014 2:59PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
not sure if lesbian or just deceptive
Apr 11 2014 3:02PM
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galaxia
Posts: 307 - Karma: 697
yucknot sure if lesbian or just deceptive


deceptively gay!
Apr 11 2014 3:04PM
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Turkelton
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just berk urf
Apr 11 2014 3:07PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Haaaaaaaaaave you met 2048?

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/778353/2048-
Apr 11 2014 3:07PM
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galaxia
Posts: 307 - Karma: 697
CaptainDickbuttHaaaaaaaaaave you met 2048?

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/778353/2048-


im gonna miss my flight
Apr 11 2014 3:12PM
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galaxia
Posts: 307 - Karma: 697
CaptainDickbuttHaaaaaaaaaave you met 2048?

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/778353/2048-


ohhh 5348 yah me!
Apr 11 2014 3:27PM
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galaxia
Posts: 307 - Karma: 697
my thread sucks
Apr 11 2014 4:04PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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galaxiamy thread sucks


OP suxs at NS
Apr 11 2014 4:10PM
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Rusticles
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don't leave the dishwasher running while you are gone. If it leaks it will be running the entire time you are gone.
Apr 11 2014 4:24PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Also, shutoff the water supplies to all of your toilets. The can spontaneously combust (ish) and the water will literally flow the entire time.

Huge water bill
Fucked household.

It happened to me while I was home thank god. If I had been at work it would have been catastrophic.
Apr 11 2014 4:27PM
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galaxia
Posts: 307 - Karma: 697
Wife: "Sneaking out a few minutes early see you soon"

Me: ....
Apr 11 2014 5:29PM
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Miomo
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galaxiadeceptively gay!


Then there's no point in having a pink name, then.
Apr 11 2014 5:59PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
get high
Apr 11 2014 6:20PM
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PoLaRpEaK
Posts: 439 - Karma: 555
You are F*cked
Apr 11 2014 6:32PM
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soulskier
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Where you heading?
Apr 11 2014 7:36PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
DIPED_IN_SAUCEOP suxs at NS


Indeed
Apr 11 2014 8:52PM
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skier58284
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yucknot sure if lesbian or just deceptive


>implying OP is not a trap
Apr 12 2014 12:16AM
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Chubz.
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I'm gonna steal ur shit when you're gone op.
Apr 12 2014 12:39AM
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