T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"
"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$
We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
Huck off and fly!!!
"god doesnt like little bitches that wanna go pro to get rich" - asian_allen
"i hit 10k twice now and forgot to make a big gay thread both times." - k-rob
"occupy Domino's !!" I_Am_ Mod
"he didn't grab his ski long enough in that switch double misty, I bet he has no friends and hangs out playing Scrabble with his mother on weekends." - Drail www.huckandsplash.com | www.vaildevo.com | www.oneloveskiing.com
Its true. I'm a cat from 2243, a time when felines have learned to speak, walk upright, and even type. I pissed on the couch too many times so my owner zapped me back to now. Spoiler alert: North Korea 2035.
honestly i dont think a car would fit in a microwave. I also know that any sort of metal creates a spectacular spark storm in a microwave, not sure if this is all that good of an idea. i mean if you can fit it in the microwave then go for it but it will probably not send your car back in time but rather destroy it and void any warranty.
"What I care about is being able to click into my skis for the rest of my life. I care about being on top of the mountains with my best friends. If I'm on my skis, I've got a big smile on my face. And I want to keep it that way." T-Hall http://vimeo.com/thenewsolution
I put my dick in the microwave once and it doubled in size. Neat life hack the corporations don't want you to know about.
"When I win the lottery I'm gonna buy a mansion and name it "theabortionators estate" you can come an go as you please. Ill have a motorcycle in the garage you can run into a tree" -Kevtron
Mike Rogge: "Why do you think the best skiers in the world come from the east coast?"
Tom Wallisch: "We've ski'd the worst so the best comes easy."
"On the way down - it's awesome." - CR Johnson
"NS =semi pornographic, ski dating, subject matter experts about law, drugs, culinary, gaming, automotive, and nonsensical jibberjabber / troll haven / school of internet sexuality and spelling."-Rick.Roll
"You had sex with a 13 year old Indian? This is the 21st century not the fucking Lewis & Clark expedition Jesus Christ"-Thizzle.
"I boned a cougar once. The zoo was not happy"- Aidan-G