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The game of G.N.A.R. thread
I'm the best skier on the mountain, so watch me rip the shit out of this naked as i talk to my mom on the phone.
The key to happiness, to true happiness, is having no expectations.
It was me who farted on the tram
im gonna hit this booter naked, covered in afterbirth with cross country skis on my feet and go for the combo grab: balls AND shaft
sponsorship > fame > money > Justin Beiber
I say burn OP at the stake
i'm 7'8" and weigh 105 lbs. i stay at home and don't ski because people stare at me
^^ I'm so much radder than both of you, I backflipped on the bunny hill with my saucer sled.
don't forget to stop in the middle of your line to take a piss!
"Just ski down there and jump off of something for crying out loud" - Shane McConkey
What side of history do you want to be on?
Don't forget to wack your poles!
That shit gray
I have been playing with myself this year. Its starting to pick up.
-I high 5 everyone in line
-Pro callout was giving to a ski instructor by me. A kid pulled it off on me a week later.
-Claim the run to a lifty: "dude did you see how I rip the dragon? Im by far the best skier on the mountain."
-I constantly yell out: "I am having so much more fun than you!" when I ride under the chair.
-Impersonation: I was talking to a boarder about back country riding when this old tourist lady interrupted us and warned us about avalanches. Since she knew nothing about snow, I passed myself off as a rad skier that doesnt look for powder, but life and death avy rides. She was horrified!
No phone runs, no signal.
Yeah, I quoted myself, that just proves how awesome I am
I got it...You do future spins, you get PAYED! it's that simple!
2.Do future spins in competitions
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