Talked to Andy Parry today

I talked to Andy parry once. I tried to be cool and slide the ice into the rope tow, and catch a spot on the rope right in front of him. I caught an edge but saved myself from falling. About 5 feet afterwards I caught another edge and landed face first. He skied by me and said "yep that's how you break a rib". I tried to redeem myself later on by trying a broken grind on a sketchy box everyone was sessioning, but i caught yet another edge and broke my ski. At the pizza party afterward everyone made fun of me. Worst day of skiing ever.

Hah you're both losers

How fast did he deliver the pizza?

wow congrats i think u should get orange name 4 being famous

I met him back in February, Such a sick and chill dude.

that was a hilarious short tale actually

a.)You just randomly called Andy Parry from lunch time?

this is the most important question

oh man, I bet you struck andy's fancy. I remember I met him at the ruby Tuesday in keystone a couple winters ago. We talked for a couple minutes, mostly about the fat guy who was sitting at the bar. I thought nothing much of it, honestly it was kind of awkward. Next day I was in the singles line at a51 and who other than andy parry slips into line right next to me. He recognized me before I did him. We rode the chair up and midway through we stopped. To this day I think that andy paid off the lifties to stop the chair for a while. It was stopped for a solid 10 minutes, which became the longest 10 minutes of my life. It started off as some simple touching, and as he got more and more into me, I became less and less comfortable. I finally asked him to stop, and when I did, he just pushed me against the side of the chair and laid it on thicker and heavier every second. As the chair finally started to move, I felt terrible. Slowly, however, I got over it. One day a couple weeks later, I saw andy once more. Unfortunately he had another young stud in his crosshairs, as I was not quite so satisfying. I hope one snowy winter day he picks me out again, just another notch on the bedpost, but a notch on the great andy parry's bedpost.

a. yes

i lol'ed

Met him at Holiday Valley with ski-for-life; he was mad chill, gave me free swag and rode the lifts with him 5 or 6 times. He was real down to earth and very genuine. Happy I made the trip down to see him ski and chill

what is his number

He was the dude that owned all the toys from toy story right?

inb4 californiagrown tries to start a never ending argument about how andy sucks and is wrong and everyone wants to suck his dick blah blah blah

I gave andy and will some poutine once, and they gave me a ton of cool stuff. They were pretty stoked on it too. That was cool. Then the next day I met them again coming out of the theatre at IF3 and they recognized me and gave me another hoodie. That was cool as well.

one time my homie dropped a relatively fat sack off the chairlift. andy was on the chair behind him and jumped off the fuckin chair to get it. my boy got to it before andy what a fool

Saving this for any and all future Andy threads