bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre
"Just posts a lot of dick pics, the thread will get deleted and you wont even have to pm a mod."-SFB
"More tranny than a pride parade."-METH-CANCER
"We're always living in the glory days, we just look backwards with rose-colored glasses."-Mosseau
In reality though I think I would be stoked on switch cork 5 truck drivers.
dude you wouldn't believe some of the moves the MAV drivers pull. MAV's are Mormon Assault Vehicles, ya kno those giant ass white ford vans? they got them because they have so many damn kids. anyways, they'll be two lanes over before an exit and they'll just send it over like "good luck, everybody else".
Backside triple rodeo. Would make doubles so easy and lazy. Frontside dub rodeos would be the runner up probably.
"When I win the lottery I'm gonna buy a mansion and name it "theabortionators estate" you can come an go as you please. Ill have a motorcycle in the garage you can run into a tree" -Kevtron
"This girl I dated had a dick fetish. Turned out she was just a whore" - Aidan-G
"Maybe youll catch me on the slopes. Ill be the dude rocking twin tip, center mounted park skis and steezy tall hoodies all the while struggling to land that basic jib across the flat box but LOVING every second of it. Every yardsale, even snow face wash, ill come up with a smile on my face." - rbean24
"Yeah bro, i can't wait to hang out with you while you get sweet action shots of your groomer turns and using the lips onto rails as jumps with your GoPro that is surgically attached to your empty skull" -skiierman to ny300z
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